CARMILLA KARNSTEIN.

DOSSIER.

BIOGRAPHY.

trigger warnings:  Death, Murder, to be added if requested

☆   Is anyone going to read this thing?
several glares from Laura later
Fine.
My name is Carmilla Karnstein. I was murdered at a ball and turned into a vampire. After being a minion for my mother for centuries, I was matched up with a prissy overachiever who made me rethink things. We fell in love and…well…the rest is history.
Laura here. Carm isn’t very loquacious. Let me see if I can persuade her.
some persuading time later
Fine, fine fine. Uh….let’s see. Silas. I decided not to hand Laura over to my mother and helped her instead. I almost died but…didn’t. Then we left, almost got eaten by a creepy woman on Christmas. I took care of it. And we eventually ended up right back at Silas. The plan was to leave but….the best laid plans…Mattie showed up, along with the rest of the board. Laura tried to thwart Mattie’s plans to sell off the campus and the students. She kept treating me like some kind of hero and I got…frustrated. We broke up. I came back some time later. Vordenburg became head of the board. Mattie died. I almost died again but Laura saved me by killing Vordenburg. We ended up in the library where we stayed pretty much unbothered for a while. Until it turned out we had to find some ancient talismans to bind my mother who it turned out was a god. We ended up averting the apocalypse, Laura came back to life, I turned human, and now here we are. Am I done now?
Laura sighs but nods
Ok, bye.
Laura here again. Think that’s all we’re gonna get out of Carm. Oh well.
So Laura said I had to update this thing again. I’m a vampire again, long ghostly story. And I’m thinking about getting my PhD. So that’s new.

STORIES.