Race 9 - 2022

iStock Racing Series

In the media this week...

  • PRESS RELEASE: "Welcome one and all to the greatest sHow of all of racing history: The BrakEs are Gone! Tonight we'Ll have a sPecial guest! Some of you may have heard rumours, but I confIrm thAt we have the one and only Airen Slipper here with us! AMong the topics we'll be covering are: WHat are the Slippers's gOalS? WhaT cAn we expect in the future? Can we expect our favourite drivers to brinG homE the victory? An finally, do the lastest rumours have any legiti-" The transmition cuts out.
  • PRESS RELEASE: Today we investigate the mysteriosly average life of Primeval Revenant. This completely average guy leads an obnoxiously normal life with nothing of interesting in it. Join us as we follow along in this utterly unengaging adven-... Who the hell switched the scripts?! This was supposed to be a section about Ragnar Slipper's latest performance in the racetrack, not some random crappy fiction! Who the hell thought this would be a funny prank to do live?!
  • Ariel Pryde uses poorly-chosen words about several of the other drivers, which unfortunately gets replayed on national sports TV shows.
  • Jack Carmichael gets thrown down the order for a rules violation right at the start of the session.
  • Daniel Burman seems happy enough. "The fans have been great, really supportive. We just wanna live UP to that support and bring 'em a win this weekend, if we can."
  • Baker Mudfield feels okay with where he is after a tough week. "Wanna thank the team for stickin' with us this week, it's been up and down; we'll get it together on race day."
  • Ivan Bender has a bad session. "You hate to blame the conditions for not doing well, but I do think there were problems. It's our job, though, to work through it."
  • Yokum Schmidt also seems down. "Some days you get the breaks, some days you don't. Seemed today like anything that COULD go wrong, DID."
  • Kieran Easter looks good during a press conference, but his qualifying performance doesn't match up.
  • Foggy Cockburn has a solid week "We made some changes underneath, and you can see--it worked, I think. Now we'll see what happens."
  • Fireplug Fitzpatrick has some positivity considering his middle of the pack "We got here a little late, and some of our people were off their game, so it took some timeā€”but we got it together, I think."
  • Jac Houns has an ugly confrontation with a taunting fan, drenching them in their protein drink as she pushes past them.

qualifying results

1st -- Avianna Muir

3rd -- Foggy Cockburn

5th -- Ragnar Slipper

7th -- Dallas Law

9th -- Victor Lucky

11th -- Franceso Rivera

13th -- Marthis Fiino

15th -- Toben Shearshanks

17th -- Jac Houns

19th -- Daniel Burman

21st -- Racina Honkslams

23rd -- Hunky Davis

25th -- Jay Wolff

27th -- Corey Creek

29th -- Turk Hossbender

31st -- Gunther Heindrickson

33rd -- Randy Flamethrower

35th -- Ozama Takeshi

37th -- Jack Carmichael

39th -- Ivan Bender

41st -- Airen Slipper

43rd -- AI Kraken





2nd -- Angelina Muir

4th -- Shiva Choi

6th -- Cariano Drivemans

8th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

10th -- Lars Ungar

12th -- Ariel Pryde

14th -- Andrew Fiddler

16th -- Varalia Spiders

18th -- Kieran Easter

20th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

22nd -- Jane Kinglet

24th -- Drew Breezus

26th -- Jacklyn Newton

28th -- Flash Finley

30th -- Xander Louis

32nd -- Leapfrog Jones

34th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

36th -- Baker Mudfield

38th -- Yokum Schmidt

40th -- Sally Seal

42nd -- Selinia Spiders

RACE 9 - 2022 - 20 turns

banamex 200

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Remember that each turn is 10 miles, and is represented by the skill being checked and the group of drivers being checked. With regards to groups, 1st - 7th is TOP, 8th - 19th is MIDDLE and 20th and below is BOTTOM.

TURN 1 - SMART - MIDDLE - Andrew Fiddler fails to overtake Cariano Drivemans. Ariel Pryde stays put. Lars Ungar fails to move. Dr. Strangeloaf stays where they are.

TURN 2 - STAR - TOP - Dallas Law fails to move. Cariano Drivemans fails to overtake Avianna Muir. Ragnar Slipper can't get the job done. Foggy Cockburn (3) settles in, waits, then passes Avianna Muir and moves to #1.

TURN 3 - DUEL - Angelina Muir decides against a duel against her sister, as they currently sit second and third.

TURN 4 - STAR - MIDDLE - Daniel Burman (19) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Shiva Choi and moves to #4. Jac Houns (18) squeezes out Angelina Muir and moves to #3. Varalia Spiders (18) dummies Daniel Burman and moves to #5. Toben Shearshanks fails to move up. Andrew Fiddler stays put. Marthis Fiino fails to get enough of a push to move up. Victor Lucky fails to overtake Shiva Choi.

TURN 5 - STAR - TOP - Daniel Burman fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Varalia Spiders fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Jac Houns (3) gets a good run, drafts past Foggy Cockburn and moves to #1.

