Davidson: “I’m the most awkward person in the world, but on stage, I’m completely fine. I could run around in a thong and not care.”

Davidson: “My jokes have definitely changed. ‘SNL’ has helped with that, because when you’re on ‘SNL,’ you have to kind of pay attention to the news. I feel like my material has gotten smarter now.”

Davidson: “You can’t say whatever you want on network television.”

Davidson: “I bombed so much as a standup that messing up doesn’t matter to me anymore. I kind of enjoy bombing sometimes – I try and make everybody hate me more. Like, once I know it’s not going well, I can just have fun.”

Davidson: “I feel bad for kids growing up that, like, their favorite rapper is Lil Yachty.”

Davidson: “I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying. Like, I would get a laugh and then keep going and keep going.”

Davidson: “I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day, or else I will lose my mind.”

Davidson: “I don’t let a lot of people know about my dad dying on 9/11. It’s not a way to introduce yourself. So I never told anybody, and then I would do jokes about it… and I think people thought I was lying about it. Which would be crazy!”

Davidson: “I really wish that I was, like, strong enough to not go online.”

Davidson: “'SNL’ has changed my career because it gave it a platform to be seen. And I really feel like the Weekend Update desk is where I am given the opportunity to shine on that show.”

Davidson: “I have no idea how to do sketches, believe it or not.”

Davidson: “I’m not the first person to say this, but communication at ‘SNL’ – I don’t want to say it’s not good, but unless you ask questions, you will not know what’s going on.”

Davidson: “I don’t like going out. I’m more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind of guy. I don’t like leaving; I don’t like talking to people. It gives me anxiety.”

Davidson: “There have been a couple of times when kids that weren’t nice to me in high school are like, 'Hey, man!’ And I’m just like, ‘Yeah. Thank you very much.'”