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[Intro]

Elmo’s back again, bitches

Yeah

Fuck you Cookie Monster, you fatass

Yeah, you ate all of my cookies last night, didn’t you, bitch?

Yeah (Yeah)

(Elmo Productions on the beat)

[Chorus]

Cookie Monster, more like Dookie Monster, you smell like shit (Bitch)

After eating all those cookies last night, you fatass bitch (Fuck you)

Cookie Monster, more like Dookie Monster, you smell like shit (Bitch)

After eating all those cookies last night, you fatass bitch (Fuck you, bitch)

[Verse]

Cookie Monster, you a bitch, you ate all the cookies last night (Cookies last night)

I didn’t get a single cookie, bitch

Not a single crumb, bitch (Yeah)

You fatass bitch, you ate all the food last night in the fridge, yeah (Bitchass, yeah)

Fuck you, bitch, fuck you, bitch, fuck you, bitch! (Fuck you, bitch!)

You fucking Cookie Monster, you a Dookie Monster (Yeah)

Stupid monster, stupid ass monster that was created in a lab, bitch (Yeah)

Yeah, blue ass monster, I’m red (Bitch)

I’m a Blood, you a Crip (Ooh)

I’m a rival, you a rival, we gonna do a war, bitch (AAH)

I’mma bomb you, I’mma get yo ass (AAH, AAH)

Bitchass Cookie Monster, you a fatass monster (AAH, OHH)

Cuntass, bitchass, fuckass, retard, yeah (Skrrt, skrrt, yeah)

Elmo doesn’t like no Cookie Monster, yeah (Yeah)

Fuck you Cookie Monster, you a fatass, yeah (Fatass)

Fuck you Cookie Monster, you a bitchass, yeah (Bitchass)

Bitchass, Cookie Monster don’t deserve to live (Yeah, yeah)

YOU AN OPP, BITCHASS! (Brr, brr, brr)

Yeah, fuck the opps, fuck the opps, yeah, yeah (Yeah, woo, skrrt)

Cookie Monster on the opps list, yeah (WOO, WOO)

I’mma check off the list when you die, yeah (WOO, WOO)

Cookie Monster, you’re next, bitch, yeah (YEAH, YEAH)

I’m targeting you, bitch, yeah (YEAH, bitch)

Sugar cookies are eaten by the opps (Bitch, bitch)

Cookie Monster, why you eat the sugar cookies, yeah?

Why the fuck would you eat those? Those are disgusting, bitch (YEAH)

I eat oatmeal raisin, yeah (Ha-ha)

It’s healthy, and you should eat it too, bitch (Ha-ha, yeah)

Yeah, Elmo’s the goat (Bitch)

Cookie’s the loser, not the cookie (Bitch, bitch)

Like, I mean Cookie Monster, yeah (Yeah)

Yeah, yeah, Elmo’s Kendrick, you’re Drake, bitch

Yeah, Diddyblud looking ass, bitch (HAHAHAHA)

Cookie Monster, you’re a Reddit mod, cunt (HAHAHAHA)

[Chorus]

Cookie Monster, more like Dookie Monster, you smell like shit (Bitch)

After eating all those cookies last night, you fatass bitch (FUCK YOU, YEAH)

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Released June 13, 2026
Written by Elmo
Produced by Elmo

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