Harvey: "My calling is to help people, to teach people, to share with people, until I die. I can never stop doing that. I can't, and I don't want to."

Harvey: "A person has to remember that the road to success is always under construction. You have to get that through your head. That it is not easy becoming successful."

Harvey: "I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do."

Harvey: "Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share."

Harvey: "All men can and will change. But there's only one woman we're going to change for."

Harvey: "God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it."

Harvey: "You can't go forward and backwards at the same time."

Harvey: "One of the biggest misconceptions that a woman has is that a man has to accept her the way she is. No, we don't. I don't know who told you that. We like the bright and shiny. If you stop wearing the makeup, stop putting on nail polish, stop wearing high heels, you'll lose us."

Harvey: "You can be happy, or you can be right. If you want to be part of a couple and win every argument, you're in trouble."

Harvey: "I had, like, 11 jobs. I've been fired 11 times! 'Cause I'm not cut for that. You know, I was a great employee, man. Everybody loved me coming to work - I'm singing, tellin' jokes on the assembly line. I was miserable, man. I was dying. I was dying."

Harvey: "I'm not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense."

Harvey: "If you cook something on the show, and I don't like it, I'm going to tell you. I don't understand how you could watch any of these morning shows, and everything everybody cooks is absolutely delicious. Are you kidding me, man?"

Harvey: "You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is."