JIGGERBOY
© Renaud Bédard

Jiggerboy Strip #0000029 Merry Christmas (English)

Jiggerboy Strip #0000030 The Day After (English)

Jiggerboy #0000048 The Holiday Season (English Version)

Jiggerboy #0000004 The Bus Stop (English Version)

Jiggerboy #0000018 The Facing (English Version)

Jiggerboy Strip 0000026 The Varnishing (English Version)

Jiggerboy #0000041 The Geography Lesson (English Version)

Jiggerboy Strip 0000050 The Gift (English Version)

Jiggerboy Strip 0000051 The Cleaner (English Version)

Jiggerboy #0000055 The Big Store (English Version)

Jiggerboy #0000063 Toxic Politics (English Version)

Jiggerboy #0000064 Jack LaPalette (Jack The Pallet) Goes Fishing

1. I hope they bite today
2. I'm telling you, it was this big. I don't believe you. Yes. Nonoooooo.
3. So Sonny, do you believe me now?
(To the memory of Jacques Bédard, the original Jack)

Jiggerboy #0000063 Toxic Politics

1. Vote for Me. No vote for Me.
2. No For Me. No for Me Me Me.
3. Not easy to pick your poison.

Jiggerboy #0000062 The Fake News

1. Mr Jiggerboy, what was the specific event that led you to become a candidate in politics; And don't tell me that it was not just one thing, because there is always the famous drop too many, which overflows and pushes people beyond the limit, to decisively take their courage with both hands and to launch oneself into this mysterious world, sometimes very sinister and completely crazy of politics?

2. And since I took so long to ask my question, you only have five seconds to answer, go ahead.

3. Heeeeeeeeeeeeee! Thank you candidate Jiggerboy, it was real nice having a conversation with you; back to the Fake News Central studio.

Jiggerboy #0000061 The Cell Phone Slaves Shop

1. Here is the brand new Abble, even more thin; and it takes even bigger pictures and videos, with all kinds of totally crazy new ringtones.

2. This thing can even play MP3 songs and video games. / But can we telephone with it?

3. Wait, I check. Warning, this cell phone can cook your brain with microwaves, no. Risk of brain cancer, not that. Ummm, good question; Next question please. WARNING: RISK OF RADIATION.

Jiggerboy #0000060 Never Two Without Three

1. I thought all the work was almost completed once again!

2. We start again one more time.

3. The new city song, Again And Again And Again, more expensive for the taxed.

Jiggerboy #0000059 The Electronic Cigarette

1. Did you see my new E-Cigatette?

2. BOOM

3. Don't worry, you still look better without that stupid thing between your teeth

Jiggerboy #0000058 The Golden Sidewalk

1. Your sidewalk is bellow street level. No problem, we start over next week.

2. Long Live Taxpayers!

3. It's going to be the most expensive sidewalk in town, might as well plate it in gold.

Jiggerboy #0000057 The Crooked Post

1. Isn't your post a little crooked?

2. We are working with the new city norms. All crooked!?

3. A picture is worth a thousand words.

Jiggerboy #0000056 The Great Hotel

1. So, tell me about your weekend / Super! We went to the greatest hotel. Spacious room with fireplace. All you can drink. Sparkling. Incredible shows

2. Yesterday night at the WcDonald restaurant / Another cola dear? / Yes my love

3. 3:30am, still at WcDonald / It's The Duck Dance Quack Quack Quack Quack

(Dedicated to the memory of Jacques Bédard)

Jiggerboy #0000055 The Big Store

1. Are you sure you don't want me to sew the hole in your pocket / No! No! It's fine

2. But why are you putting all those candies in your pocket

3. To better find my way back

Jiggerboy #0000054 Technology Bringing People Closer

1. Hello Jiggergirl. You told me you were going to meet me in the shopping center parking lot. Where are you?

2. I am here Jiggerboy, but I don't see you anywhere. Where are you?

3. But I am right heeeeeeeeere / But where is thaaaaaaaaaat

Jiggerboy #0000053 The Language Of Our Home

1. Hey Man! What’s up Man?

2. Man, it seems. You know Man? The thing Man. What is the word Man?

3. How beautiful is the French language. Man Man Man... (Man is an English word, way too often used in every sentence, for lack of more intelligent vocabulary)

Jiggerboy #0000052 The Hammer

1. Even if I have to walk all over everyone. To me the glory

2. To me the fortune. To me all the money

3. To Meeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Help) Dismissed Harassed Abused Robbed Reviled Neglected Abandoned Forgotten