TURN 6 - SMART - MIDDLE - Andrew Fiddler (17) squeezes out Shiva Choi and moves to #7. Ariel Pryde fails to move. Lars Ungar fails to get enough of a push to move up. Dr. Strangeloaf (12) side drafts and passes Andrew Fiddler and moves to #7. Cariano Drivemans fails to get enough of a push to move up. Ragnar Slipper (10) dummies Avianna Muir and moves to #3.

TURN 7 - PIT TURN - Dallas Law (12) gains a boost from fast pit. Victor Lucky (13) gains a boost from fast pit. Shiva Choi (14) gains a boost from fast pit. Cariano Drivemans (15) gains a boost from fast pit. Avianna Muir (4) gains a boost from fast pit. Varalia Spiders (6) gains a boost from fast pit. Jac Houns (1) gains a boost from fast pit. Daniel Burman attempts to take the lead from Jac Houns. Daniel Burman (6) takes the lead from Jac Houns.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 1:

1st -- Daniel Burman

3rd -- Avianna Muir

5th -- Foggy Cockburn

7th -- Angelina Muir

9th -- Victor Lucky

11th -- Cariano Drivemans

13th -- Andrew Fiddler

15th -- Franceso Rivera

17th -- Marthis Fiino

19th -- Kieran Easter

21st -- Racina Honkslams

23rd -- Hunky Davis

25th -- Jay Wolff

27th -- Corey Creek

29th -- Turk Hossbender

31st -- Gunther Heindrickson

33rd -- Randy Flamethrower

35th -- Ozama Takeshi

37th -- Jack Carmichael

39th -- Ivan Bender

41st -- Airen Slipper

43rd -- AI Kraken

2nd -- Jac Houns

4th -- Varalia Spiders

6th -- Ragnar Slipper

8th -- Dallas Law

10th -- Shiva Choi

12th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

14th -- Lars Ungar

16th -- Ariel Pryde

18th -- Toben Shearshanks

20th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

22nd -- Jane Kinglet

24th -- Drew Breezus

26th -- Jacklyn Newton

28th -- Flash Finley

30th -- Xander Louis

32nd -- Leapfrog Jones

34th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

36th -- Baker Mudfield

38th -- Yokum Schmidt

40th -- Sally Seal

42nd -- Selinia Spiders

TURN 8 - REFLEX - MIDDLE - Avianna Muir uses their performance boost to defend against Kieran Easter. Toben Shearshanks stays where they are. Marthis Fiino can't get the job done. Varalia Spiders uses their performance boost to defend against Lars Ungar. Andrew Fiddler fails to move. Jac Houns uses their performance boost to defend against Cariano Drivemans. Shiva Choi (10) squeezes out Avianna Muir and moves to #3. Dallas Law uses their performance boost to attack. Dallas Law (9) cleanly passes Jac Houns and moves to #2.

TURN 9 - REFLEX - MIDDLE - Kieran Easter (19) cleanly passes Varalia Spiders and moves to #6. Toben Shearshanks (19) overtakes Jac Houns and moves to #3. Marthis Fiino (19) passes and holds position from Dallas Law and moves to #2. Lars Ungar fails to overtake Marthis Fiino. Andrew Fiddler isn't quick enough to move up. Shiva Choi uses their performance boost to defend against Cariano Drivemans. Angelina Muir (12) overtakes Marthis Fiino and moves to #2.

TURN 10 - STAR - TOP - Jac Houns stays where they are. Toben Shearshanks fails to move. Dallas Law fails to overtake Daniel Burman. Marthis Fiino (3) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Daniel Burman and moves to #1.

TURN 11 - TV - MIDDLE - Ariel Pryde fails to overtake Toben Shearshanks. Ragnar Slipper (12) surges past Angelina Muir and moves to #3. Foggy Cockburn (12) squeezes out Dallas Law and moves to #5. Kieran Easter isn't quick enough to move up.

TURN 12 - HEAT - MIDDLE - Ariel Pryde fails to overtake Toben Shearshanks. Franceso Rivera (18) bangs past Ragnar Slipper and moves to #3. Andrew Fiddler (17) surges past Angelina Muir and moves to #5. Dr. Strangeloaf (17) settles in, waits, then passes Foggy Cockburn and moves to #7. Cariano Drivemans uses their performance boost to attack. Cariano Drivemans (17) sells a dummy, sails past Ragnar Slipper and moves to #4. Victor Lucky uses their performance boost to attack. Victor Lucky (17) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Cariano Drivemans and moves to #4. Varalia Spiders (17) goes low and passes Ragnar Slipper and moves to #6. Shiva Choi fails to move.

TURN 13 - CONTROL - TOP - Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Marthis Fiino. Varalia Spiders fails to overtake Marthis Fiino. Victor Lucky can't get the job done. Daniel Burman (2) dummies Marthis Fiino and moves to #1.

TURN 14 - TV - TOP - Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Daniel Burman.

