Sometimes you might have to escort a V.I.P and sometimes you might transport dildos to some rich guy, but whatever it is, it needs to get there safe, or if kicking in doors and tackling criminal scum who deserve, is more your speed - Merryweather Security has it all, from our Ground Division, Air Division, Bond Retrieval Division, and the Black Operations Units.
Enjoy being the laughing stock of a joke, failed at being a cop or couldnt pass your physical fitness - well, theres still a place for you, in Gruppe Sechs! Go forth and patrol a mega mall parking lot, or rat on the local kids for the graffiti murals of giant cocks they like to draw.