Local Theorist Bobby Shmitt has written to us claiming, "Ancient mammoth trials were conducted by a secret society seeking to unlock hidden powers through rituals involving copulation and mystical ceremonies. The Merchants Ice Tower, they claim, conceals advanced technology harnessed from the moon, suggesting a collaboration with alleged Nazi scientists who escaped to a hidden base. The half-man, half-mammoth entity could be a result of clandestine experiments blending human and ancient DNA, implying a sinister agenda for a hybrid race with mysterious abilities." His Ideas have yet to be backed up by trustworthy sources.