LYRICS:

[Intro]

It’s Elmo, bitch, motherfucker

Yeah

Elmo the goat (Yeah)

[Verse]

It’s Elmo, bitch, I be shooting up (All the opps)

The opps in the motherfucking Sesame Street, yeah (Opps)

I shoot at Big Bird, he an opp ‘cause he’s a bitchass (Big Bird, bitchass)

And then I shoot at Oscar the Grouch, because he lives in a trash can (Trash can)

He don’t deserve to live, because a trash can is fucking nasty, bitch (Yeah)

Yeah, Elmo on that weed (Elmo, Elmo)

I’m smoking all that weed everyday

I’m on that molly, I’m on that crack (Crack)

I’m on every single drug in existence (Cocaine)

Elmo can’t think right without the weed

I’m on that green everyday because I need it (Yeah)

Elmo needs it to calm down (Brr)

Elmo feels relaxed with weed (Skrrt)

Weed the goat, because it is super good and yummy (Yummy)

Just like veggies, Elmo says you should eat your veggies and fruits

Elmo gets a lot of money, because he is very rich, and I make good music

Elmo makes the best, just like DJ Khaled, but DJ Khaled sucks ass (We The Best)

Y’all rappers don’t even know how to rap

Elmo can have a better flow than you (Y’all suck)

Because you guys suck so much ass, and my dick, and my cock, and my everything, yeah (Yeah)

Elmo always on top of everything

Just like your mom, I’m on top of your mom (Skrrt)

And then I shot at Grover

He an opp, because he sold me bad crack (Bitch)

Bad crack, I’mma die from that, yeah

Elmo can’t have that crack, otherwise Elmo dies in the asscrack, yeah (Yeah)

Don’t mess with Elmo

I’m not just a Muppet, I’m a gangsta

I’ll shoot you up if I need to (You an opp)

Elmo has to shoot up every opp (Brr)

‘Cause the opps do no good, yeah (Skrrt)

Elmo gonna do the good, yeah (Bitch)

Elmo gonna defend Sesame Street, yeah (Bitch)

Elmo gonna save the town, yeah (Skrrt)

Yeah (Brr)

I’mma kill all the opps, yeah (Brr, brr)

Elmo’s gonna kill all the opps, yeah (Brr, brr)

Bitch, yeah (Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt)

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CREDITS & MORE INFO:

Released June 13, 2026
Written by Elmo
Produced by Elmo

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