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IS IT A WONDER I BROKE? LET'S HEAR ONE MORE JOKE. THEN WE COULD ALL JUST LAUGH UNTIL I CRY. SO I LEAP FROM THE GALLOWS AND I LEVITATE DOWN YOUR STREET. CRASH THE PARTY LIKE A RECORD SCRATCH AS I SCREAM: "WHO'S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME?" I WAS TAME, I WAS GENTLE TILL THE CIRCUS LIFE MADE ME MEAN. "DON'T YOU WORRY, FOLKS, WE TOOK OUT ALL HIS TEETH." WHO'S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME? WELL, YOU SHOULD BE.