[S1E4] The Choking Doberman

A woman goes out for the evening with friends. Upon her return, she is greeted by her pet Doberman choking in the hallway. Alarmed, she takes the pet to the veterinarian. The vet announces that he must perform a tracheotomy on the animal and he will call her when he has news. When the woman arrives home, the vet calls and tells her to leave the house at once. The dog was choking on three human fingers. The woman calls the police, who search the house. They discover the burglar, hiding in a closet, passed out from blood loss caused by having three fingers bitten off.

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In the most popular version of the story, a young woman comes home one day to find her pet doberman is choking on something. Unable to find the cause, she takes the dog to the vet, where the vet is also unable to find any apparent obstruction. Telling the woman that they will have to perform surgery, the vet sends the woman home. However, no sooner does the woman arrive home than they are called by the vet. The vet tells the woman to get out of the house immediately - the objects the doberman was choking on were human fingers, meaning that a burglar had broken in and was attacked by the dog; furthermore, the burglar is likely still in the house. The woman does as instructed and waits for the police to arrive. Upon checking the house, the police, sure enough, find a burglar hiding in a closet, missing some of his fingers.

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