Ryan 大阴茎Johnson Shen
The Hottest And Smartest Crip To Crip Walk Our Earth
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This is his girlfriend of 5 years
Ryan has always fetishized fish. He frequently thought about what to do with them. He really enjoys eating them, so some people are surprised his girlfriend has lasted this long.
Blueface was one of Ryans main nibbas
Ryan grew up with various crips like Blueface, Bobby Shmurda, and other cool black dudes. He also knew Tupac and Notorious BIG
This was his main main nibba CidCurry
After leaving the hood, Ryan set out to be a tiktok star. He watched various tiktoks on TikTok india. He looked up to Marc D'amelio and Charli D'amelio
This is Ryan crip walking into his Jail Cell
Ryan went to jail after he, and i quote "Robbed a nibba" He came out and wanted to start his basketball career. He looked up to the GOAT himself Zaza Pachulia.
Ryan's Attractive traits
Ryan's Attractive traits
Ryan is an extraordinarily hot man. Some of his most pleasing and eye opening traits include his height, muscle, his pp size, his eyes, and his haircut. Ryan is 6'9 and weighs 250 pounds from pure muscle. The ladies are very attracted to his enchanting physique. Ryan has the Guinness world record of the largest pp size. His pp was measured and it was 15.79 inches flaccid. You cannot even imagine how big it is hard! Even the most experienced women surrender to his will. Ryan's eyes are so complex and deep, that some have said that if you stare into them for more than 5 seconds you fall madly in love. Fish especially love starring into Ryan's eyes, and they fall in love even though they don't always know it. Ryan always has a fresh haircut whenever you see him. All the men are jealous of his hair because of how soft and fluffy it is. He doesn't even use hair gel because he already has the Asian hotness gene!
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- Romi Mahajan (He ended World War 2)
- Romi Mahajan, the dad of Kavi Mahajan, is idolized very much by Ryan Shen. He is very intelligent and even appears on 2 magazines! He helped a lot on the Rube Goldberg project and that is why they will be friends forever.
- Zaza Pachulia (He killed Abraham Lincoln)
- Zaza Pachulia was the assassin that killed Abraham Lincoln. He shot a basketball right in front of Abraham Lincoln's eyes, and it was so wet that Abraham Lincoln drowned.
- It is said that Zaza Pachulia has the wettest jump shot in NBA history, so Ryan aspired to be like him, although now he has surpassed Zaza Pachulia.
- Badlands Chugs (He has eaten the most gata in the world)
- He is the greatest YouTuber of all time, making the most entertaining and high quality videos. He also has the strongest merchandise game out there.
- Badlands Chugs has the fittest body. Ryan exercises on a daily basis so his body can look like Badlands Chugs.
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