The Salty Splatoon

WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPLATOON, HOW TOUGH ARE YA?

A rather Toxic club has formed that has Masculinity and Misogyny reeking from it and it's really starting to put the town in a negative light. You've been tasked with defeating their leader and destroying the place. The thing is, you can't even get close to the place without being a man.

Thankfully, there are multiple ways you can go about this!

  1. Identify as Male Already (Or use the Gender Badge)

Thankfully, you already identify as male, so this makes getting into the Salty Splatoon that much easier. The bouncer at the front stops you, however. He says to you "Welcome to the Salty Splatoon, how tough are ya?" Suddenly, you're put on the spot, how tough ARE you?

Roll 1: Discord Command: (!roll d20)

  • Roll to decide how convincing your character is when they improvise an answer.

Roll anywhere between7-20 to continue. If you roll between 1-6, then you will be sent off to Weenie Hut Jr. You will either be forced to wait 1 week or draw your character getting a drink at Weenie Hut Jr.

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Once inside, either start beating them up yourself or find a way to get them to beat each other up! There are plenty of ways you could probably tick them off, just try and get creative!


Roll 2: Discord Command: (!roll d20)

  • Roll for how well you beat them up yourself or trick them to beat each other up


Roll between 7-20 to win the quest. If you roll between 1-6 , then you will lose and get a big beating. You will receive a fatal injury in the process and will need a revival herb to try again.

2. Disguise yourself as a Man

If you do not identify as Male (and don't want to use a gender badge), then you're going to need a convincing disguise! After getting dressed up, you make your way to the Salty Splatoon. The bouncer at the front stops you, however. He says to you "Welcome to the Salty Splatoon, how tough are ya?" Suddenly, you're put on the spot, how tough ARE you?

Roll 1: Discord Command: (!roll 2d20)

  • Roll to decide how convincing your character is when they improvise an answer.

  • Roll to decide how convincing your disguise is.

Roll anywhere between 7-20 to continue. If you roll between 1-6 on either roll, then you will be sent off to Weenie Hut Jr. You will either be forced to wait 1 week or draw your character getting a drink at Weenie Hut Jr.

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Once inside, either start beating them up yourself or find a way to get them to beat each other up! There are plenty of ways you could probably tick them off, just try and get creative!


Roll 2: Discord Command: (!roll d20)

  • Roll for how well you beat them up yourself or trick them to beat each other up


Roll between 7-20 to win the quest. If you roll between 1-6 , then you will lose and get a big beating. You will receive a fatal injury in the process and will need a revival herb to try again.

3. Screw em, I don't need to be a man to beat their asses

Screw gender, you're walking in there, beating the shit out the bouncer as well as every man in that building.

Roll 1: Discord Command: (!roll d20)

  • Roll to decide how well your character beats up everyone in the Salty Splatoon

Roll anywhere between 11-20 to win the quest. If you roll between 1-10, then you will lose and get a big beating. You will receive a fatal injury in the process and will need a revival herb to try again.