Co-Authored By Hanita
Dear aunt Tabby,
Is making round roti still a prerequisite for getting married? Just asking so that I can prepare myself for a life with just me and my cat.
- Chantelle
Dear Chantelle,
As a food staple that has been lovingly eaten and thoroughly enjoyed for generations and generations, I would say yes.
You can’t possibly expect a man to put a ring on it without first being lured by a freshly braised pot of lamb curry accompanied by buttery soft and perfectly rolled out rotis that are still warm from having just been tossed on an 3kg tawa pan that will inevitably give you carpal tunnel syndrome.
Absolutely forget about having a stellar job at a top-tiered corporate or being in possession of an advanced degree if you cannot be serving your man round rotis.
I’d suggest you waste no time and make haste in adopting what will be your only life-long partner. Here are the details to my favourite SPCA shelter : 011 265 9935
Good luck (you will need it)
About Hanita
Hanita is a super amazingly talented make-up artist and creative.
You can follow her on Instagram and YouTube to see some of her out of this world make-up creations.
P.S. Hanita has recently learnt the art of roti making and will therefore definitely not be husband-less.
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