The Right to Say Fuck Off

One of the main human rights is the right to say "fuck off". The ability to say with feeling and sincerity, "Go fuck yourself!" is what makes us human, that is, autonomous beings of existence. By exercising the right to say "fuck off", we separate ourselves from the universe, we objectify our own microcosm, and draw a demarcation line: here we stand, there they go fuck themselves. The right to say "fuck off" is a guarantee of inner freedom and a measure of self-worth. The first thing that takes away any kind of totalitarianism from a person is the right to say "fuck off", and all other rights dry up and fall off on their own. There is no greater humiliation than not being able to tell someone to fuck off when you really want to. If there is some embodiment of an asshole in front of you, spewing all kinds of offensive bullshit, and you can't even tell him to fuck off - whether it's out of political correctness, subordination, or plain fear - it's worse than being kicked in the balls.

The entire history of mankind is a struggle for the right to say "fuck off". Territories, resources, money, and other strange shit are secondary. From time immemorial, free Slavic peoples were famous for their unshakable "fuck off" attitude, and for that, they enjoyed great respect. Suppose, for example, some Khazars came to them, demanding tribute. The prince comes out with his retinue and confidently and drawlingly says, "Go fuck off, Khazars!" - and they went, realizing along the way that they were wrong. Even proud Constantinople was afraid of the Russian "fuck off": whether you wanted to take, gold and silver or marry a princess - just don't tell us to fuck off! What do you think was written on the shield of Veshchiy Oleg, which he nailed to their gates? Exactly...

Of course, it didn't always work out. When the Mongols came instead of the Khazars and said, "Give us our Polovtsian allies and our horsemen," the princes, according to ancient Russian tradition, cheerfully replied, "Go fuck off, Mongols!" But the Mongols, not at all confused, replied, "You can go fuck off yourselves, princes!" The princes, who did not expect such a response, were at a loss, and that's when the Mongolian steppe "fuck off" turned out to be stronger than the Slavic one. That's how Rus lost its magical "fuck off" for the first time, and all the subsequent troubles of our long-suffering Motherland came from that.

If you exclude the right to say "fuck off" from society, then the criteria for correctness disappears. By telling someone to fuck off, you are doing a good deed - you are letting them know that they are wrong and acting like an asshole. After all, if you don't periodically tell an asshole to fuck off, they can live their whole life thinking that they are not an asshole, but a decent person. Thus, you deprive them of the opportunity for self-improvement and hinder the spiritual growth of the individual. And the less opportunity there is in society to tell assholes to fuck off, the more assholes there are in it - these are the immutable laws of human existence. So boldly and resolutely tell them to fuck off - and be prepared to go there yourself if necessary.

The path of "fuck off" is the path of a perfectly wise man. If you are sent on an erotic journey, do not be upset, but think, is the indicated direction not more correct than the one you were following? In other words, ask yourself, "Am I an asshole?" And if the answer to this question is, "Yes, I seem to have said something stupid..." - be grateful to the person who sent you there and show them reciprocal kindness. Thus, harmony and inner freedom will come into your life. Then, at the end of your days, you can gaze at the visible universe with a fading look, say calmly and joyfully, "Fuck it all!" - and pass away with a deep feeling of inner satisfaction, and only then will your life not have been lived in vain.