TURN 15 - SMART - TOP - Ragnar Slipper (7) just about fits past Daniel Burman and moves to #1. Cariano Drivemans (6) overtakes Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1.

TURN 16 - SKILL - TOP - Varalia Spiders fails to overtake Cariano Drivemans. Victor Lucky fails to get enough of a push to move up. Franceso Rivera stays put. Daniel Burman fails to overtake Cariano Drivemans. Ragnar Slipper (2) overtakes Cariano Drivemans and moves to #1.

TURN 17 - PIT TURN - Ragnar Slipper (1) gains a boost from fast pit. Foggy Cockburn (11) gains a boost from fast pit. Ariel Pryde (19) gains a boost from fast pit. Baker Mudfield (36) gains a boost from fast pit. Yokum Schmidt (38) gains a boost from fast pit. Ivan Bender (39) gains a boost from fast pit. Airen Slipper (41) gains a boost from fast pit. Varalia Spiders attempts to take the lead from Ragnar Slipper. Ragnar Slipper uses their performance boost to defend.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 2:

1st -- Ragnar Slipper

3rd -- Daniel Burman

5th -- Marthis Fiino

7th -- Varalia Spiders

9th -- Ariel Pryde

11th -- Angelina Muir

13th -- Avianna Muir

15th -- Jac Houns

17th -- Dallas Law

19th -- Lars Ungar

21st -- Yokum Schmidt

23rd -- Airen Slipper

25th -- Racina Honkslams

27th -- Hunky Davis

29th -- Jay Wolff

31st -- Corey Creek

33rd -- Turk Hossbender

35th -- Gunther Heindrickson

37th -- Randy Flamethrower

39th -- Ozama Takeshi

41st -- Sally Seal

43rd -- AI Kraken


2nd -- Cariano Drivemans

4th -- Franceso Rivera

6th -- Victor Lucky

8th -- Foggy Cockburn

10th -- Andrew Fiddler

12th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

14th -- Kieran Easter

16th -- Shiva Choi

18th -- Toben Shearshanks

20th -- Baker Mudfield

22nd -- Ivan Bender

24th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

26th -- Jane Kinglet

28th -- Drew Breezus

30th -- Jacklyn Newton

32nd -- Flash Finley

34th -- Xander Louis

36th -- Leapfrog Jones

38th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

40th -- Jack Carmichael

42nd -- Selinia Spiders

TURN 18 - TV - TOP - Daniel Burman (3) dummies Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1.

TURN 19 - CONTROL - TOP - Varalia Spiders fails to overtake Daniel Burman. Victor Lucky (6) surges past Daniel Burman and moves to #1. Ragnar Slipper (3) just about fits past Victor Lucky and moves to #1.

TURN 20 - STAR - MIDDLE - Toben Shearshanks (18) cleanly passes Daniel Burman and moves to #3. Dallas Law fails to get enough of a push to move up. Jac Houns (16) overtakes Cariano Drivemans and moves to #5. Andrew Fiddler fails to overtake Toben Shearshanks. Foggy Cockburn uses their performance boost to attack. Foggy Cockburn (10) goes high past Franceso Rivera and moves to #7.

RAGNAR SLIPPER WINS THE BANAMEX 200 - the second win of his career!

FINAL CLASSIFICATION:

1st -- Ragnar Slipper

3rd -- Toben Shearshanks

5th -- Jac Houns

7th -- Foggy Cockburn

9th -- Marthis Fiino

11th -- Ariel Pryde

13th -- Angelina Muir

15th -- Avianna Muir

17th -- Shiva Choi

19th -- Lars Ungar

21st -- Yokum Schmidt

23rd -- Airen Slipper

25th -- Racina Honkslams

27th -- Hunky Davis

29th -- Jay Wolff

31st -- Corey Creek

33rd -- Turk Hossbender

35th -- Gunther Heindrickson

37th -- Randy Flamethrower

39th -- Ozama Takeshi

41st -- Sally Seal

43rd -- AI Kraken

2nd -- Victor Lucky

4th -- Daniel Burman

6th -- Cariano Drivemans

8th -- Franceso Rivera

10th -- Varalia Spiders

12th -- Andrew Fiddler

14th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

16th -- Kieran Easter

18th -- Dallas Law

20th -- Baker Mudfield

22nd -- Ivan Bender

24th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

26th -- Jane Kinglet

28th -- Drew Breezus

30th -- Jacklyn Newton

32nd -- Flash Finley

34th -- Xander Louis

36th -- Leapfrog Jones

38th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

40th -- Jack Carmichael

42nd -- Selinia Spiders

  • Feud updates:
  • Racina Honkslams is angry with Corey Creek for their late crash in Week 2.
  • Airen Slipper and Ragnar Slipper are very unhappy due to the fist fight between their crews in Week 3.
  • Foggy Cockburn is still fuming with Victor Lucky for putting him out of the race in Week 4.
  • Cariano Drivemans remains very unhappy with Ivan Bender, after Ivan put her off the track in Week 5.
  • Angelina Muir has issues with Selinia Spiders after a duel in Week 7.

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