Quandale Dingle (March 26th, 1969 - December 8th, 2024) was a war criminal, internet meme and leader of Quandania. He held residency at the Quandanium Palace. Dingle was born in Goofyville, Quandania on March 26th, 1969. He was raised in a noble family. He was seen as the black sheep of the family by the greater public, for he has had numerous headlines for multiple encounters with the police.
Legal issues
In the year 1996 he got charged with Multiple charges such as Battery and dropping an anvil on police officer Jimmy McNamara and Porky John.
Time imprisoned (1996-2004)
According to himself, his time in prison was one of the hardest periods of his life. He said he was being practically bullied for his noble ancestry. In 1997 after Biggie Cheese's imprisonment, he tried to become Cheese's friend, as he hoped it to help his ongoing music career. Cheese however didn't seem to be interested in a relationship with Dingle. After Cheese's release in 1998, Dingle became one of the most respected inmates in his prison.
On March 28th 2004, at around 4:25 AM, a video of Dingle, announcing his escape from prison, surfaced. The video was probably filmed on January 7th 2004, indicated by a calendar seen in the background. Dingle escaped the prison at around 2 AM.
Leading up to his coronation
His Uncle, Yappington Dingle, the at the time Leader of Federation of Quandania, was found dead in his bedroom at 7:48 AM. This led many people to believe that Quandale murdered his uncle or, at the very least, was involved in his murder, as he had no way to get to his uncle this fast.
Coronation
After the murder of Yappington Dingle, Quandale became the next in line in succession since his brother, Goofah Dingle, died in the September 12th attacks. He became the Leader of Quandania immediately after his uncle's death.
The attempted assassination on Quandale
On December 9th of 2023, due to his cousin Henry Dinglenut putting a TNT in a McDonalds, the Saiyans got mad. So, the current CEO of Mcdonalds, King Vegeta, put a KI blast into his lunchbox. Quandale opened it and he exploded. But, by some great miracle, he survived. After the failed attempt at his life, he was later contacted by G&K and was given a Bodyguard, which was HK416.
Death
On the morning of December 8th, 2024, Quandale Dingle was found dead in his own room in the capital building, next to a can of Bepsi. A stash of Bepsi was also found in a closet. People have suspected the cause of his death to be from a secret addiction to Bepsi. Quadius Dingle became leader after his death. A funeral was held a day later at 6:09. As the government tried to figure out what the hell was going on and how to solve it, this played.