[WELCOME_TO_MY_PAGE!] [HAVE_FUN!] [be_safe.]

[NAME: JOHN DOE NOTTAFOUND]

[ALTERNATIVES: {ERROR_FORGOTTEN}]

[ALIVE: ???]

[STATUS: UNSTABLE, LOST, FORGOTTEN]

[ERROR: TRUE]

[CORRUPTION: TRUE, HARBOURER]

NOTES: [ITS_ME!] [LOVELY_TO_SEE_IT!] [I'm_the_one_making_these_data_logs_for_you! No_need_to_thank_me.]

[Well_it's_half_me...]

[Can't_take_all_the_credit!]

[HEALTH: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999]

[LEVEL: 0.MGR]

[POSITION: ???]

[HONOURIFICS: MR. / MX.]

[RETURN: ALWAYS]