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Akio Corporation presents

The Book of Akio

And the Great Adventures of The Innovationeers

Book One: Creation & Manifest

First, and hark, when the two wise men parted ways, a Great Storm has followed. And it bellowed, and shall do so for all eternity; Whom shall vilify the Great Storm shall be smitten by whiplash.

-Book of Akio; 1:1

As the Great Storm brewed and bellowed, ground forces tackled it, pounding and pummeling constantly. As they laid the Beastly Storm onto the ground, it roared upon the world, and it shall prevail, no matter the obstacle, no matter the disaster.

-Book of Akio; 1:2

Book Two: Life

As the Beast lay, it's last roar dispensed, it sparkled, almost gleefully, and sparked and arced until it eventually disappeared. The men of the Yanick-Micah tribe gasped and looked in awe, as they were smitten and blinded by the otherworldly light of the Ascension of the Beast.

-Book of Akio; 2:1

As the tribe was smitten, the tribe decided to flee, and as they did, the tail of the mighty beast lay upon them, smashing them to smithereens.

As they lay, dying, with their last breath, said;

"I curse you for all eternity, upon the Yanick Tribe, yet, if you prove yourself worthy, as you change your attitude to our hubris, you will be effectively freed of this terrible curse."

And it was done; the All Powerful beast was cursed, as the Silverwolves approached.

-Book of Akio; 2:2

As the Silverwolves approached, the beast lay smitten by the tribe, the entirety of the large group fled as the Silverwolves came closer.

The Silverwolves walk the moonlight, feared by most. They were without their First Commander, the Second Commander, Micah II fearlessly led the feared clan.

The Clan caught up with the Tribe, they screamed, they cried, you could hear it for miles to come. "The Tribe is Gone."

Commander Yanick was furious, he had lost 1,000 men in the Massacre of the Tribes. "We declare war on the Silverwolves Tribe"

Book of Akio; 2:3