FAQs

1. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to Nandos.

2. Does he like you?

Yes.

3. Does she like you?

No. But you already knew that.

4. When will Mars be colonised?

It has already been colonised.

5. What's the difference between baking powder and baking soda?

But you're not a professional baker so ssshhhh.

6. What causes stress?

"Stress in addition to being itself, was also the cause of itself, and the result of itself" Hans Selye

7. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Seriously concerned about your attention span. The chicken has already crossed the road.