(taylor's version)

Q: What?!?!?
A: Philosophy 1013, Philosophy (Taylor's Version), Fall Semester, 2024.

Q: Are you serious?
A: We don't joke about Mother.

Q. How can I get tickets?
A. There are no tickets. You just have to be a student at the University of Cincinnati, and register for the class in the College of Arts & Sciences, 15-PHIL-1013, 24FS.

Q. Does it include tickets to the Indy shows?
A. Why, do you have some?

Q. Will Taylor Swift be there?
A. She is always welcome.

Q. What about Travis Kelce?
A. As a UC alumnus, he is also welcome.

Q. Can I take PHIL 1013 online?
A. Not in fall 2024. We don't know about future semesters, yet.

Q. Will there be PHIL 1013 merch?
A. Of course!

Q. Where can I get more information?
A. Check back at this website closer to Fall Semester 2024.

Q. Seriously, is this a joke?
A. It's not a joke — it's a class.

Q. What if I have more questions?
A. Please contact Professors Melissa Jacquart and Tom Polger at philosophytaylorsversion@gmail.com.