Disick: "When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me."

Disick: "All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!"

Disick: "I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!"

Disick: "Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent."

Disick: "I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!"

Disick: "I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible."

Disick: "I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country."

Disick: "The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone."

Disick: "I could puke on myself and still be good looking."

Disick: "Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!"

Disick: "I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies."