JOKES 3700 TO 3799

3700. Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind.

3701. Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.

3702. Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.

3703. Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

3704. Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

3705. Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

3706. Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

3707. Yo mama so dumm that she drowned in a Mexican wave.

3708. Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

3709. Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

3710. Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.

3711. You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

3712. Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

3713. Yo momma so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

3714. Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.

3715. Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

3716. YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BLOW JOB.

3717. You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

3718. Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

3719. You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."

3720. Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

3721. Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.

3722. Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention.

3723. Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

3724. Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

3725. Yo mommma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.

3726. Yo momma is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

3727. Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

3728. Yo momma is so fat god cant lift her spirit.

3729. Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

3730. Yo mama's so fat, after sex I rolled over three times and i was still on the bitch.

3731. Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

3732. Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

3733. Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!

3734. Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

3735. Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

3736. Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge's said "sorry,no professional's"

3737. Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

3738. Yo mamma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

3739. YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!

3740. Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

3741. Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

3742. Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

3743. Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

3744. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.


3745. Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

3746. Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

3747. Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

3748. Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.

3749. Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic? The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.

3750. Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!

3751. Yo Mamma's so far, a friend showed her a picture of her feet. She didn't recognize them.

3752. Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

3753. your momma's so poor when she was kicking a can on a street someone asked her what she was doing she responded"I'm moving my house.

3754. Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

3755. Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

3756. Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

3757. Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

3758. Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said,

"Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

3759. Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

3760. Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!

3761. Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!

3762. Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over WalMart and landed on Target!

3763. Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

3764. Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

3765. Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

3766. Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

3767. Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

3768. Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.

3769. Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.

3770. Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.

3771. Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.

3772. Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

3773. Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.

3774. Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

3775. Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

3776. Yo mamma's so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick.

3777. Yo mamma's so ugly, kid's go as her for Halloween.

3778. Yo mamma's so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn't have to wear a costume for Halloween

3779. Yo Mamma's so ugly when she passes by, the toilet flushes.

3780. yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac.

3781. Yo mamma's so fat, she's the tallest person in the world.. when she's laying down.

3782. Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near you put up signs "Free Whale Watching!"

3783. Yo mama's house is so small that when i threw a rock i hit everyone inside.

3784. Yo mama is so ugly, her incubator was tinted.

3785. Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.

3786. yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops.

3787. Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce.

3788. Yo mama is so fat, she don't wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs.


3789. Yo mama is so cross eyed, when she cries, tears go down her back.

3790. Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

3791. Yo mama is so ugly, she has to wear a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

3792. yo mama is so cross eyed, she looks out the front door and sees the back yard.

3793. Yo mama is so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.

3794. Yo Mama so fat she could sell shade.

3795. Yo Mama so fat when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

3796. Yo Mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

3797. Yo mama's so fat she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

3798. Yo Mama so old her social security # is 1.

3799. Yo mama so poor when I rang the doorbell of her house the toilet flushed