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Below find a collection of kid friendly martial arts jokes to share with your friends and family. Because Martial Arts isn't just about discipline, it's also about joy!
What’s a martial artist's favorite drink?
Punch
I decided to teach taekwondo to my neighbor’s kid…
He was enthusiastic for the first 2 days but then quit before he could finish painting the fences.
Why did the cupboard learn taekwondo?
For shelf-defense
Why did the taekwondo master rob the shoe shop?
Just for kicks
Did you hear about the taekwondo champion who joined the army?
It was pretty bad. The first time he saluted, he almost killed himself!
It’s not that I love taekwondo
I just hate boards.
What is a martial artist’s favorite part of a joke?
The punch line
What has 5 feet but can’t walk?
A Jahng Bahng! (Bo Staff)
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