“Look sir, the house was an attempt alright? You think we get paid gumdrops and portions of healthcare to make the Mona Lisa every blueprint? You do realize we have families that rely on MONEY and VEGETABLES and HEAT to live, or WE need that? You’re another selfish glutton in the working world aren’t you? It's not like we live in a bloody world where we have to live paycheck to paycheck, tip to tip, because of your greed! Why should we even try anymore boss? If you want to pay us dirt, you’ll get dirt.”000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000“Well, employee, think about it. You’re just another drone under my remote. You’re expendable. Replaceable. You were not built to live comfortably. You were molded from desperation, escape from sin, under my hand. Such a waste of a fine employee, and to think I was going to give you a raise too. . . . “000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000“Full of crud like usual. You see that house? That’s your company crumbling after I leave. Your pig-faced appetite for laziness ascends even our gods’ comprehension. You wanna know something else? HATE. I’VE NEVER LIKED YOU SINCE THE MOMENT I STARTED WORKING HERE! OUR BANDAIDS ARE MOLDY GUMMY WORMS. WE LIVE ON A BED OF ICING. HAS THE DISABILITIES ACT EVER GONE UPON YOU IDIOT?!?!?! WE CAN’T EVEN PARK NEAR THE SITE BECAUSE THE ICING MESSES OUR TIRES AND THE CRACKER DEBRIS SCREWS UP AND DENTS OUR CARS! YOU’VE FAILED AT THE SIMPLE ACT OF TRAINING EMPLOYEES. NEARLY HALF OF US DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO-”000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000“SHUT IT.You talk SO MUCH, UGH! Where were all these words when the new workers came in!??!”“I talk to those worthy of words.”“Speak in rhythms and rhymes all you want wretch, but there’s simply no reason why I would listen to you! I’ve got contingency plans for centuries! But I’ll let you go, you matter to me not anymore!”“Good riddance!”“Have a nice day!”“.....”“Oh who am I kidding, the house looks like the aftermath of a preschooler’s dinner. The house is held by icing and the gumdrops are for garnish, this company is so going bankrupt. . . .”000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000