Birth and Early Life

Marvin Florence Beak was born on the November 19th, 1982. He never met his father and it is not confirmed but it is said his father is the late William Wingflapper. He was born in Rosswell, New Mexico. He excelled at school but was bullied for his appearance. He did very well in math, physics and P.E. At an early age he wanted to a professional Pac-Man player until the Pac-Man machine at the arcade was shat on and sold to a rapper so he could film his music video for “Can’t Control My Ass.” One day in 1991 a drunk flat-earther broke into his house and tried to steal Marvin’s bird feed, so Marvin got his uncle's antique AK-47 from the Vietnam War and shot the guy 45 times, this was the first of Marvin’s many kills.

Failed Music Career

In 1996 Marvin listened to Biggie Cheese, specifically his song called “Orphanage on Fire” and decided to write his own song. He decided his song would be about his relations with his Pac-Man plush called “Pac-Man Coughing Milk.” He recorded it but never went mainstream as his mother listened to it once, through out the recording and burned the Pac-Man plush.

His First Job 

In 1999 Marvin Beak got his first job at KFC. He worked there for 4 years and got multiple promotions, his top rank was toilet cleaner. One fateful day, Marvin walked into the back and saw what KFC served. (He even said one of the chickens being fried was his cousin) He immediately quit and went broke because he donated all his savings to vegan charities.

Adulthood

The Afghan War

After a whole year of being unemployed he decided to join the military. He decided to become a sniper due to his great knowledge of physics. After only three months of training he was deployed to Afghanistan. Over the three years he was in the army he became one of the best snipers in the US army. He was honourably discharged in late 2007 after he caught a grenade, he was able to throw away the grenade but it wasn’t enough. He lost three fingers on his left hand and got the medal of Honor for saving his whole platoon. It was later found out that his platoon were actually playing hot potato with a grenade.

Becoming a Top Assassin 

After getting back from Afghanistan he moved to NYC to try and find a job. He would find a job as a bartender and became friends with future influencer John Pork. In 2015 the FBI hired Marvin Beak as a top assassin and would take down many evil people. In 2023, John Pork was killed by famous gangster Tim Cheese and Marvin Beak was hired to take down Tim Cheese.

His Death

On January 2nd, 2025, Marvin Beak was sent to take out Tim Cheese. He sat on a roof top just outside were Tim Cheese was said to be hiding. He was in Richfield, Utah. Marvin lined up to shoot into the apartment. He saw Tim Cheese, and he lined up for the the shot and fired. The shot hit Tim Cheese but it was actually a decoy. Tim Cheese was behind Marvin and shot after Marvin realised it was a decoy. Tim Cheese shot and blew out Marvin’s brains.