Vaush: "Relationships are transactional, people want to be satisfied with each other."

Vaush: "Being morally correct isn't enough you have to factually defend your beliefs, for this reason Hasan Piker is morally lucky and he can't take criticism."

Vaush: "I never doubt myself."

Vaush: "Nationalism is a f*cking disease dude, holy sh*t. Holy god, is this how Libertarians feel when they listen to SocDems, because I just want to call him a statist and throw him into a garbage chute, Jesus Christ. What a submissively-minded person."

Vaush: "I chose to major in Sociology instead of Political Science because Political Science was too amoral."

Vaush: "It's been speculated that the ability to understand hypotheticals is one of the greatest catalysts for human intellectual development, like over the past couple 100 years. So people who cant understand or who  reject hypotheticals are operating at a lower evolutionary perspective, than like, us big brained savants in chat."

Vaush: "Destiny is a spiteful contrarian for the sake for the of being a contrarian."

Vaush: “Listen, f*ck the Constitution, too. Did you know the word Poggers doesn’t appear once in the US Constitution? This is not a document that represents the will of its population.”

Vaush: "Why don't you listen to my voice instead of the wet thumping noise of the massive bull fucking your wife in the next room."

Vaush: "Oh, morally, I think you should be shot."

Vaush: "When Marx and following theorists wrote on capitalism they weren't writing 'capitalism and liberalism are worst things to ever happen to humanity, they are the greatest oppression of workers.' No. Marxism is supposed to be an extension of liberalism not a rejection of it, a true promotion of unity, fraternity, and freedom, and liberty, and sh*t. That's what Marxism and that's what leftism is about, it's about bringing the messaging of the liberal movement forward, to make it better, to make it get stronger, to make it true to its principles."

Vaush: "I am legitimately offended that you would try to corrupt my f*cking brain with such a radioactivity stupid argument!"

Vaush: "There is nothing girls love more than someone being extremely annoying."

Vaush: "There is a difference between black women and white women. But they are both women aren't they? So trans women and cis women are different in some respects but they are both equally women. There is a difference between tall and short women. Big boobie, little boobie, and no boobie women. Black and White women but they are all women all the same. Cis woman and trans woman. Curly hair woman and straight hair woman. They are all woman all the same. What is a woman. Anyone who identifies as one."

Vaush: "I don't ever freak out, except, when trans people get mad at my twitter feed."

Vaush: "I'm really never wearing pants unless I'm leaving the house or I'm streaming, I don't know why you would wear pants otherwise. If you have guests over, I guess... which I don't."

[On Elon Musk and his buyout of Twitter]

Vaush: "They just want to rally people around the idea that they're outraged at an oligarchy, when in reality, they just want the oligarchy."

Vaush: "Golfing is bourgeois and disgusting. Mini golf is the sport of the proletariat."

[His response to the question, "So a man with a penis is a woman?"]

Vaush: "No they would have to identify as a woman, in which case they would stop being a man. Women can have penises. Women can have beards. Women can have big fucking dick. However big your dick is, women dick three times as big. Every last one of them. Women can have prostrates. Women can give birth and make other people give birth. Women can be lots of things. All you have to do is identify as one."

[On social media censorship]

Vaush: "Conservatives don't care, they just want more control over who gets banned and who doesn't."

Vaush: "When I was f*cking your mom and your dad, and they were in the throws of pleasure they said some very unkind things about you".

Vaush: "The Myers-Briggs test is just astrology for dudes."