Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.
Robin Askwith .... Timmy Lea
Antony Booth .... Sidney Noggett
Bill Maynard .... Mr. Lea
Doris Hare .... Mrs. Lea
Sheila White .... Rosie Noggett
Linda Hayden .... Brigitte
Lance Percival .... Lionel
John Junkin .... Mr. Whitemonk
Liz Fraser .... Mrs. Antonia Whitemonk
Colin Crompton .... Roughage
Nicola Blackman .... Blackbird
Nicholas Bond-Owen .... Kevin (as Nicholas Owen)
Caroline Ellis .... Gladys
Sue Upton .... Renee
Penny Meredith ... Married Woman
Mike Savage .... Kevin's Dad
Janet Edis .... Kevin's Mum
Deborah Brayshaw ... Go Cart Girl
Kim Hardy ... Announcer
David Auker ... Alberto Smarmi
John Bryant ... Young Man
Charlie Stewart ... Piper
Carrie Jones ... Bikini Girl
Julia Bond ... Bikini Girl
Betty Hare ... Mourner
Winifred Braemar ... Mourner
Margo Field ... Mrs. Dimwiddy
Marianne Stone ... Waitress
Leonard Woodrow ... Chaplain
Lauri Lupino Lane ... Mayor
Ingrid Bower ... Holiday Maker
Robert Booth ... Holiday Maker
Michael Segal ... Holiday Maker
Matt Kilroy ... Chauffeur
the last film in the Confessions series