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What kind of key does a baker open his door with?
A cookie
Teacher: What are two pronouns
Student: Who? Me?
what is the most expensive kind of cookie?
A fortune cookie
What did the prime-minister say to the politicians?
stop partying around!
A man walked into a bar -
ouch
Why did the bald man stick his head out of the window: A. because he wanted to get fresh (h)air
Your grandfather bought a boat i asked him why did he buy it he said because it said it was on sale
Knock Know who is there the cow The cow who the cow doesn't go who it goes Moo
Knock Knock - Who's there? - the cow - The cow who - the cow doesn't go 'who' it goes 'Moo'
Did you hear about the Kidnapping in school A. he woke up (kid napping)
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!
What is as long a shoe and sounds like a sneeze
Aaa shoe!
How do nuts sneeze?
Cashew
What do sick pare nts make for lunch?
Mac and sneeze !
What are goosebumps for?
To slow down geese!
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it will be a foot!!
What do you call a person with a nose and no body?
Nobody knows??
What do girls wear when it is raining ?
A rain bow
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle!
Why isn't a elevator in a hotel a stable business Because it's always up and down!
Why did the singer buy a ladder?
To reach high notes!
Which basketball player holds water?
The pitcher!
Where do baseball players put their food?
On the plate
patient: doctor, i keep hearing ringing sounds doctor: so answer the phone!
My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year
only 20 20 go!!!
What do girls wear when it is raining ?
A rain bow
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle!
Why isn't a elevator in a hotel a stable business Because it's always up and down!
Why did the singer buy a ladder?
To reach high notes!
Which basketball player holds water?
The pitcher!
Where do baseball players put their food?
On the plate
patient: doctor, i keep hearing ringing sounds doctor: so answer the phone!
My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year
only 20 20 go!!!
Doctor,doctor will i be able to play the violin after the operation
yes of course...
great i never could before!
I always wanted to mary mrs. Right, but i never new her first name was "always"
knock knock!
who's there?
cow says
cow says who?
no silly cow says moo
knock knock!
who's there?
who!
who who?
that's what owl say!
knock knock!
who's there?
ach
ach who?
bless you
knock knock!
who's there?
i am
i am who?
i don't know who are you
knock knock!
who's there?
nobel
nobel who?
no bell that's why i knocked!
knock knock!
who's there?
theodore
theodore who?
theodore wasn't open, so i knocked
knock knock!
who's there?
amos
amos who?
A mosquito
why did the boy throw the watch out the window?
because he wanted to see time fly
What did the appelle say to the banana ?
Nothing appelles do not talk
How many sides does a circle have ?
2 inside and outside
What has 5 toes but is not your foot
My foot
What kind of music does fishermen listen to?
Catchy tunes
Why did the water carrier bring a blue pen to the well?
To draw water
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide🤣
What did one eye say to the other?
Between me and you something smells
What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?
A maybe
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
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