CHERRY TOMATOES - THEIR HISTORICAL EVOLUTION
Yes, it is embarrassingly taboo to speak of the minuscule cherry tomato seeds that recently were discovered in the human brain by Nobel Prize-winning Chemist, Biologist, and Anthropologist, Dr. Janelle Alison Walling. To be human, she said in her famous Nobel acceptance speech, is to be a cherry tomato. Before her discovery, scientific theories had varied as to the size, shape, and location of the Tuoonas Apologia … as (the name to which cherry tomato seeds found in the brain are referred to within the scientific world; it supposedly is reported to mean the tomato apologizes).
It has been scientifically discovered that the decomposition of the actual cherry tomatoes, both the skin and the meat, is contributing to some - not all - forms of dementia in the natural life of the tomato - eh - human being. For a short time, recent research suggested that taking one extra shower per day might water the microscopic Tuoonas ... seeds (substantially different from the minuscule Tuoonas) - located in the Mentia Bolognia section of the normal cortex.
Dr. Walling’s research assistant, Woodrow Willson IV, has theorized that the microscopic Tuoonas seeds should be named something slightly different. The department head, Dr. Ronald Alexander Affer, well known for his fundraising skills, has suggested that a naming contest be conducted.
Each very fun entry will cost the entrant 1500.00 dollars, Dr. Affer said during a recent interview with Seeds And Lollipops Today Magazine. An unnamed prize will be awarded to the winner of the contest.
With more research, the life path of microscopic cherry tomatoes - and thus more about human beings - will be known.
Marc Isaac Potter aka Marc Isaax Potter (we/they/them) … is a differently-abled writer living in the Bay Area. Marc’s interests include blogging by email and Zen. Since 2001, Marc has produced a TV Talk show at the Community Access level; the show is called In Our Community. Our Twitter handle is @marcisaacpotter.