The crew awakes to a ship without both Gwen Stefani and Amelia Lily.

Spirits onboard are at an all time high.

The crew gets up and makes themselves breakfast, sitting with their respective cliques. 

Demi Lovato looks at the array of breakfast foods. She then peers over to the fridge and looks into it, seeing a bunch of yogurt.

"Are there any sugar free options?" She asks.

"No." Meghan Trainor responds, stuffing her mouth with the last sugar free yogurt.

“Alright crew,” I says as I walks into the room.

“As it is clear, while Amelia Lily was a threat, she was not the imposter. We'll let the boys in blue deal with her."

"Now that you’ve become acquainted with each other. It is time for roles to be assigned. Some are just titular, while others will have special perks.”

“Katy Perry you are up first, and your assigned role will be Captain of the crew.”

Katy begins to cheer at this.

“Ha Ha! Troye Sivan, you’re a loser!”

She gets up on the table and puts her hand up to her head, giving Troye the "L" symbol, but her glee is quickly diminished.

“And Troye, will be the First Officer. You two will work the closest together on the ship.”

Two loud groans echo throughout the cafeteria.

They're both from Meghan Trainor's stomach. Two other groans echo across the cafeteria. 

“May the imposter get me next.” Troye Sivan says to himself.

“May the imposter get Troye next.” Katy Perry says to herself.

“As the first and second in command aboard the ship, both of you will get personal administration tablets."

"You’ll be able to see the layout of the ship and how many people are in which rooms."

"However, both of yours will lag interchangeably, so you’ll have to work together to get a correct timeline of events.”

"Next is Lana Del Rey, You'll be the Second Officer on board. You're in charge of security. You'll be one of only two people on board allowed into the armory of space laser guns and space balls." 

"Kind of like the Boys in Blue?" Lana Del Rey asks.

Sure, sweetie, if that's the first thing that comes to mind.

"Your sidekick will be the Security assistant, and we've assigned that role to Kacey Musgraves. She'll be the only other person with access to the armory." 

"It'll be a cold day in Hell if you think I'm going to work with that sideshow circus frea-" Lana Del Rey begins to go on a tangent before Kacey Musgraves, without a word, grabs the closest spaceball and punts it across Lana's face.

Lana falls to floor right in front of Meghan Trainor, who's stomach is beginning to groan again. "Oh no." Meghan says, getting into a squat position. Meghan Trainor, with the help of some sugar free yogurt, begins to die aria all over the floor and Lana Del Rey.

"Next is Demi Lovato, you'll be the Operations Officer. You'll deal with task like making sure the crew is getting along and also finding someone to clean up... that..."

Demi Lovato grabs a bucket and a mop and hands it to Troye Sivan.

"I'm sure you'd prefer this over wap."

"The navigations officer will be Grant Gustin. You'll get access to the flight and navigation logs. I'm sure those will maybe be important."

Grant grabs the tablet the navigation log is on and immediately tries to record some only fans content with it.

"Kesha and Harry Styles, you both will be the engineers. You'll be the only ones with access to the vents aboard the ship."

"Oh cool!" Harry exclaims, immediately going over to a vent on the kitchen floor and crawling into it, closing it behind him.

"This seems like a nice spot." Kesha squats on top of the kitchen vent and begins to clear her bladder.

"It only makes sense that Megan Thee Stallion is the crew's nurse. You'll have access to the medbay. This may be the most crucial role because if you discover someone dead, you'll be able to revive them."

"Honest Vocal Coach and Erika De Casier will be your assistants. If they spot someone dead they'll be able to call you to revive them, but no one else can discover them during that process or your revive won't work."

"Last but not least, we figured it would be fun if Meghan Trainor was the crew's chef. You'll be the best at rationing out food and supplies." 

"Now that roles are assigned, here are some tasks that need to be completed on your first day."

"First, someone needs to help Hayley Williams make a fruit salad in the cafeteria. Secondly, someone needs to assist Lana Del Rey in organizing the weapons in the armory. Thirdly, someone needs to guess the tracklist to Maggie Lindemann's new album, and finally, someone needs to assist Grant Gustin in sorting out the best navigation course."

