Character Breakdown & References

Note: Contractually, all character genders must be presented as they are in the script; this is independent and unrelated to the actor's gender.

Usherette (Female, Backstage Interviewer/Ring Announcer): Knows their way around a science fiction double feature

Reference: Cathy Kelly, Byron Saxton, Renee Paquette, RJ City, Samantha Irvin, Kayla Braxton

Brad Majors (Male): Rigid and repressed, a normie on his way to have a really weird night, about to become a psychosexual disaster

Reference: MJF, Chad Gable, AJ Styles, Chuck Taylor, Dan the Dad, Rey Mysterio, FTR

Janet Weiss (Female): Innocent and reserved girl next door, currently plays the virginal but surprisingly open to learning to play something that rocks a bit harder

Reference: Trish Stratus, Mickey James, Maxxine Dupree, Riho, Hikaru Shida, Willow Nightingale, Miss Elizabeth

Narrator 1&2 (Commentary Team - may involve improv): Removed from the action but they see everything and they are going to tell us about it, by Gawd. 

Reference: Michael Cole, Jim Ross, Excalibar, Taz, Pat McAfee, Corey Graves

Generally there it's a straight man giving the action and a color commentator taking things off the rails, a heel and face, but those roles move frequently between the pair. Their dynamic can drive how the audience feels about the story and if they buy into the narrative.

Reference: Michael Cole & Pat McAfee, Michael Cole & Jim Ross, Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler, Excaliber & Taz, Michael Cole & Corey Graves, Taz & Michael Cole

Riff Raff (Male): Dutiful member of Frank's stable but not happy about it and not hiding it, maybe a liiiiiiittle too close to his sister

Reference: Finn Balor, Damien Priest, Undertaker, Bullet Club Civil War Cody Rhodes, Seth Rollins, Trent?, Kevin Owns

Magenta (Female): Mysterious Mami, somehow seems to know everything and likes that you don't, are siblings usually this handsy?

Reference: Timeless Toni Storm, Rhea Ripley, Beth Phoenix, Luna Vachon, Athena, Becky Lynch, Kris Statlander, Nyla Rose

Riff and Magenta have major tag team specialist energy.

Reference: The Young Bucks, The Lucha Brothers, The Shield, The Briscoes, Kabuki Warriors, Hardy Boys, DeGeneration X

Columbia (Female): One of Frank's discarded lovers with feelings for a bad boy, a little manic with big feelings

Reference: Chelsea Green, Alexa Bliss, Ruby Soho, Liv Morgan, Asuka, Lita, Shotzi Blackheart, Gigi Dolin

Frank 'N' Furter (Male): Charismatic and imposing "Sweet Transvestite" from Transsexual, Transylvania, reigning and defending world champ, seductive and commanding creator and destroyer of life, definitely a top.

Reference: The Icon Sting, Bullet Club Kenny "The Cleaner" Omega & The Best Bout Machine, Effy, Shinsuke Nakamura, Golddust, The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada

Rocky (Male): New kid on the block, sweet and corruptible golden boy just very recently born, about to be real confused about a lot of things

Reference: Cody Rhodes, Kota Ibushi, Joe Hendry, John Cena, Rocky Maivia, Konosuke Takeshita, Luchasaurus, Sami Zayn

Eddie (Male): Bad boy hiding a heart of gold, likes a hardcore match but sometimes falls to pieces near the end

Reference: Jon Moxley, Randy Savage, DeGeneration X, Samoa Joe, Randy Orton, Eddie Guerrero, Bray Wyatt

Dr. Scott (Male, Guest commentary): Brought in to offer his thoughts on his nephew, Eddie, surprisingly good legs

Reference: Ludwig Kaiser, Gunther

Phantoms (Locker Room): Everything, literally the whole entire world doesn't exist without them, DTF

Reference: Mick Foley/Mankind/Dude Love, Zelina Vega, Young Bucks, Piper Niven, Danhausen, Naomi, Man scout, Iyo Sky, Orange Cassidy, Bianca Belair, Pretty Deadly, Bailey, New Day, Abadon, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Hardy Boys, Roddy Piper, etc.