QuantumPlayworx.co

Welcome to QuantumPlayworx.Co

We Take Play Seriously.

QuantumPlayworx.Co is a passion-fueled startup dedicated to designing tabletop games that bring people together and promote mental health through laughter, fun, strategy, and community. We believe that play isn't a distraction from life....it's a vital part of it.

Right now, we're in the earliest, scrappiest stages of our journey. No office. No investors. Not even an official website yet (the QuantumPlayworx.co URL redirected you to this page on our other company website). Just a table, a big vision, and a couple of prototypes full of heart and humor.

DiCEY

The nerve-wracking, stack-sniping, timer-ticking dice game where every second counts — and every die you touch might be your doom! Roll all 15 of your dice into the chaos and take turns stacking them onto your opponents’ dice. You only score if your die is on top. The stacks can only go four high. And penalties will wreck your round faster than you can say your go-to “bad word.”

Add bonus points for collecting matching dice, throw in a few cutthroat rules, and you’ve got Dicey; a beautifully ridiculous game of skill, speed, and rules that punish the indecisive.

Players: 4–8 | Time: 30–60 minutes | Ages: 10+

Prototype Copies of DiCEY are available for $30 plus shipping and handling.

Hernias & Hemorrhoids

Welcome to adulthood. The bills stack up. The boss breathes down your neck. Your group chat won’t stop. Your leftovers just got stolen from the office fridge. You’re one life event away from bursting at the seams. This is Hernias & Hemorrhoids, the brutally honest, hilarious game of survival, sabotage, and stress-induced body betrayal.

HOW TO PLAY: You and your “friends” will: draw Crisis and Cringe Cards full of catastrophes, play from the Remedies & Ruination Deck, track your stress from 1 to 10, and roll the Pop Die. The last player still standing without exploding into a hemorrhoid or collapsing from a double hernia, wins! Everyone else? Hospitalized.

Players: 4–6 | Time: 25–45 minutes | Ages: 10+

Prototype Copies of Hernias & Hemorrhoids are available for $70 plus shipping and handling.

Bluff & Bloat

This is a game where lying is a virtue and stress is yer worst enemy. Grab yer dice, hide yer shame under a cup, and bluff yer way through taverns, tattoo parlors, gamblin' dens, and yes, a very uncomfortable proctologist visit! Bid boldly, accuse loudly, and pray the Pop Die doesn’t send you straight to The Gallows!

Keep your cool while everyone else collapses like a poorly built raft. Because in this crew, reputation sinks faster ’n a drunken deckhand. Do ye have the guts to outwit yer mates? Or will ye be the next poor soul bloatin’ in Davy Jones’ Stress Locker?

Lie like a scallywag, Stress like a landlubber, Win like the last pirate standin’!

Players: 4–6 | Time: 25–45 minutes | Ages: 10+

Prototype Copies of Bluff & Bloat are available for $70 plus shipping and handling.

How We Price Our Games?

As a startup company we only have prototypes available. Prototypes aren't mass produced, so they cost more to make. Once we get to mass production, our prices will be about $20 to $25 per game. By purchasing now, you are helping an American company, based in Texas get started from the ground up. We know that every dollar you spend matters, so we are grateful for your belief in us and for trusting us with your purchase!

Reasons to buy now instead of waiting for mass production?

Because you want to help a startup company get started!
Because you like being the first, you're a trend setter, and early adopter.
Because you like to have fun and resonate with the description of one or more of our games.

We are saving all we can right now so we can get to the mass production phase. Every one of your purchases will help move us closer. If you would like to help us raise money, please see our Hernias and Hemorrhoids GoFundMe page. Your donations will help us prepare for a kick starter that will then move us to mass production.

To order one of our games, please fill out the form below. We will need your phone number so we can call and talk about your order. We will then send you an invoice. After you pay, we will produce and ship your game.

EVERY ORDER GETS A PERSONAL CALL. We do this because shipping is different for every customer and we want to make sure we get this right. Since we are small, we can easily provide personal service. So please be sure to share your number with us. We will keep it safe and not pass it on to anyone. Thanks!