Meghan Trainor, Kesha, and Harry Styles all jump at the chance to help Hayley Williams make that salad she speaks of.

"I make the best salads." Harry says.

"Go hug a landmine." Meghan responds, already eating the ingredients for the salad.

Lana Del Rey decides to give the task to Kacey Musgraves and heads to the shower. Demi Lovato quickly chooses to help her, while Katy Perry chooses to go help too, mostly to get away from Troye Sivan.

"The armory doesn't have any carbs, right?" Demi asks.

"Let's go the medbay instead and have a party!" Megan Thee Stallion pulls both Erika De Casier and Honest Vocal Coach aside.

"Oh totally, I love getting redatchet with my girls." HVC says. "Can you teach me how to twerk?"

Being the only one left, Troye Sivan chooses to help Grant Gustin navigate the course of the ship.

However, none of the camera crew were brave enough to follow them.

"It's quite simple." Hayley Williams explains to Kesha, Harry Styles, and Meghan Trainor.

"Step 1: Squeeze the juices into a bowl with honey and citrus zest. Grate 1 teaspoon (2 g) of orange zest and 1 teaspoon (2 g) of lime zest into a small bowl. Add 2 tablespoons (30 ml) of honey, 2 tablespoons (30 ml) of fresh-squeezed orange juice, and 1⁄2 tablespoon (7.4 ml) of fresh lime juice. Whisk until the dressing is combined."

Hayley Williams continues: "Step 2: Cut the pineapple, mango, peach, and nectarine into pieces. Remove the core from a pineapple and cut it into wedges or bite-sized chunks. You'll also need to peel a peach and mango before you cut them into bite-sized pieces. You can leave the-"

Meghan Trainor however pushes Hayley aside and begins to devour the ingredients as Harry Styles attempts to frantically race against her to complete the salad.

In medbay, the three nurses begin to drink and listen to music as Honest Vocal Coach starts to irritate Megan Thee Stallion.

"So is BLM like a movement or a march? I mean, I much prefer listening to rap and other tunes in my van, but going for a nice stroll while listening to it too sounds nice. There's nothing more fun than holding a sign." HVC says, attempting to twerk.

"Please stop talking." Megan replies.

Meanwhile, Erika De Casier got the wrong idea of a party, sitting down on the floor with perhaps the biggest blunt seen in existence. "Can we turn the music down. I need to cleanse my crystals first."

"Yeah I'm outta here." Megan Thee Stallion says, going out into the hallway where she's abruptly stopped by Maggie Lindemann.

"Want to guess the tracklist of my album?" She says.

"Guys wait let me back in!" Megan knocks on the door to medbay.

However, the sound of Honest Vocal Coach playing "rap" was too loud for them to hear the banging.

She was playing "Let It Rain" by Demi Lovato.

Meanwhile in the armory, Katy Perry, Kacey Musgraves, and Demi Lovato were counting the number of space lasers and space balls.

"There's 8 space guns." Kacey says.

"We've been over this 4 times, it's 26 not 8. How many more times do we have to go over this." Katy explains.

"How many calories does 26 have?" Demi asks. Meanwhile elsewhere on the ship, after an intense five minutes. Grant Gustin comes out from one of the bedrooms with his shirt off.

"Help me!" Megan Thee Stallion calls out to Grant.

"Want to help guess my tracklist?" Maggie Lindemann says to Grant.

All of a sudden the lights cut out.

"Wow! I can't see anything!" Harry Styles says.

"Thank you for that observation." Kesha response.

Chaos erupts across the ship. "Wow babe, I didn't realize how thick you are back there." Grant Gustin reaches out to Troye Sivan in the dark.

"Get your fucking hands off of me!" Lana Del Rey replies.

Troye Sivan meanwhile was in electrical. The lights snap back on after a few moments.

Harry Styles screams as the lights turn on, only to see Meghan Trainor with her head down in a bowl of Hayley Williams' fruit salad, unconscious.

