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Yes I collect child porn, rape videos, extreme porn, animal porn, I also helped transfer through cloudflare in a mass cyber scandal, no I am not a cyberterrorist, no I do not partake in any authority-level threat, no I did not obliterate a paywall system, yes I am a keyboard convict awaiting my lawful doom.
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Hey yo, AI can do this? So it says just type in what you wanna see in AI Paint, so obviously I’m gonna put anime athletes. Bruh. Ain’t no way, these girls are perfect. So you’re telling me I can put anything in AI and it will paint it for me? Yo we are about to have some fun with this. Now I’m not gonna tell you what to do, but if you wanna try this thing out then download for free, just tap the screen.
Pewnego ciepłego letniego dnia Arkadiusz postanowił zrobić coś wyjątkowego dla swojej rodziny. Jego żona Ewa oraz dwaj synowie, Kuba i Patryk, byli zawsze na pierwszym miejscu w jego sercu, dlatego chciał zorganizować rodzinny piknik nad jeziorem. Arkadiusz zabrał się do pakowania koszyka pełnego pyszności, w tym także hot dogów z sosem firecracker. Była to nowość na lokalnym rynku, i mimo ostrzeżeń na opakowaniu, Arkadiusz był ciekawy, jak smakuje ten ekstremalnie pikantny sos. Gdy rodzina dotarła nad jezioro, atmosfera była pełna radości. Dzieci bawiły się na trawie, a Ewa pomagała Arkadiuszowi przygotować jedzenie. Gdy przyszedł czas na hot dogi, Arkadiusz postanowił spróbować tego egzotycznego sosu, myśląc, że to będzie tylko przyjemna pikantna przygoda. Jednak już po pierwszym kęsie poczuł, że coś jest nie tak. Sos firecracker był o wiele pikantniejszy, niż się spodziewał. Ogień rozprzestrzeniał się w jego ustach, a pot potoczył mu się po czoło. Nie chciał jednak martwić rodziny, więc uśmiechnął się do nich, udając, że wszystko jest w porządku. Niestety, sytuacja szybko wymknęła się spod kontroli. W miarę jak hot dog znikał z talerza, Arkadiusz coraz bardziej się pocił, a jego twarz stała się coraz bardziej czerwona. Ewa zaniepokoiła się i zapytała, czy wszystko jest w porządku. Arkadiusz kiwnął głową, próbując zachować zimną krew. Jednak nagle, kiedy wziął ostatni kęs, uczucie płonącego piekła ogarnęło go całkowicie. Nie mógł już udawać. Zaczął wrzeszczeć i trząść się, a Ewa z dziećmi byli przerażeni. Szybko wezwali pomoc i straż pożarną, ale było już za późno. Arkadiusz spłonął w ogniu piekielnego bólu, spowodowanego nie tylko sosem firecracker, ale także jego chęcią, by sprawić rodzinie radość. Ewa, Kuba i Patryk byli osieroconymi świadkami tej tragedii. Ta smutna historia przypomina nam o ważności ostrożności i zdrowego rozsądku, nawet w chwilach, gdy chcemy sprawić swoim bliskim radość. To także ostrzeżenie, aby zawsze czytać ostrzeżenia na opakowaniach i unikać nieznanych i ekstremalnie pikantnych potraw.
That is a ppicture of a pperfectly innocent and happppy vegetable. The fact that ppeople would make comments about it being shapped like a ppenis or a pp or a pphallus or a tent ppitcher or a ppenor or lé ppeepp or a ppernis is, quite honestly, appppalling and reppulsive. Must we be so comppletely uncultured? So stuppid? So pprepposterous? The rules maintain a ppeaceful pplace to discuss pplants. Pplants like pphilodendron, ppothos, ppansies, ppeaches, and hell, we may even discuss a pprimrose from time to time if we can all be so fortunate. Just be resppectful. Be better. May your pplants always be erect, your thripps flaccid, and your tomatoes always ppositively ENGORGED with juices. Ppeace out.
A holy man said to his Congregation, without the need for donation "It's a mans obligation to put his boneration in a woman's separation. this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."
im NEKKID with my kids, i have SEX infront of my kids. i never be ashamed of SEX! my son, be breastfeeding and i'll be makin love to his momma. that's me bruh! that's how i get down around kids, i try to keep they purity! i don't wanna take they purity away by covering myself up, they gonna be ashamed and cover theyself up and i'm pure at heart so you can think in yo mind if i let another kid here i'm gonna have to change the way i am so that your kid can be comfortable around me? NO, i'm gonna be NEKKID as FUCK in front of yo kids, my son comes up and grabs my penis.. i let him grab my penis, i'll have sex with his mom, i'm making love to his mother. after i'm done, i'm laying there chillin. he grabs my penis, and he's playing with my penis! I LET THAT HAPPEN.
