The crew wakes up on a more somber note as Kesha, Meghan Trainor, and Harry Styles are now gone from the ship.

However, they are quite happy that there's more food than usual.

Honest Vocal Coach tries to lighten up the mood by singing.

"F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for-"

"Let's not mention what N stand for..." Megan Thee Stallion quickly steps in to interrupt her. "Has anyone tried the salad? I thought the salad was lovely."

Demi Lovato gets up from her table, seeming a bit frustrated.

"Salad is such a fatphobic meal. You should really use your platform to make sure everyone feels included. Do better Meg."

Speaking of fat, Lana Del Rey tumbles into the room in a full fist-fight with Kacey Musgraves.

"You think you're better than me? Count to 7!" Lana yells.

"Fine! One!" Kacey yells back, punching Lana across the face. "2" She says as she punches again.

"Ladies, ladies, there's more than enough of me to go around." Grant Gustin tries to step in, believing the two are fighting over him.

"SHUT UP GRANT!" They both respond in unison.

With Lana Del Rey distracted, Kacey Musgraves hits her across the face with a space ball, knocking her out.

Suddenly, Meghan Trainor burst out from the food pantry, a piece of raw honey chicken in hand. "BATHROOM! BATHROOM!" She yells as she steps over Lana, die aria running down her legs.

"Crew, wait a moment, we're going to make sure Meghan Trainor leaves the set, since she's supposed to be dead." 

"Alright crew, now it's time for you to get your tasks for the day-"

Suddenly the ground shakes like a mini-earthquake, loud alarms going off across the ship.

"Oh no, crew, it looks like your ship is being boarded by a bunch of alien hags from the planet Chronic Chromatica. You'll have to work together today to save yourselves."

"Everyone! To the armory!" Katy Perry yells, and the crew begins to evacuate the cafeteria, stampeding on Lana Del Rey in the process. 

Kacey Musgraves opens the armory and begins to hand out Space Laser guns and Space balls to everyone.

"Alright crew, you must defend the Reactor Core of the ship will blow. There's aliens in the the Admin room, the showers, and the cargo hold."

Katy Perry takes charge of the situation. "Let's split up. One group goes to Admin, one to the showers, one to the cargo hold, and one stays to defend the reactor core." 

"Troye and I will go the showers." Grant Gustin says, pulling his husband Troye Sivan too close to comfort. 

Erika De Casier pipes up. "My vibe right now is telling me that the aura in the reactor core will be cool. So I'll stay there."

"Oh great!" Honest Vocal Coach says. "Could you teach me about what a weave is when we're there. I always wanted to wear one."

"Demi and I will go the cargo hold." Kacey Musgraves says.

"Kacey I told you not to comment about my weight." Demi Lovato responds.

With no one else left, Katy Perry and Megan Thee Stallion are teamed up to go to the admin room.

"Pretty bitches stay together." Katy cheers.

"I must be in the wrong group then." Megan replies.

Troye Sivan and Grant Gustin arrived at the showers where they were met with a crowd of "aliens" (Lady Gaga fans).

The following footage was too explicit to show even for HBO Max.

Kacey Musgraves and Demi Lovato arrived at the cargo hold to fight the "aliens" (Xtina fans).

However, the cargo hold was devoid of life.

"Maybe we're supposed to find the aliens!" Demi says.

"Great idea sis!" Kacey says back.

Katy Perry and Megan Thee Stallion arrive at the Admin room where they're confronted by Lady Gaga and Xtina.

"We're going to fucking die!" Megan cries.

"Not on my watch!" Katy yells and throws a space ball at Christina.

Christina moos and falls over onto Gaga, breaking her hip.

Lady Gaga passes out from the pain as Xtina tries to roll off of her. She manages to stumble into a half-standing position.

"Oh no, she's going to try to sing." Katy Perry says to Megan Thee Stallion.

The two hold onto each other and scream.

Meanwhile at the reactor core, Erika De Casier is trying to meditate while Honest Vocal Coach practices her twerking.

"I've noticed that my pee has been a bit red the past couple of days. At what point do you think I should consult a doctor." HVC asks.

"I usually just rely on my healing crystals to cleanse my spirit." Erika responds.

"Oh I've never been a fan of meth, too many bad experiences in college."

"Attention crew, another alien has boarded the ship."

"Do you think that means anything?" Erika De Casier asks.

"I'm willing to try out those healing crystals. Would crystals be considered vegan?" Honest Vocal Coach.