"A body has been discovered, crew, make your way to the cafeteria to vote!"

The crew steadily pour their ways into the cafeteria. Troye Sivan takes the longest since he has to limp his way from medbay.

Megan Thee Stallion and Grant Gustin don't go to the cafeteria, since they're still helping Maggie Lindemann guess her tracklist.

Harry Styles explains what happened and Troye Sivan begins to speak. "Alright, let me check my tablet so we can figure out what happ-"

"Shut up fruit." Katy Perry yells. "It was clearly Harry! Kesha is too drunk to beat Meghan's strength."

"But that also means that Kesha could have done it." Erika De Casier pipes in.

"Well then we'll vote on it." Katy replies.

Grant Gustin and Megan Thee Stallion are automatic abstains as Maggie Lindemann has asked them to help her figure out how to post a poll on tootle.

Megan doesn't know what tootle it, and the only polls Grant knows how to post are on Onlyfans.

Defying all expectations, Katy Perry and Troye Sivan vote for each other, hoping to get the other ejected. 

Not liking the "aura" she gives off, Erika De Casier votes for Honest Vocal Coach.

Kacey Musgraves, Demi Lovato, and Lana Del Rey surprisingly agree for once and vote for Kesha. 

Honest Vocal Coach and Kesha vote for Harry Styles.

Harry, still not aware of how voting works, votes for himself again.

Final Tally:

3 - Kesha
3 - Harry Styles
2 - Abstains
1 - Katy Perry
1 - Troye Sivan
1 - Honest Vocal Coach

"And it looks like it's a tie. Crew, besides both Kesha and Harry, will have to come together and all agree on one person to eject, or eject neither.

The crew all look at each other, deep in intense personal thought. Do they eject Kesha, the alcoholic with a tendency to piss, or Harry, the young brit looking for stardom. 

"There's no way in hell we're going to agree on something."

The crew abstains.

But - the lights suddenly cut out again! Uproar begins as the crew tries to figure out what is happening.

Grant Gustin and Megan Thee Stallion use this opportunity to flee from Maggie Lindemann and rejoin the group. Grant grabs onto Troye Sivan and pulls him into a hug. "I love the way your chest feels babe."

"I didn't know you swing that way." Demi Lovato replies.

A scream goes off in the distance. Nobody knows who it was. Even with a limp, Troye Sivan was the first to make it to electrical and turn the lights back on.

The group gets back to the cafeteria to find both Harry Styles and Maggie Lindemann unconscious on the floor, a pile of space balls surrounding them.

"A body has been discovered, crew it is time to vote (again)!"

"Oh you know it's Kesha for real this time." Demi Lovato says, putting in her vote for Kesha. 

Lana Del Rey, still upset that her ass was grabbed by a queer, votes for Grant Gustin. 

Grant Gustin votes for who he believes will be the least likely to sleep with him, and votes for Honest Vocal Coach.

Katy Perry doesn't budge and puts in her vote for Troye Sivan.

"That fruit will get what's coming to him." She says to herself.

Demi Lovato overhears her and replies, "But Katy, Harry Styles already died. You sure do know math but maybe seeing isn't your strongpoint."

Megan Thee Stallion, Kacey Musgraves, Troye Sivan, Honest Vocal Coach, and Erika De Casier are all persuaded by Demi Lovato and vote for Kesha.

Kesha, defiant until the very end, accepts her fate but goes and cast a vote for Lana Del Rey.

"She doesn't get the vibe." Kesha says.

Final Tally:

6 - Kesha
1 - Troye Sivan
1 - Grant Gustin
1 - Honest Vocal Coach
1 - Lana Del Rey

"And it looks like Kesha, your time aboard the crew has ended. Make your way to the ejection hold."

Kesha looks back at the crew one last time, and looks at Demi Lovato.

"Go piss girl, give us nothing."

The ejection hold opens and then closes, and Kesha can be heard yelling "WEEEE!" as the sound fades.

"And it looks like Kesha was not the imposter! Join us next time on Death On My Spaceship to find out who the imposter really is!"