Jiggerboy #0000051 The Cleaner

1. I come to get my coat. And by the way I saw you wear it yesterday at the shopping mall

2. So, here is the bill for the cleaning (Cleaning 20 Rens / And here is the bill for the coat rental (Rental 50 Rens)

3. Therefore, I owe you 30 Rens / Thank you, it was a pleasure. Come Jiggy / WOOF

Jiggerboy #0000050 The Gift

1. Here’s your gift for the gifts exchange

2. Ok I have to go, Merry Christmas

3. By the way, his name is Jiggy / WOOF

Jiggerboy #0000049 The Misunderstanding

1. Look at that / Did you see that beautiful pair of..?

2. WOW! DOUBLE WOW!

3. Now those are super boots

Jiggerboy #0000048 The Holiday Season

1. Merry Christmas ,Joyeux Noël, عيد ميلاد مجيد, С Рождеством, Καλά Χριστούγεννα, Feliz Navidad, Buon Natale, Giáng sinh vui vẻ, 圣诞节快乐, मैरी क्रिसमस

Jiggerboy #0000047 Commute Work Sleep

1. (In the early morning hours) Haaa! Finally! No, not another one in transit

2. It was time. Not too soon

3. (One hour and thirty minutes later) Darn, I missed the subway train. I'm already tired and my day hasn't started yet

Jiggerboy #0000046 The Great Rebirth

1. But what am I seeing. Not possible. It can’t be them. But yes it really is them

2. But Jiggerboy Jiggerbaby, how did you survive the blower

3. Do not worry, it was just simple clones, vulgar illegal copies

Jiggerboy #0000045 The Great Departure

1. HAAAAAAAAAA

2. Ladies and gentlemen, directly live on Jigger City TV, we just witnessed a real carnage, a genuine scene of horror with our two heroes devoured by a snow blower, and with all the dumb bad luck in the world, right in the middle of the summer

3. What a tragedy. What will happen now to our great nation without our favorite heroes? What will happen to all of us? (To be continued)

Jiggerboy #0000045 The Great Departure (Preview)

1. HAAAAAAAAAA / ?

2. ?

3. ? To be contined

Jiggerboy #0000044 The Great Return

1. Ladies and gentlemen we are presently at the Jigger City Airport where we are still waiting for the great return of Jiggerboy and Jiggerbaby after a long absence

2. And finally, here they are, they are coming towards us. What a joy and happiness in the crowd. The atmosphere is electrified

3. But what is this out of control vehicle? WATCH OUT (To be continued)

Jiggerboy #0000043 The Post Office

1. Hi! What is your fastest delivery? I am extremely in a hurry

2. We have the super express delivery for just a half a Ren (Currency in Renaudland)

3. Sold!

Jiggerboy #0000042 The Coffee Shop

1. Hello Sir! Would you like a little coffee perhaps? / With pleasure

2. And what kind of coffee you want?

3. Me I only drink NONSTOP coffee. NONSTOP! NONSTOP! NONSTOP!

Jiggerboy #0000041 The Geography Course

1. So my ignorant bunch. Listen well my little rascals. Here is the map of the entire world.

2. And here you have the Americas. The North and the South

3. And now the Caribbean.

Jiggerboy #0000040 Where Is Jiggerboy

1. Where did this little rascal go again?

2. Hooooeyyyyyy! Jiggerboy! Jiggerbaby! Where are you?

3. But where did they all go?

Jiggerboy #0000039 General PiPo

1. After the garbage bags police

2. Here's the police of all polices

3. And be careful. No more than 30 seconds. We are watching you. Smile at the camera

Jiggerboy #0000038 Sugar Shack All You Can Eat

1. This year, they're really not going to make a penny out of me

2. Look, I already started my rinds (Christ ears) earrings to go

3. All you can eat roast beef, I adore! But lets be reasonable, I'll take only for three months

Jiggerboy #0000037 The Great Crossing

1. Following my great trip across the world, despite me, it came to me the idea of twinning with China

2. We will work together to plug all those nasty holes/4229, 6924, 9050

3. So here is our new trainee coming directly from Shanghai, Lifting Ming Ping Ding/That’s weird, this guy reminds me of someone

Jiggerboy #0000036 The World Upside Down

1. I feel something slipping underneath/292 holes, 524 holes, 727 holes

2. Haaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa

3. (Somewhere in China) Whew! But where am I?