The ship goes onto red alert, the lights dim a lit and an alarm blares throughout the ship. In one of the hallways of the ship, Kacey Musgraves stumbles around. "Demi! Demi! where did you go!"

Grant Gustin stumbles through the hallway too, covered in sweat, glitter, makeup, and various other 'fluids'.

"Oh my god Demi! I found you!"

"You know what..." Grant Gustin goes to reply but stops himself.

"I thought I lost you there for a second sis." Kacey Musgraves replies.

Suddenly, a square box appears before them, and out of it pops Avril Lavigne.

"I figured out what a square is, and now it's time to learn other shapes."

Grant goes in to grab onto Kacey but she steps away from him. The two then look at Avril and scream.

Megan Thee Stallion and Katy Perry had both passed out from Xtina's "singing."

When Megan awoke, she saw that it was only her and Xtina in the room. "Oh fuck no."

She quickly got to her feet, running up and jumping onto the admin table before jumping right off of it, landing on Xtina's face in a split.

"Real quiet girl shit."

Megan Thee Stallion sits on Xtina until she passes out. The rapper then gets up and leaves the room.

She's met by Katy Perry in the hallway, who is using Lady Gaga's nose to scratch "TROYE IS A FRUIT" into the walls of the hallway.

"Attention crew, the Reactor Core is about to shut down. Red Alert. 20 Seconds until meltdown."

"Oh shit we gotta move." Megan Thee Stallion says to Katy Perry, they begin to run until they see Lana Del Rey walking slowly, staring off into the distance.

She's covered in die aria, sweat, glitter, makeup, and other "fluids".

"I-I.. I just w-wanted to take a shower..."

Katy Perry, Megan Thee Stallion, & Lana Del Rey meet up with Kacey Musgraves and Grant Gustin as they step into the Reactor Core. The red alert turns off as they do so.

"Reactor core meltdown avoided. Proceed."

What they find inside the reactor core is Demi Lovato and Troye Sivan in the process of turning the meltdown off.

However, both Honest Vocal Coach and Erika De Casier were on the floor in the middle of the room, unconscious and surrounded by space balls (and a bit of red pee around HVC).

"Two bodies have been discovered. Crew, drop what you're doing and make your way to the cafeteria to vote." 

"I KNEW IT!" Katy Perry cheered as they walked to the cafeteria. "I knew it was the fruit this entire time. He's the imposter!"

"Shut up.." Troye Sivan sighs. "I came into the reactor core and found Demi and the other two, I decided to help her with the core since there were only 5 seconds left."

"I blame Demi." Grant Gustin announces.

"It was Troye!" Demi Lovato responds back.

"Oh no the Demis are fighting!" Kacey Musgraves looks over at Grant and Demi.

"I came into the reactor and tried to stop the meltdown. I didn't even see the two bodies until Troye was in the room." Demi Lovato defends herself.

"You're telling me you couldn't SEE the Honest Vocal Coach." Troye Sivan rebukes her.

"Imagine your only excuse being fatphobia, I can't relate." Demi responds. Troye Sivan and Grant Gustin cast their votes for Demi Lovato.

"No matter what happens," Grant says to Troye, "I'll never forget the [redacted] you gave me in the shower."

"I didn't give you [redacted] while in the shower?" Troye responds.

"Oh."

Katy Perry gags a bit and cast her vote (again) for Troye Sivan.

She's joined by Megan Thee Stallion.

"Pretty bitches vote together." Katy says to her newfound friend.

"So you're the reason Hillary lost, huh?" Megan responds.

Lana Del Rey, still traumatized and in a PTSD like state from the Gaga-shower, goes to the voting monitor and taps the biggest thing on it.

She votes for Demi Lovato.

"Sisters stick together." Demi Lovato says to Kacey Musgraves.

"Grant, this is like the third time you've tried to hit on me today. No means no."

They vote for Troye Sivan.

Final Tally:

4 - Troye Sivan
3 - Demi Lovato

"Troye, we're sorry to say but your time aboard the ship has come to an end. Please make your way to the ejection hold."

Katy Perry immediately begins to cheer! "omg!" She says, jumping up on one of the tables and dancing. "We did it! We defeated the evil!"

Troye Sivan gives Grant Gustin one final hug and kiss and makes his way over to the ejection hold.

"I may be a fruit, but I'll never be an imposter."

He steps in, and the sound of the ejection hold opening and closing echoes across the cafeteria.

"Attention crew; Troye was not the imposter."