Coulter: "I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it."

Coulter: "Why do we let blind people and people in wheelchairs become citizens? I feel sorry for cripples, but that doesn't mean I want them in my country."

Coulter: "Liberals decided it's much better not to play outraged with me anymore. I sell lots of books that way."

Coulter: "Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

Coulter: "Gays are the molecular opposites of blacks."

Coulter: "It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted."

Coulter: "My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism."

Coulter: "Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking."

Coulter: "Clinton's attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can't remember was the first thing was."

Coulter: "[My father] was of the old school, a man of few words, the un-Oprah, no crying or wearing your heart on your sleeve, and reacting to moments of great sentiment with a joke. Or as we used to call them: men."

Coulter: "I'm not going to be lectured to."

Coulter: "When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes."

Coulter: "I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote."

Coulter: "If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?"

Coulter: "Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

Coulter: "Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening', you know the answer is going to be pretty clear."

Coulter: "If all Christians and Jews tithed their income as the Bible commands, every poor person would be cared for, every naked person clothed, and every hungry person fed."

Coulter: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."

Coulter: "Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy."

Coulter: "We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote."

Coulter: "The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control."

Coulter: "Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole."

Coulter: "Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate."

Coulter: "If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does."

Coulter: "What happens is, illegal immigrants can run across the border, drop a baby, and say, 'Ha-ha, there's nothing you can do now. My kid's an American citizen.' Well, that wasn't the intent of the 14th Amendment. Americans would not agree with that. It creates a horrible incentive."

Coulter: "Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant."

Coulter: "We know gang members are pouring across the border and filling up our prisons. We have a huge drug problem in this country now in places that never had an opiate problem. Why is that? Because this is brought in - because we do not have a border."

Coulter: "If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon."

Coulter: "Admittedly, no Republican can get elected statewide in California anymore, but nor can what we think of as, nationally, the Democratic Party. There are no Joe Bidens running; it is not working-class Democrats vs. liberal Democrats, or whatever their division is these days. It is Hispanic Democrats vs. Asian Democrats."

Coulter: "While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security."

Coulter: "Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush."

Coulter: "Go to a Cubs game and see how many people are in the stands, because when you can't win, nobody cares anymore."