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THE TREATMENT
"you have a lot of nerve to talk shit behind a vga cable you goddamn faggot. My girlfriend was crying on the phone because she knows none of that shit is true and it bothers the fuck out of her than you have the fucking balls to say that shit you fucking asswipe. She already fucking has an asshole brother. I wouldn't make shit worse for her you piece of shit. I tell her everyday she's pretty. Everyday that I love her. Everyday that she's not fat. EVERY FUCKING DAY. I spend every night talking to her on the phone for fucking hours. Just being there for her. Listening to her problems, comforting her if she's crying. I don't see you guys as a fucking "threat" either. Of course if I fucking hate you I don't want my girl to have anything to do with you faggot. I don't care if she's friend with Jose, Robby, anyone else but you. You, you motherfucking fagot. I want to fucking your shit up so hard and you are fucking LUCKY by the grace of zombie fucking jesus that I don't live close enough to you to drive over and fuck you up. I've gone to fucking juvenile detention before, call the cops bitch see if I give a fuck. And PLEASE fucking hit me with that "internet tough guy" bullshit. Hold me to my FUCKING WORD. If I ever, EVER fucking see you I will personally beat the fucking shit out of you, and let everyone of you little fucks know that I refuse to be punked by some LITTLE FUCKING BITCH from Canada. You hear me motherfucker? If you've got fucking beef hit me you little bitch. I'll fucking fight you if you wanna take out aggression and shit motherfucker. Tell me where to meet you cocksucket. I have a fucking car. It'd be worth the gas money to beat your fucking worthless ass motherfucker. You can't hide across the border either, dual fuckin' citizenship bitch. If you're gonna be a little fucking bitch that says shit like that like he's tough shit in front of people, well I have fucking news for you bitch. That is not how the fuck shit works in the real world. I've kicked wholesale ass for shit smaller than this. Don't tell me I don't fucking love her because I do. Yeah you're so fucking cool and edgy huh? Like you're the fuckin' god of relationships and you just know fucking everything huh? First of all, you don't fucking know shit between me and Sharley. I am ALWAYS fucking there for her you piece of shit. This seriously pisses me the fuck off how you ignorant fucks think that you know how the fuck shit works. Fuck you, you fucking moron. I'm controlling, you little bitch? I'll show you controlling when I grab you by your fucking hair and repeatedly slam it into my car door you fucker. PLEASE, PLEASE fucking say some more shit. Give me a fucking excuse to drive up there and fuck your shit. Then MAYBE you and your little legion of tumblr followers can call me an asshole. So go on and fucking laugh. You're going to say "tl;dr" or "Umad" in some hurr durr fucking manner so go the fuck ahead. It doesn't bother me though, because I know FOR A FUCKING FACT that I could kick your ass you toothpick looking motherfucking smack talker. If you got shit to say, say it to me bitch."
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REHABILITATION
"alone on a friday night? couldnt be me. i just spent an hour cleaning up my dad's fecal matter because he kneeled on the floor against the bed for about a good 10 minutes, went "it's coming out, idgaf" and proceeded to drop two turds between his legs right onto his pajama pants and his underwear, even though it couldve been avoided by just climbing onto the toilet. i then proceeded to have to scrub the carpet and his lower half due to the sheer amount of fecal matter that was dropped. did i mention i also had to pick up his rock hard turd off of the ground? when i went to go wash his pants in the shower to get rid of the debris it was so slimy you could see the mucus on the shower floor. i proceeded to also get a fleck of shit mucus on my white shirt, which i had to hold in tears about. then, it wasn't over because i also had to drag a heavy two part vacuum back and forth through the house to vacuum the spots of poopoo matter on the floor. and, as soon as i sat down about 1-2 minutes ago, i was informed that he needed to pee. "
"Hate me? I hated myself once. I hated myself so much. I hated myself everyday. I cutted myself becaue i hate me. Hate me?I hated myself once. I hated myself so much. I hated myself everyday. I cutted myself becaue i hate me. Hate me? I hated myself once. I hated myself so much. I hated myself everyday. I cutted myself becaue i hate me. Hate me?.... "
"why do i even bother being a fucking mercenary I went from a humble daytaler to one of the strongest men in this company, and did anyone say anything? no I once singlehandedly took on an Orc Berzerker, standing between him and what would have been certain death for our bannerman, saving his fucking life, and did anyone say anything? No! I've been in more battles with this company than I can count! I've never once broken rank and ran, even when half the other crew did! I even lost a finger and got brain damage for this company! And has anyone said "Wow, good job, Arnie!"? NO! NOBODY REMEMBERS ARNIE FOR ANY OF THAT! finishes ale but you fuck ONE watermelon..."
In the shadows of our minds, a darkness lurks that chills even the bravest souls. Gather 'round, for I shall recount a tale of terror that delves into the abyss of dementia – a curse that steals not just your sanity, but the very essence of who you are.
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