Grant Gustin wakes up to his first day in Charm School without his husband. Not getting much sleep all night, he tossed and turned thinking about his husband. Cupping his... blue marbles (#hottieworld), he woke up pent up and angry. 

Getting out of bed, Grant Gustin notices that the photo of Troye Sivan indicating his status as a former student has been vandalized. Someone took a permanent marker to the photo scoring all over Troye's flashing butt cheeks - permanently covering them. He storms out of the bedroom without stopping to put on any clothes. 

Immediately, wearing only his jockstrap, Grant Gustin storms into Katy Perry's bedroom. Spotting her lying in bed, he lays into her with a barrage of insults including "bed wench" and "roach" - and then telling her she needs to go on the tv show Botched to fix her sagging breasts. 

"WHAT THE FUCK. I ALREADY DID THAT" responds the figure in the bed - although the voice doesn't sound like Katy. Grant Gustin realises that he was actually shouting at New York, who soon stands up towering over his small frame. "NOW. SAY THAT AGAIN." She threatens him. "Um, hehe, next question? When did you get so beautiful?" Grant tries to appease her, before she socks him in the eye socket giving him his second black eye in three days. 

Returning to his bedroom, clutching his eye, Grant Gustin initially blames his impaired vision for not being able to find his clothes. Then he realises... they're actually gone. Every single piece of clothing he owns has been taken. The only thing left is the stained jockstrap he's still wearing. This time he's sure he knows who it is, and goes in search of her. 

In the kitchen, Avril Lavigne is still moping. This time, she's crying about flopping in yesterday's challenge. Madonna tries to comfort her asking what's the big deal - as she's very used to flopping by now. Avril responds "yeah, I knaur, but that's you. I'm saur much better than you". For once in her life, Madonna is silent. 

Foxes enters the room trying to tell the ladies she received an important note from the deans. No one cares. Kesha walks over to her and says "let me see that", forcing it out of her hands. Then, at the top of her lungs she screams "YALL BETTER GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA PEE ON ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS". Everyone comes running. 

The note is from Carrie Underwood who tells the students that the deans and herself will be joining the students for lunch - and they should all prepare lunch for the group together in advance. Everyone disperses thinking about what they're gonna cook. 

Finally, as they're in the same room, Grant Gustin walks up to Katy Perry to give her a piece of his mind. Before he opens his mouth, she chuckles. "You look ridiculous!" she cackles. In the background Avril Lavigne echoes her sentiments "SAUR RIDICULOUS!!" Grant, like the rest of Tootland, ignores Avril and focuses on Katy asking her "WHERE. ARE. THEY?" 

"Wait" Katy Perry takes a break from laughing to think about this seriously, "you think I'm responsible for stealing your clothes? LOOOOOOL" She laughs again. "As if you're important enough for me to care about, you aren't Troye boy". Avril Lavigne once again pipes up "OH EM GEE SHE IS SAUUUR RIGHT!" Grant Gustin storms away to make his part of the lunch. 

Production then shows secret footage filmed earlier during the day. It shows Lana Del Rey enter Grant Gustin's bedroom while he's confronting New York in bed. She picked up every single object of clothing he owned, taking an extra whiff of anything that was colored blue. Succeeding in her mission, she stealthily leaves, taking the clothes with her. 

Back in the present moment, the students are working on their lunch menus. Madonna is making her patented vegan food. Meghan Trainor walks over, asking if she can try some. Madonna allows it. Seconds later, Meghan throws up all over the kitchen floor. 

Foxes enters the kitchen asking if she can help anyone with their lunch prep. Everyone ignores her yet again. As no one will answer her, she does what she does best - taking a pizza out of the freezer and putting it in the oven. Meanwhile Kesha has just finished making a "lemon drizzle" cake that looks conspicuously yellow. 

The faculty arrive ready for lunch. As the students take the food out to the outdoor dining area, everyone sits down at the lunch table. All eyes are once again on Grant Gustin and his lack of modesty. 

Gwen Stefani is the first to speak. "I am DISGUSTED" she announces. Finding the opportunity to provide another echo, Avril Lavigne states "SAUR DISGAUSTED". "It's very disrespectful" adds Kacey Musgraves, to which Avril once again says "SAUR DISRESPECTFUL". 

