$68,000,000,000 Beat
March 6, 2025
Track 1 of the ep EP
LYRICS:
[Intro]
Uh
The Bucketeers are back once again, bitch
You ain't winnin' from this, Jui$e Box
Fuck you
Bitch
[Verse]
I just shed skin from my cable provider (Yum)
I just became a fucking spider
My dead cousin is a fucking lizard reptile (Rikki-Tikki, how will we save Rikki Town?)
I hung him from a tree and then chopped his head off with a guillotine
I hate Lil Tree so I killed him (Trean)
I shot him in the head with an AK-47
Then I popped a Perc 37
Smokin' that Lil Tree Pack
I steal fur from cats at night
I made a welcome mat out of lion fur
I'm gonna say a racial slur
N****r (He just slurred)
He just said a racial slur
Now I'm gonna hunt for more fucking fur (Lion fur)
I have a business for lion fur
The Bucketeers on the track, biatch
I am a rapist
I eat cheese that isn't Swiss
I just took a piss
I hate Switzerland
I went to Greenland but I live in Redland
I threw a RedBox at a lion (Evil Hulk)
Now my baby started crying
So I fed it to the lion
Then I used its skin to make an antenna
Antenigga, antenigga
Anten****r, anten****r
I just said a racial slur
Too bad it's going to get blurred
My cat just purred so I fed it to the lion as well
I just fell
Down the stairs into the lion
So I fed myself to the lion
I am dying, I'm frying a bunch of fries
So I fed fries to the cheetah (Uhh, may I order a Double Quarter Pounder?)
I thought it was a lion
I am lying, turns out I am a lion
It turns out I am a RedBox with fries
And fries, and a side of fries
Ryan Reynolds is chasing me (Mint Mobile)
I just became a bee and flew into the lion
I'm gonna say lion again
Lion, Brian
I love fries
I'm acting like my name is Slim Shady but I'm a really fat lady
The lion ate a baby
Michael Jackson is a lady
You look like JAY-Z
I fucked your girl named Stacy (What?)
What type of name is Stacy, that's crazy
I raped a zebra and fed it to the crocodile
Shit, I thought that was another lion
Now the crocodile is a fucking lion
Actually, it is a fucking lion
I'm lying, it's a- it's a crocodile
Michael Jackson is a pedophile (Hee-hee)
Diddy is a zoophile
Kanye West is a crocodilephile (On bear)
[Produced by Lil Fertilizer]
About this song:
$68,000,000,000 Beat is one of the best The Bucketeers songs. It samples one of Dj.Nokk.19's $68,000,000,000 beats.
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Released March 6, 2025
Written by Lil Fertilizer, Lil Tree, & The Bucketeers
Produced by Lil Fertilizer & The Bucketeers
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