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What is this? Your name sounds weird.
We are the best, biggest and other adjectives "of paracetamol on this very troubled earth." Didn't you read the text below our logo? And to explain our name, we explained every single 5 stars review we got.
Only paracetamol?
Only paracetamol?
Exactly! Only paracetamol. If you see us selling anything other than paracetamol, that isn't us.
Why should I choose I overdosed on Paracetamol and I have absolutely No regrets INC.?
Why should I choose I overdosed on Paracetamol and I have absolutely No regrets INC.?
Here's two reasons why you should choose us:
1. We make the best paracetamol!
1. We make the best paracetamol!
Our reviews confirm this! Out of all 1e+45 reviews we got, only 515785 reviews were negative.
2. Budget?
2. Budget?
We only take 1/7 out of all money you've made, not like our competitions who are extremely greedy and take 1/5 out of all the money you've made.
Reviews
Reviews
★★★★★
I overdosed on paracetamol and I have no regrets
★★★★★
I overdosed on paracetamol and I have no regrets
After my wife left me and took the kids, I overdosed on the paracetamol. When I woke up, I was in my bedroom (despite doing it in the bathroom), with money all over the floor. Turns out, I robbed 4 banks. The law couldn't do anything towards me because of the infamous "Paracetamol's rule": "Any action done by the user if overdosed on paracetamol isn't ilegal.". Now I have 3 wives instead of that bitch who left me! She's very jealous now.
Daniel Adler, 51 years of age. Last edited on 01/08/2003
★★★★☆
Could've been better
★★★★☆
Could've been better
Felt like shit so decided to consume 22 boxes of paracetamol. I felt every single thing a human can feel for aproximately 21 minutes. I was on top of the world and I turned my dead physics teacher into a hamster which I threw out of the window. Woke up on my bed with vomit all over with a prostitute hugging me.
Matt Ace, 37 years of age. Last edited on 24/03/2004
★★★★★
This chaos is killing me
★★★★★
This chaos is killing me
After "accidentally" overdosing, I was on the moon with dust all over me. Infront, there was a big man with a gun chasing me and threathening (this guy doesn't know how to spell) me by putting a gun into my forehead. Fortunately, I stole his gun and transformed him into a girl. The next day's newspaper featured a story about a man getting his balls shot by a dude he tried to rob. Turns out I was the robber.
Robert Touchshriek, 23 years of age. Last edited on 07/09/2003
☆☆☆☆☆
Worst product ever!
☆☆☆☆☆
Worst product ever!
My husband and I were feeling like shit, and like every normal person, we overdosed on paracetamol. I don't remember anything at all except the fact that when I woke up, my husband was gone. Fuck you for taking him!
Mary Grace, 71 years of age. Last edited on 15/06/2002
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