Meghan Trainor walks around Charm School, moping. During the last episode Madonna was eliminated. Now, Meghan has no one left to cook breakfast for her. 

Meghan Trainor attempts to get Avril Lavigne to cook breakfast. Avril says no, then Meghan asks again. Avril replies "Meghan, I already told you. NAUR MEANS NAUR" stomping on her toe and walking out of the room. 

They say third time's the charm. Meghan Trainor approaches New York asking her to cook breakfast. Unimpressed, New York picks Meghan up - well, she tries to but she struggles lifting all that weight. 5 minutes later, she succeeds and throws Meghan into the hallway where she collides with Katy Perry using her breasts as the landing pad. 

Katy Perry is hurting, in a lot of pain after being used as a cushion. Still feeling the impact in her breasts, she needs to release her anger. She walks into Grant Gustin's bedroom and punches him in his already-black eye. 

Bored by the events in the house, Kesha decides to follow suit and punches Foxes who is standing next to her. "What was that for?" asks Foxes. Kesha punches her again, ignoring her question. 

Soon, the fighting in the bedrooms envelopes the whole of the student body. As retribution for her lapse in judgement in the previous episode, Lana Del Rey is sent to deal with the students. She arrives at the bedrooms and shouts at the students so quieten down. Suddenly a large watermelon flies through the air, hitting her in the forehead and knocking her out cold. 

Grant Gustin laughs at Lana Del Rey saying she finally got one of the balls she was desperately looking for. He calls it just desserts for how she treated him yesterday. As a reminder, Katy Perry walks up to Grant and pulls his pants down. revealing the red flashes still showing on his ass. Everyone laughs at him as Avril Lavigne squeals "thats SAUR funny" 

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Meghan Trainor walks over to the fainted Lana Del Rey and picks up the watermelon. She cracks it open using Lana's nose as the chisel. She starts eating it before spitting the seeds back out at the lifeless Lana. "Thanks Lana, you're my favorite dean" she says gleefully. 

Fed up of the chaos in the house, Carrie Underwood and the other deans arrive at the bedrooms realising that Lana Del Rey failed in her mission. She tells them it's time for today's lesson. Lana is taken away on a stretcher. 

The students arrive at the main hall for today's lesson. They see deans Kacey Musgraves and Gwen Stefani. They tell the students that since Lana is still recovering from her injuries, and Carrie is meeting with a "special guest", they will be delivering the lesson. Kacey says it's all about marketing. Avril Lavigne says "oh it's saur good that Foxes is still here she needs it" 

Kacey Musgraves says that each of the deans know how to market their music effectively, saying that Carrie Underwood is the best at amping up the bible belt bumpkin strategy. Gwen Stefani says that Lana Del Rey really knows her market also - and that's why she consistently makes music for people with insomnia. 

Kacey Musgraves then praises Gwen Stefani saying she makes the best parody albums. Gwen says "aw thanks", without giving her a word of praise back. Instead she states "it's a shame Madonna went home yesterday, she would have really liked this lesson. Maybe Midnight Snacks wouldn't have had a red score on metacritic". Avril Lavigne hearing someone had a lower score than 45 cheered in the background. 

"AND WHAT ABOUT Kacey Musgraves" New York asks. Gwen Stefani pretends to not have heard the question, and stays silent. Suddenly an announcement is heard over the speaker system asking everyone to gather in the classroom for today's test. 

Carrie Underwood waits for everyone as they enter the classroom. She stands with a short very nerdy looking "man". She introduces him as "Mr. Hyun T." She says that he works for a very special computing firm and has brought some of their finest products to use in today's challenge. 

The students look around the classroom to see that it has been modified and set up with rows of computers from 2002. While most of them barely work, and some don't even turn on, Mr. Hyun assures the students that they will be an essential part of today's challenge. 

Carrie Underwood explains that today's challenge will be all about marketing yourself and that Mr Hyun has graciously provided hardware and software required for this challenge. The Students will be able to make their own t-shirt designs on these computers and have them printed to wear later at the expulsion ceremony. Carrie says they should all get started and choose a design that represents them. She then shows them the t-shirt she herself made. 

The students get to work on their t-shirts. Katy Perry is the first to finish her design and calls Mr Hyun over to judge if it's ok. He is shocked to witness her design is a pair of massive floating melons. "..." he says. 

New York is next to call Mr Hyun over "HEY SHORT STUFF GET OVER HERE" she shouts. She shows him her design, featuring a still of her from Flavor of Love where she brags about her looks. Mr Hyun is unsure if she is the same woman as the photo as she looks a lot more deflated nowadays. "did you do something with your... hair?" he asks. 

Across the classroom Avril Lavigne breaks into a fit of tears. Mr Hyun goes to see what's wrong. She says "I'm just feeling saur undaurvalued." "oh, um, should I see if there's a nurse who can help with that? idk? why don't you show me your design first" She does - showcasing her favorite Australian word 

Meghan Trainor is next to call Mr Hyun over for guidance. As he walks over to help, she is still chewing on her 4th ham hock of the day with her mouth open as the remains end up flying onto his face. He asks her what food has to do with her design. She says "here look". He is astounded. 

