John Mayer
SeFi I-II
Demographics
Gender Male
Birth Name John Clayton Mayer
Birthplace Bridgeport, Connecticut, U.S.
Birth Date October 16, 1977
Ethnicity Jewish, Northwestern European
Father Ashkenazi
Mother English, some Rhenish/Luxembourgish German, Swedish
Nationality American
Career Singer, songwriter, guitarist, record producer
Color Season Dark Winter
Notes and Motifs
Pe popstar
Gamma sensualist
SeFi I-II Unseelie
SeFi I-II Unseelie
SeFi I-II Unseelie
SeFi I-II Unseelie
Mayer: "I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool."
Mayer: "I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get out. That's a blessing, because I never had to lay on my bed staring up at the ceiling going, 'What am I going to do with my life?'"
Mayer: "Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way."
Mayer: "They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side."
Mayer: "Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done."
Mayer: "I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me."
Mayer: "There's a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical."
Mayer: "Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing."
Mayer: "Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day."
Mayer: "I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it."
Mayer: "You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy."
Mayer: "I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist."
Mayer: "Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix."
Mayer: "A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring."
Mayer: "I've never been a bad boy."
Mayer: "I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare."
Mayer: "High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."
Mayer: "Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day."