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This is Larry JIngleberry
This is Larry JIngleberry
Say hi! Hes in jail.
ENTRY one
ENTRY one
So my first day at prison went pretty well! Lots of Granola Bars, cause i'm BEHIND BARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Anyways I get to journal and it gets posted online! Anyways it went beautifully swell, the food is great but I miss Coach Arm. And maybe Master Steckler but not really. Thats pretty much it. Thats enough writing for today, time to turn off the lights!
ENTRY 2
ENTRY 2
its BORING. All I do in this darn place is eat granola bars and write in this journal. Maybe my Larrians will-
This is Flaffy here, we have confiscated Larry's journal for writing about breaking out. We do not want to use this form of self expression for Larry to become a message to breka him out. If you think of breaking Larry out, we will shoot you.
ENTRY #3
ENTRY #3
Okay I've learned my lesson about writing about breaking out. Won't do that again. Good thing though, they opened up the gym! Found myself getting a bit fat after eating all those granola bars so I get to get strong and stuff.
ENTRY fouiR!!!!!!
ENTRY fouiR!!!!!!
Today I realized I could write songs in my journal. Heres a song I wrote. Please don't steal it :(
(verse 1)
My name Larry. Feeling kinda red
Like the color of my shirt and the hair on my head
I'm cooler than Flaffyu, Willy, and Larppy
I'll make them go barfy
(Chorus)
where is Larry? Where is Larry?
Stuck in jail.
Where is Larry? Where is Larry?
Stuck in jail.
[guitar solo]
(Verse 2)
I beet ten thousand flaffians in a fight
A testemant to my big strong might
No one can stop me stronger than an army
Only cause I'm Larry
(Chorus)
where is Larry? Where is Larry?
Stuck in jail.
Where is Larry? Where is Larry?
Stuck in jail.
[kazoo solo]
(outro)
where am I?
How do I get there?
where am I?
How do I get there?
where am I?
How do I get there?
[larry screeching]
Entry 5$
Entry 5$
Today I called this entry 5 dollars, cause in my prison cell a mysterious figure placed 5 whole smackaroos in my jail cell! I'm so happy, I've been waiting for this day my whole prison time. Maybe I could pay for my bail.
UPDATE
They arrested me again for stealing the five bucks from Flaffy after he accedintaly dropped it. >:(
EnTrY SiX 1/2
EnTrY SiX 1/2
I met my new best friend in jail today! Her name is TI84 plus ce graphing caculator. she is a dophin. shes pretty cool. We started a prison riot with all the Larrians in jail. I'm writing this in solitary confiniment.
Entry seven
Entry seven
Flaffy gave me the greatest news EVER today!!!! I heard Coach Arm and Master Steckler got arrested and are going to arrive in jail tommorow! I can't wait to see my bestest friends in the whole wide world tommorow. I'm so excited I could eat a horse!
Entry Eight
Entry Eight
I'm going to let coach arm write this one.
Greetings friends. It is I, Coach arm. Larry told me to write this entry. It is a M day, so gym is going to be outside, in case you were wondering. Yesterday was a crazy day, I remember getting chased by Larppy and William and it was a viracous and cruel fight. And lasted three whole hours of my day. Jail has been alright so far, hanging out with Larry and Master Steckler. Speking of him I'm going to let him write something.
ME MASTER STECKLER. ME IN JAIL WITH LARRY AND COACH ARM. IT LIKE ONE BIG SLEPOVER FOR 10 YEARS! ME HAPPY. ME ALSO MASTR STCKLER
ENTRY NINE
ENTRY NINE
Big interview today. With flaffy I think. Wow, must be a fan! Not much of a suprise though, everyones a fan of me. I think they're going to put it here. Check it out guys! An additonal note: jails been much better with my best friends Coach Arm and Master Steckler. Anyways, its interview time!
Larry Interview 1
Larry Interview 1
Flaffy: Good evening Larry.
Larry: Hello Flaffy.
Flaffy: We are obligated to give you a interview every two weeks to see your progress. First question, so Larry, why did you want to destroy all those Granola Bars?
Larry: I was jealous. That you had all the granola bars and I had no granola bars. So I wanted to destroy them so I could destroy what you leaved and ensure you NEVER EAT A SINGLE GRANOLA BAR AGAIN!
Flaffy: Very well. What did the chicken say to the Steven?
Larry: I- Don't know...
Flaffy: Nothing, because Chickens don't talk! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Larry: I'll kill you!
END OF INTERVIEW.
Entry Ten
Entry Ten
Dear diary, today i took a walk around the prison. It was a walk.
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