Mr Hyun walks over to the 5th student who is humming a love song from a Disney movie his husband never watched. Grant Gustin then shows Mr Hyun a shirt design which captures the love he has for his husband. Mr Hyun says this is his favorite design so far. Unfortunately, the software crashes. It turns out that Grant forgot to save the psd so he has to recreate the t-shirt design from scratch. Save your work kids. 

Foxes is next to call Mr Hyun over for help. She says she thought about this design very carefully and put so much effort into it. Mr Hyun has a quick look. "um." he says. "theres no design here?" "ok yeah", Foxes admits, "i got a bit lazy so..." 

Kesha is the final student to finish her design. She tells Mr Hyun her life story and all about her addiction to piss. Then she shows off her t-shirt containing a meme. Having had enough of these crazy people, Mr Hyun says that the test is over and he will attempt to print the t-shirts in time for expulsion ceremony - as long as his dial-up allows it. The students bid Mr Hyun farewell. 

In the downstairs lounge, Grant Gustin is talking with his eliminated husband Troye Sivan on the phone. Grant tells Troye how excited he is to show him the t-shirt he made. Troye is thrilled by this news and says he may make one himself. As Grant goes to share his lust-filled thoughts, the phone cuts out. Suddenly Foxes walks by the phone booth. 

Fuming that he didn't get to finish his phone call, Grant Gustin goes to the kitchen to curse Foxes out as she is now speaking with Meghan Trainor. He calls Foxes a dirty whore saying she wishes she could chart in the top 40. He then looks over at Meghan who is eating her 685th cheese string of the day. "And you look fat in a dress bitch. Why don't you tie your shoelaces" he says as he walks out. 

Meghan Trainor is triggered by the insult. She bends down to tie her shoe laces, but unfortunately her dress rips while doing so. Watching the commotion from the top of the stairs Kesha giggles to herself realising that she was the cause of the whole thing. It turns out peeing on the phone cable caused it to malfunction. 

The school's doorbell rings as the students receive a box with their newly printed t-shirts. Over the speakers, they are told its time for elimination and they should wear their new t-shirts. Kesha opens her t-shirt and begins adding the final touch - opening her bowels and peeing all over the top. Meghan Trainor tries to put on her t-shirt but is now self-conscious that it doesn't fit. She decides to wear something else but take it with her. 

At the expulsion ceremony, the three deans have reunited with the headmistress. Lana has now recovered from her injuries - well almost. Carrie Underwood begins to ask the deans what they think of the students designs, before realising that Meghan Trainor isn't wearing hers. "What happened Meghan?" she asks. 

Unfortunately Meghan Trainor says that the t-shirt is too small for her to wear but still holds it up so she can show the design. Lana Del Rey comments that the design is witty and clever but the challenge was also about wearing the design to market yourself, and she failed there. 

Gwen Stefani says that Katy Perry, Kesha and New York have all executed their designs well in a way that fits their brand and lifestyle. Kacey Musgraves adds that Grant Gustin's design also does that. Gwen argues "maybe, but we don't want to promote that lifestyle here". 

Lana Del Rey asks Foxes why her design was nothing but a blank t-shirt. Foxes tries to say that she was tired, and exhausted, and watching Jane the Virgin, and... and then admits she was actually just lazy. "Well", Gwen Stefani adds, "to your credit, basic and plain is definitely your brand". 

Carrie Underwood thanks her deans for their opinions and says she is ready to make her judgment. The winner of this challenge is... Kesha! Carrie says her design was so true to her brand with a little bit of quirkiness and humor. Kesha wants to give Carrie a hug, but Carrie tells her to hug Gwen Stefani instead bc she knows what happened to that tshirt. 

Carrie Underwood then calls Avril Lavigne, Grant Gustin and Meghan Trainor down to the carpet. One of the three will soon be expelled from Charm School. 

Speaking to Grant Gustin first, Carrie Underwood explains that she understand this fruity behaviour is part of his brand... but that brand is inappropriate, offensive and an affront to good Christian values, and they will not promote it here in Charm School. She says that any backtalk will be dealt with by dean Lana Del Rey. Grant stays silent. 

Carrie Underwood then turns to Meghan Trainor and explains that she thought her t-shirt design was very nice but then says. "well, maybe if you DID your eat your salad, the t-shirt would have fit". She tells her to think about that next time she goes to raid the fridge (scheduled for 2 minutes and 14 seconds). 

Carrie Underwood then turns to Avril Lavigne as the latter bursts into tears early into the conversation. When Carrie asks what's wrong Avril responds "naur, I just, I just feel saur undervalued here. Naur one respects me." New York shouts at her from the line-up of students "OK! THEN TAKE YOUR BITCH ASS AND FUCKING LEAVE?!?!" Avril looks and up and says "omgaur, she is SAUR right". "I'm quitting!" Avril says handing Carrie her pledge pin. 

Speaking to Kandi Corporation producers outside, Avril Lavigne says that she feels relieved now that she chose to quit. She doesn't want the pressure of being judged. She says that "I don't need Charm School as much as the rest of them too. omgaur they need it SAUR bad! NAUR I'm SAUR glad I'm NAURT like them!" 

The expulsion ceremony is now over. Everyone is stunned at the recent course of events but Carrie Underwood speaks up. She says that Avril Lavigne most likely chose to quit as she knew her time was up, informing the students that Avril would have been expelled anyway as this was her third time consecutively on the carpet. She bids the students goodnight and tells them its time to pray.