Contestants!

Eighty is a boastful jock, a selfish douchebag just in it to win it! He's skate tool's partner in crime and his most trusted allie, but what many don't know is that Eighty was just a homeless bum after finishing as a runner up in series 1,  can he win it this time?

Asda Bag is one of a kind, being a mentally insane scientist, british woman, abusive cousin AND as a simple shoping bag?? No wonder she's always making new experiments... that dosen't add up..

It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv, but were are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely? Lucky, there's a Family Guy!...DVD.. and he's here to win!

After being the first boot and anally penetrated by a machine for weeks on end, many would leave it there and quit, unlike French Toast, who's came back for a FRESH start, a fresh look, fresh attitude and no more dumb accent!

While most lego minifigures stay put in inconsistently structured homes, Lego Man is here to compete and show little people can do big things!..if only he cared enough to show it..

Through a dark smoky alley, torn by an unstoppable force, rubble destroying the ground as flames emerge in your eyesight.. what could've caused this...? Nothing too scary, just a disabled nuclear bomb who can only say one word: "BOMBS."

Salad Tosser (usually preffering to go by "Sal") had a poor life back home, she was like... abusively parented or smth.. Anyways, she came to hopefully find peace in her life and go M.I.A and her only friend is a child

The grand series 1 champion himself returns for a shot at another win! Problem? The finale gave him brain damage and made him stupider, Skate Tool was usually the only smart dude, the only one sane of them all, now he's a playful stupid guy!

Tesco Bag is a sweet little bundle of joy, ASDA Bag's lab ra-I MEAN, little cousin!! What he dosent make up for in smarts, he makes up for in... uh.... uhm... he has a cool handle for portability!

Formerely thomas teddy in series 1, the demon takes a new form of a grotesque, booming railway creature of the beloved "Thomas The Tank Engine"... He also wants the prize to finally complete his master plan of terminating earth.

Hailing from the slums of siberia, Ushanka was found in an alleyway guzzling outdated beer and yelling profanities at those who passed by.. A perfect fit for the show!