Carrie Underwood then continues the anti-jockstrap tirade saying "It's absolutely inappropriate". As Avril Lavigne goes to speak, Kesha interjects: "let me guess, it's SAUR INAPPROPRIATE?" Everyone laughs. "I wasn't going to say that!" Avril protests, before later admitting "ok. I was!" "You know, I think it's kinda hot" Lana Del Rey lets slip, as everyone looks at her confused before assuming it's just her twisted sense of humor. 

Grant Gustin tries to explain that someone stole his clothes. Carrie Underwood mocks him asking if anyone seriously believes that when its clear this is just another one of his "queer quirks". She says he has earned himself detention and asks the deans if they would like to supervise. Lana Del Rey is quick to volunteer, as she leads Grant away from the dinner table to a private room. 

With all the commotion at the dinner table, no one remembered about the food. Turning around to eat, they notice that every morsel of food has disappeared from the table... except the vegan food. Outraged - more so that she's been offered vegan food, than the act of the disappearing food - Carrie Underwood asks the Lord "what have I done to deserve this?" She then says that lunch is cancelled and everyone should meet in the classroom for today's lesson! 

The students arrive to the classroom where they see Gwen Stefani and Kacey Musgraves waiting for them. "Where's the headmistress" asks Foxes. "she um... booked the afternoon off as she needed an exorcism after today's events". Kacey admits. "Wish I had the afternoon off" Gwen mumbles. 

The classroom door opens as Lana Del Rey marches Grant Gustin - still without clothes - into the classroom. He walks to his seat, very embarrassed. Some of the students notice part of his ass have a distinct red color, but choose not to say anything. Katy Perry snickers in her seat as she watches Grant struggle to sit down comfortably. Madonna whispers to Katy that it kinda looks like that omelette she made one time. 

Lana Del Rey then gets the group once again back on course, explaining that today's lesson is all about talent. "Omgaur that's saur helpful," Avril Lavigne says "Madonna needs it saur bad". Madonna is silent for the second time in her life. 

Katy Perry is confused. "You said today's lesson was all about talent? Why is Gwen Stefani here?" Gwen takes offense at this statement, saying that it takes a lot of talent to parody Xtina successfully. Madonna and Meghan Trainor agree with Gwen. 

Lana Del Rey goes on to teach the students about lyrical development and songwriting. Kacey Musgraves teaches the students about vocal prowess, the importance of melody and using instruments. Gwen Stefani explains that sometimes music isn't enough - you need to know when to release and promote it. She catches Foxes falling asleep in class, telling her to wake up because she needs this lesson the most. 

Kacey Musgraves then explains that today's test is a group talent show. The students will be split into two teams of four - and will be responsible for learning a song from Carrie Underwood's discography and performing it later as a band. As it's a band challenge, not everyone has to sing; some people can dance and some people can play instruments, but everyone must participate. 

Lana Del Rey reveals a velvet bag containing the names of the students - that is TOTALLY not rigged by production (it is). She then announces that the teams are: 

Tiffs at Tiffany's - Foxes, Grant Gustin, Katy Perry and New York 

All-Day Snacks - AvrilLavigne, Kesha, Madonna & Meghan Trainor 

The groups split up to decide what to perform. They are both very unsure, as no one from either team has ever listened to Carrie Underwood's discography. They scroll through the catalogue. On the All-Day Snacks team, Kesha asks "how about Deep Water?" - with Meghan Trainor responding "I prefer lemonade". 

Dismissing Deep Water, Madonna asks "what do you guys think about Motel Sheets?" Meghan Trainor responds "I think it's the worst title of all time and anyone choosing that is throwing so badly". Production cuts to Tiffs at Tiffany's where Katy Perry and Grant Gustin have both agreed their team will perform Motel Sheets. 

Foxes asks "so... why did we pick this song?" Grant Gustin - still wearing nothing but the jockstrap - says "sex sells duh!" Katy Perry responds "don't worry Grant, Foxes wouldn't know that bc she never sells". New York reads the song's lyrics out loud saying "THIS IS SO FUCKING BAD GUYS WE ARE CHANGING LITERALLY ALL OF THIS SHIT". 