Jiggerboy #0000035 The Layer Of The Holes

1. While our heroes are in the holes

2. I’ll give them holes

3. Ohhhh the nice holes, I will count them. 1, 2. Heeeee 4. Heeeee 32, 60. What comes after?

Jiggerboy #0000034 The Holes

1. Good! What else is there to do?

2. Haaaaaaaaaaaa

3. But what are all these holes? (To Continue)

Jiggerboy #0000033 The Stepladder

1. I present to you my cousin, Ladderboy/Hello

2. By the way, why are you wearing roller skates?

3. Because I have to be everywhere at the same time. Three employees are fighting over me. Quick, I have to go/See you on the next fight

(Dedicated to the people living pressure of employers without being equipped properly)

Jiggerboy #0000032 The Bag

1. Would you like a bag for 5 cents extra?

2. No thanks! I’ll put them in my pockets

3. I’ll show them 5 cents for a bag. What else 10 cents for air?

Jiggerboy #0000031 Happy New Year

1. Attention dear costumers, the store will close in 10 minutes

2. Attention dear costumers, the store will close in 5 minutes

3. Attention dear costumers, the stores' doors are presently closed, you are now locked in. Until 2014

Jiggerboy #0000030 The Day After

1. What a horror this tie. Quick, to the exchange counter. And Hurry!

2. (The joys of the 26 of December)

3. I never seen her, and she didn't see me

Jiggerboy #0000029 Merry Christmas

1. (The evening of December 24, 11:45pm) I have the impression that I forgot something

2. Yes! Yes! I feel that something is wrong/ The mustache? Non! But what then?

3. Shucks! The gifts!

Jiggerboy #0000029 Merry Christmas (Preview)

1. (The evening of December 24, 11:45pm) I have the impression that I forgot something

2. Yes! Yes! I feel that something is wrong/?

3. To be continued, December 24 2013

Jiggerboy #0000028 The Return Of The Terrible Child

1. We’ll break the house down/ Yeah we’ll show them what we can do

2. (To which season its craziness)

3. Kaboom! Ouch! My leg/It seems that Santa Claus has arrived early this year Jiggerbaby (as in Santa's sleigh riding in)

Jiggerboy #0000027 Miss Planchette

(Planche means board, as in Miss Boardette)

1. Have you seen the new skateboard path/Where? In the park?/No! Even better, at my work

2. They even supply the boards for free/But this is extraordinary

3. On top of that, they pay us/WOW! so Cool!

Jiggerboy #0000026 The Varnishing

1. (Fine Art Gallery 2:30pm) Well Not so great. Not even in my bathroom/The artist worked a long time; You should apologize Jiggerbaby

2. Excuse me Ms. I would like to speak to the artist

3. Haaa! A fan/Well, I would like to apologize for saying that I wouldn't even hang your paintings in my toilette

Jiggerboy #0000025 The Hideout

1. Where did everybody go?

2. Ok he's leaving

3. So who's turn was it?

Jiggerboy #0000024 The Subway

1. (Formosa Boulevard Station Kaohsiung China) Wow! Spectacular!

2. (Komsomolskaya Station Moscow Russia) Extraordinary station! As Pretty as a castle

3. (Berri-UQAM Station Montreal Quebec Canada) Apparently, not all subways are alike. This must be what they call the Third World

Jiggerboy #0000023 The Halloween

1. Look, they’re all disguised

2. Oh what a pretty costume

3. No, this one in not disguised. He’s like this everyday, 100% natural

Jiggerboy #0000022 The Nosy

1. What’s you’re doing? You can’t do it like this

2. Why you’re doing this? it’s not like that

3. Quick, Quick, before he sees my mess

Jiggerboy #0000021 The Dream (Hélène Rest In Peace)

1. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

2. Haaaaaaaaaa! I'm falling! Help!

3. Baby/Ooof! It was only a dream

Jiggerboy #0000020 The Paternity

1. Sooooo, when are you coming back?/Not sure

2. How come? Haven’t got over the birth of your first baby? Was there any complications?

3. Yes! With all this time at home doing nothing, I gained a bit of weight and people think I'm the pregnant one

Jiggerboy #0000019 The Beast

1. Red alert! red alert! GorillaLola has escaped from her cage! To all the personal, beware, the beast is loose

2. Quick we most find her before a costumer approach her

3. But Miss, I was just asking a question about warranties

Jiggerboy #0000018 The Facing

1. Facing! Facing! Facing Go! Go! Go! No giving up!
2. Here all is OK
3. (Two hours later) Everything is superb/ Perfect we close
Definition of Facing: To advance products on store shelves and put everything back in their proper places

Jiggerboy #0000017 The Labyrinth

1. What’s going on?/It’s blocked?/How come?

2. I heard that a smarty-pants transformed the whole store into a real Labyrinth to prevent costumers from leaving before spending all their money, till the last pennies

3. We’re still waiting for the police intervention team and the army to get all those people out/ And the poor ones aren’t even allowed water

