Gosh, you're flippin' lucky! These beermats are rare as a combination of hens' teeth and rocking-horse poo, wrapped up in a giant four-leaf clover! They're here to do a very important job ...
Each beermat has been lovingly created to bring you here, so you will
and if you can't do that:
We want the govt. to brief EVERYONE properly on the climate and nature crisis.
When the petition reaches 100,000 there must be a debate in Parliament.
Then? Well, we'll see.
But we HAVE to get to 100,000 signatures, to show we mean it.
Pass the word on in any way you can.
PASS ON THE BEERMAT!
Each one of these beautiful works of art needs to entice as many punters here as possible. See that other table over there? They look nice. Why don't you go over there and see if they want to enjoy your company as you share your experience with the beermat?
SOCIALS?
Yes. You and each of your friends would like a selfie with the beermat, preferably with the QR code facing outward. Maybe it's a video. Maybe you can sing a song. A nice one. Send it out on whatever scrolly app you fancy.
END OF THE NIGHT?
Save the beermat! Protect it. Keep it safe all night. In the morning, set it free on a likely table-top where someone will see it, and off we go again!
NO BEER MAT?
None shall be left behind. Would you like to avail yourself of a pretend* beermat instead? You can show it to as many people as you like!
* virtual beermat is displayed on your device. Do not attempt to use your device as a beermat, no matter how tempting. It will not go well.
Hope to see you at the screening. Come and see, talk, get informed and of course sign the petition... :-)