Two Bards Are Better Than One is a new poetry collection which covers an array of topics ranging from al fresco dining, angels, giraffes and apes to wedding hats, art, water and the Pearly Gates. This charming debut book by Valerie and Marc Harris is possibly unique in that it has been written by a mother and son, enhanced by illustrations drawn by Marc and containing 60 lighthearted, comic, moving and reflective poems, which although similar in some ways, were written independently.
Our aim is “purely to entertain, with no bad language and we hope that the book will be an uplifting and memorable read. We wish to appeal to readers who appreciate amusing, thoughtful and relatable poetry – who may also enjoy the writing style of poets such as Pam Ayres and Wendy Cope, although we are not comparing ourselves with them.”
Valerie explains how this book came about: “I sent an email to Marc which happened to mention that I thought a poem could probably be written about any topic. He then challenged me to write one about a cactus, which was quickly emailed back to him. Soon after, he suggested to me that I should write a book and a few weeks later asked what I felt about writing a joint one. Three months on, over one hundred poems had been written!”
Sit back, relax and indulge yourself in this satisfying book of poetry and remember – two bards are definitely better than one.
Available in paperback directly from The Great British Book Shop plus all independent bookshops, Waterstones and Amazon from 8th February 2027 - priced at £9.99. If your local bookshop does not stock it, just ask them to order a copy. If you would like to order a signed copy (for yourself or as a present) with a complimentary bookmark, please contact us at the email address below.
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About the authors
Valerie has written poetry most of her life and Marc is a playwright, musician and artist. Six of their poems were included in the ‘Four Seasons Poetry Anthology’, published by Swaledale Festival, North Yorkshire in May 2026. Marc’s plays have been performed in the UK and abroad and he came third in the Global Finals of the World Monologue Games in October 2024. (His playwriting website may be viewed at www.theatreplays.co.uk).
We have taken our imprint name from the delightful 'Moonlit Apples' by the poet John Drinkwater, as we love the poem, title and gentle imagery it creates. For review copies, interviews or media enquiries, please contact us.
Here are some poems -
Dancing
The trees are showing new beauty today –
jiving and jitterbugging
to the music and rhythm of the wind.
Wild and tempestuous.
A temporary cessation of icy blasts
results in stillness.
Just for a while,
until all trunks and branches
unite once again to continue
in the wintry, wondrous dance.
The evergreens’ performance
is outstanding. Suppleness and grace
contrast strongly with the crazy
starkness of deciduous limbs’
more robotic moves. Brown and rigid.
All in all a performance
to be applauded. And I do
as I stand at my window
and marvel.
I’m Not Quite All There
I was eight when I had my tonsils out,
They removed my adenoids too.
I hated my time in hospital –
At such a young age, wouldn’t you?
I remember little of that time.
Big moths around lights in the ceiling
And having to eat toast and ice cream
To facilitate speedier healing.
Next to come out was my uterus.
They took out one ovary too.
He took out the other to check it,
Put it back needing nothing to do.
The next thing was a lung tumour,
Increasing in size, as they do.
He couldn’t ‘get in’ without breaking a rib.
I could hardly believe that was true.
The beastly thing was benign,
I sighed with relief when I knew
But he told me that when he was in there
He removed other suspect bits too.
The latest ‘removal’ was hearty –
A brand new aortic valve – wow!
And the strangest thing I ever heard?
‘Twas from a South American cow!
At the same time I needed a bypass
To the Left Anterior Descending.
To do this they took a good vein from my chest –
Will these surgeries be never ending?
If a surgeon asks to prise out something new,
I'd feel more than a little bereft.
Politely, I'd say "no thanks very much –
There's scarcely enough of me left."
P.S. It’s quite PC to laugh about this,
I promise, ‘cos I do
But the funniest thing of all is this –
Every word is true!
I Hope You Did Not Pass Alone
Almost forty years have flown by
since I saw you last.
Had I known you were going,
I would have stayed.
I could have, should have
stayed.
As I left, your good friend,
Faye, was helping you
drink Ribena from a straw
and you were so weak,
your voice so quiet as you said to her
“I could drink this for ever.”
My heart was bursting
with sadness,
so I left.
I had a call from my father
during that night.
“Yes” was all he said.
So no more sleep that night
and in the morning
all arrangements were made.
The hospital said you
were not alone –
but was that true?
I know, just know
I should have stayed with you.
Cherry Blossom
What could be as welcoming a sight
as a tree full of cherry blossom?
Heralding in the springtime promise
of warm long days forgotten.
Glorious petals of beauty coloured in
just as nature had intended.
A vision to behold and to uplift,
then – a confetti carpet of contentment.
And lastly, some illustrations -
Giraffes
There are things about giraffes
which I simply really love.
I think it’s the way they move
and how they tower high above.
They’re calm and nice and quiet,
in fact they’re rather elegant,
my very favourite animal,
in second place – the elephant.
There’s nothing else quite like them,
I’m sure they’re pretty bright,
with eyelashes so very long
and a tongue that’s quite a sight.
I wouldn’t mind taking one home
but only for a day.
I’d sneak it out of London Zoo
while everyone’s away.
I’d feed it treats and walk it
on a lead for all to see.
I’d show it all the sights and sounds
and then I’d set it free.
An Angel
I thought I saw an angel,
an angel in disguise?
There was just something about her,
something in her eyes.
The way she almost glided
as she moved across the place.
A look of innocence and kindness
was imprinted on her face.
Going about her business,
breathing light into the air.
I wonder if she saw me
or sensed that I was there?
This being didn’t have wings,
at least I couldn’t see them.
Perhaps to blend in quietly
she could use them as and when.
I thought I saw an angel,
it’s difficult to explain.
If you had been there in the room,
maybe you’d feel the same.
Sometimes between wake and sleep
when lying in my bed,
I dream she visits with
a gentle kiss on my forehead.
I’ll never forget that angel,
the way she made me feel.
There’s no question about it,
I’m certain she was real.
Moving Art
I wonder what you would think of this?
So many people admiring your beautiful art,
appreciating your unique style.
I study each painting
and lose myself in them.
Each one exploding with
intense colour and vibrancy
as if they were painted yesterday.
Knowing about your life
and at times troubled mind,
gives me an insight into
what it must have taken
to apply each stroke.
Some of the paint is unexpectedly thick.
I stare at your self portrait.
I am overcome with emotion
and feel your pain and frustration
but also your joy.
Your letters to your brother Theo,
complete with small sketches.
Your enthusiasm and determination,
your hopes and dreams.
If I could go back in time and meet you,
even if it was for only a few precious moments,
what would I say?
You are a genius,
please know that.
Your artwork may not now be fully recognised
but your situation will soon improve.
Hang on in there.
Take care of yourself.
Will you promise me that?
Because later in your lifetime,
not too far away,
you will be loved Vincent.
And understood.
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