Jiggerboy #0000016 The Map

1. Captain we have an engine problem

2. Finally we’re arriving/Not too soon

3. Lucky we brought the map along to find our way

Jiggerboy #0000015 More Rain

1. I think it’s going to rain

2. Don’t say that! Not again?/Yes I can smell it

3. At least it’s not snowing

Jiggerboy #0000014 The Colonel America

1. Colonel America we need your help/I will do my best

2. Gifts! Who wants gifts? Tons of gifts! Follow me!

3. Where are the gifts?/Over there, one at a time, just fill up a little survey

Jiggerboy #0000013 The Birds

1. What a catastrophe, there are giant street pothole (Turkey nests) this year

2. (The hell of Alfred Hitchcock) God, what an horror, it’s a real invasion

3. Darn, and I forgot my superhero costume at home (To be continued)

Jiggerboy #0000012 The Chicken Hunt

(French translation of street pothole is “Nid De Poule” meaning Chicken nest)

1. (In Montréal since a very long time, every Spring marks the opening of the traditional Chicken hunt)

2. Ha Haaaaa! Here’s finally one of those villain beasts

3. Help Me! I feel into a nest

Jiggerboy #0000011 The Sugar Shack

1. (All you can eat buffet) And it’s only the first trip

2. Fourth serving. They’ll never make a penny of profit with me

3. (Did you survive the Sugar shack of 2013?) And now to the desserts

Jiggerboy #0000010 Happy Easter

1. (Easter Sunday) What time does it open today?/Sorry it’s closed for the day

2. It’s Closed today/But it’s just to exchange my little thing/I said it’s closed/Just this/Closed

3. It’s closed/But what are you doing here today?/Me, I’m doing hours in overtime

Jiggerboy #0000009 The Cell Phone

1. (Bathroom 9:45am) Finish, Flushhhhhh/Ring Ring/Hello Wooooops! Not in the toilette bowl. Plouf. S H ! T

2. Hello Jiggerboy, it’s me Jiggergirl. Where are you? I can’t hear you well. We’ll meet at bbbbbb, at the corner of bbbbbbbbb and bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

3. Hello Hello. Too late she sank. Tomorrow she’ll kill me

Jiggerboy #0000008 The Thing

1. (9:45am Operation Cleaning) I love to pass my little duster. La la la

2. Now to the dust motes under the bed; But what is that?

3. Ha! Help! It’s alive

Jiggerboy #0000007 The Great Democracy

1. I vote Yes/Me I vote no/I said yes/Me I said no

2. I am for/And me against/I said for/And I said against

3. (The pleasures of democracy) Ok guys, it’s not finished yet. Today pizza, and tomorrow we’ll order the chicken

Jiggerboy #0000006 The New Lifter

1. Have you seen the new guy?/Yes. Who does he think he is with his little toys?

2. I am called Jiggergadget and I work on Plutonium-240. I have a multifunction scanner. And on top of that I have integrated Facebook with a beer distributor and a cappuccino machine

3. And with all this, you still manage to roll a bit?/Heeeeeeeeu… No, but I vote a lot on my own surveys

Jiggerboy #0000006 The New Lifter (Preview)

1. Have you seen the new guy?/Yes. Who does he think he is with his little toys?

2. I am called Jiggergadget/To be continued ?

3. ?

Jiggerboy #0000005 The Great Brooms

(French translation for brooms is Balais, which sounds like Ballets)

1. Alright, it’s lunch, to the soup

2. You do the brooms like that that and that, understood?/Yes boss, no problems

3. (One hour later) Ouch! What is that thing?

Jiggerboy #0000004 The Bus Stop

1. Is the bus coming or not?/Patience Jiggerbaby, it will come

2. Darn, an other bus in transit

3. (Midnight) It’s starting to get a bit late, don’t you thing Jiggerboy?/Don’t worry, I told you it will come

Jiggerboy #0000003 The Pastry Shop

1. (6:10pm) Hi, Is there any Croissants?/Non/Cakes or something else fresh?/ There’s nothing left

2. And these small cookies?/They’re only decorative

3. And you close at 9:00 tonight?/Yes that’s right/Alright

Jiggerboy #0000002 The Survey

1. So, what are you doing today Jiggergirl?

2. I'm voting on my own surveys to win the great contest. I filled out 250 only today

3. And the big winner is Miss Jiggergirl "Lets all applaud her" (Diploma for excellence in Costumer service) DollarPlus (Cheap discount store)

Jiggerboy #0000001 The Rumor

1. Hey Jiggerboy, have you heard the last one?/No, tell me Lifty

2. It seems that…/No, really? no kidding? that’s crazy

3. Not finished yet the rumors or rumors of diversion