The speaker system goes off as Carrie Underwood announces that she has returned to the school and it is now time for today's test. Everyone is told to come to the main hall for the talent show. 

Carrie Underwood greets the students at the main hall for the talent show. There she announces that today's talent show will be judged solely by a special guest - one who is known for their super-acclaimed album. She then states that unfortunately both Billie Eilish and Jennie were unavailable, so Lana Del Rey will replace them as the sole judge of this challenge. 

Tiffs at Tiffany's is the first group to perform. The foursome choose to perform "Motel Sheets". Katy Perry is wearing a dominatrix-esque outfit and Grant Gustin is wearing - well the same one piece of clothing he's worn all day. Katy and Grant sing to each other in a duet-style as they change the song from its downtempo roots origin into a more sensual dance-filled song with sexier and less-nuanced lyrics. 

At the back of the stage New York is banging on the drumkit - although definitely not on beat. To the side Foxes is shaking a tambourine as she was too talentless to do anything else. Katy Perry and Grant Gustin grind all over each other as they continue performing. When the songs ends, Foxes forgets to stop the tambourine as she continues alone for another 3 minutes. 

All-Day Snacks perform next. They have chosen to perform "Ghost of a No-Good Man" - with Madonna appropriately portraying the ghost. The performance is extremely artistic as Kesha sings while Avril Lavigne plays a hypnotic melody on her electric guitar. 

During the performance, Madonna and Meghan Trainor act out the scene of Madonna's death - as Foxes watching from the audience prays it actually happens. Meghan crushes multiple oreos over Madonna's lifeless body, using them to replicate the dirt that is poured on top of the coffin. Of course, she licks the cream off them first. 

The judges stand up to applaud the performance, as Carrie Underwood calls the other team back onto the stage. "well I think we have our winner" Carrie says confidently, before passing the decision over to Lana Del Rey. Distracted by Grant Gustin's crotch, Lana gets starry-eyed and announces that the winner is... TIFFS AT TIFFANY'S! They begin to cheer as everyone else in the room is silent. Carrie, unsure what to say, leaves the room reminding everyone that the expulsion ceremony is in one hour. 

In the staff lounge, Kacey Musgraves finally finds Grant Gustin's clothes hidden away. Confused, she brings up the situation to Carrie Underwood who admits that Grant was likely telling the truth, and that she should return his clothes - adding that she hopes that will be as soon as possible. Kacey leaves to deliver them. 

In the bedrooms, Katy Perry and Grant Gustin are both having a cold shower trying to wash off the horrible experience of having to touch one another. Meanwhile Avril Lavigne is crying once again about being undervalued - with Madonna actually agreeing this time. New York enters their bedroom, laughs at them, calls them losers and walks out. 

At the expulsion ceremony, the students notice that Lana Del Rey has not turned up. Without explaining why Lana is not there, Carrie Underwood stands up to greet the students before ripping into Tiffs at Tiffany's. She tells them that while she will honor their victory and Lana's judgement, she believes personally that they are celebrating a false victory and are not the rightful winners of the challenge. 

Turning to All-Day Snacks, Carrie Underwood says that unfortunately she still has to call three of them down to the carpet. As she cannot judge it based on the performance, she will be judging it based on their actions earlier in the day. She calls down... Avril Lavigne, Madonna and Meghan Trainor 

Carrie Underwood explains that Avri lLavigne has been called down because she continues to overuse slang words that the judges don't understand. Madonna has been called down because vegan food is an atrocity and harmful to the world of Christian beliefs. Meghan Trainor was called for eating everyone's food - yet having the absolute gall to not take the vegan food too. 

Meghan Trainor corrects Carrie Underwood by explaining that she did take some of the vegan food, but it caused her to vomit. From the judges table, Gwen Stefani says "she's so real for that". Carrie agrees, telling Meghan that she's now safe and can go stand in line with the others. Two ladies remain. 

Carrie Underwood takes a minute to make her decision, before saying that Madonna has been expelled from charm school - explaining that this is her third time failing on the test and it shows she's learned nothing so far. Fuming, Madonna proves Carrie correct by stripping off her clothes and running out of the building naked claiming Charm School will never change her. Carrie announces she's taking tomorrow off for another exorcism after seeing that.