Race 8 - 2022

iStock Racing Series

In the media this week...

  • PRESS RELEASE: Cariano Drivemans suffers an APOCALYPTIC heartfailure as TWO of his backup hearts fail in rapid succession! Thankfully his primary heart, a converted BULL'S HEART was able to maintain the violent blood pressure. Surgery followed, which successfully replaced the hearts with new ones, but sadly at the cost of one surgeon's life. A spout of highly pressurized blood struck him in the neck, severed an artery and killed him. His family was tearfully grateful to receive a sloppy autograph and cheap plastic Cariano Drivemans memorabilia.
  • PRESS RELEASE: HAS STOCK CAR RACING GONE TOO FAR? The diplomatic immunity granted to Racina Honkslams so that she may continue to race in the 2022 season of STOCK CAR RACING has given a deranged, bestial killer free reign to continue her reign of terror and bloodshed. But is it worth it? Tonight! An interview with the widow of AlbĂ©r Croinshawnt, the man who died as a most unfortunate hood ornament for Racina in the 2021 Ton Agron track race.
  • Xander Louis is delighted with second on the grid. "It's great day for our sponsors, a great day for us ALL, and we're excited about the race!"
  • Ozama Takeshi's main sponsor is caught up in a scandal, and a negative vibe follows the team around all week.
  • Airen Slipper's crew are shown publicly falling out in a local pub.
  • Dr. Strangeloaf performs badly. "I'm disappointed, yes. There's lots of factors, but bottom line is it falls on me to get it done."
  • Foggy Cockburn takes part in a charity event for Captain Admiral's Foundation for Children.
  • Race Practice results: A permanent improvement for Victor Lucky, with a temporary boost for Jac Houns.

qualifying results

1st -- Cariano Drivemans

3rd -- Drew Breezus

5th -- Toben Shearshanks

7th -- Corey Creek

9th -- Kieran Easter

11th -- Ragnar Slipper

13th -- Turk Hossbender

15th -- Daniel Burman

17th -- Leapfrog Jones

19th -- Foggy Cockburn

21st -- Hunky Davis

23rd -- Victor Lucky

25th -- Jac Houns

27th -- Jane Kinglet

29th -- Shiva Choi

31st -- Cucumbers Caulfield

33rd -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

35th -- Yokum Schmidt

37th -- Airen Slipper

39th -- Racina Honkslams

41st -- Randy Flamethrower

43rd -- Baker Mudfield





2nd -- Xander Louis

4th -- Avianna Muir

6th -- Sally Seal

8th -- Lars Ungar

10th -- Franceso Rivera

12th -- Ozama Takeshi

14th -- Selinia Spiders

16th -- Varalia Spiders

18th -- Ivan Bender

20th -- Ariel Pryde

22nd -- Andrew Fiddler

24th -- Marthis Fiino

26th -- Dallas Law

28th -- AI Kraken

30th -- Angelina Muir

32nd -- Jay Wolff

34th -- Flash Finley

36th -- Jacklyn Newton

38th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

40th -- Gunther Heindrickson

42nd -- Jack Carmichael

RACE 8 - 2022 - 25 turns

HONDA UK 250

KNOCKHILL, SCOTLAND

Remember that each turn is 10 miles, and is represented by the skill being checked and the group of drivers being checked. With regards to groups, 1st - 7th is TOP, 8th - 19th is MIDDLE and 20th and below is BOTTOM.

TURN 1 - SMART - TOP - Corey Creek (7) gets a good run, drafts past Cariano Drivemans and moves to #1. Sally Seal fails to overtake Corey Creek. Xander Louis can't get the job done.

TURN 2 - HEAT - MIDDLE - Ivan Bender (18) just about fits past Xander Louis and moves to #3. Varalia Spiders (17) bangs past Drew Breezus and moves to #5. Selinia Spiders (16) overtakes Cariano Drivemans and moves to #2. Ragnar Slipper fails to move up. Franceso Rivera stays put.

TURN 3 - TV - BOTTOM - Racina Honkslams fails to overtake Turk Hossbender. Dr. Strangeloaf fails to overtake Ragnar Slipper. Airen Slipper (37) bangs past Sally Seal and moves to #10.

TURN 4 - REFLEX - MIDDLE - Leapfrog Jones fails to overtake Cariano Drivemans. Daniel Burman fails to overtake Selinia Spiders. Turk Hossbender (17) bangs past Varalia Spiders and moves to #6. Ozama Takeshi stays put. Kieran Easter stays where they are. Lars Ungar fails to move up. Toben Shearshanks (10) side drafts and passes Varalia Spiders and moves to #7. Avianna Muir (10) side drafts and passes Toben Shearshanks and moves to #7.

TURN 5 - STAR - TOP - Turk Hossbender isn't quick enough to move up. Xander Louis fails to get enough of a push to move up. Ivan Bender (4) goes high past Corey Creek and moves to #1. Cariano Drivemans stays where they are. Selinia Spiders (3) settles in, waits, then passes Ivan Bender and moves to #1.

TURN 6 - PROBLEM - Ariel Pryde, in 21st place, says the engine is running too hot. They pit to try a repair and eventually do get running again.

TURN 7 - PIT TURN - Sally Seal (8) gains a boost from fast pit. Airen Slipper (11) gains a boost from fast pit. Varalia Spiders (13) gains a boost from fast pit. Leapfrog Jones (19) gains a boost from fast pit. Ivan Bender (2) gains a boost from fast pit. Xander Louis (5) gains a boost from fast pit. Ivan Bender attempts to take the lead from Selinia Spiders. Ivan Bender stays where they are.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 1:

1st -- Selinia Spiders

3rd -- Xander Louis

5th -- Cariano Drivemans

7th -- Avianna Muir

9th -- Airen Slipper

11th -- Leapfrog Jones

13th -- Drew Breezus

15th -- Kieran Easter

17th -- Ragnar Slipper

19th -- Daniel Burman

21st -- Hunky Davis

23rd -- Victor Lucky

25th -- Jac Houns

27th -- Jane Kinglet

29th -- Shiva Choi

31st -- Cucumbers Caulfield

33rd -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

35th -- Yokum Schmidt

37th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

39th -- Gunther Heindrickson

41st -- Jack Carmichael

43rd -- Ariel Pryde

2nd -- Ivan Bender

4th -- Corey Creek

6th -- Turk Hossbender

8th -- Sally Seal

10th -- Varalia Spiders

12th -- Lars Ungar

14th -- Toben Shearshanks

16th -- Franceso Rivera

18th -- Ozama Takeshi

20th -- Foggy Cockburn

22nd -- Andrew Fiddler

24th -- Marthis Fiino

26th -- Dallas Law

28th -- AI Kraken

30th -- Angelina Muir

32nd -- Jay Wolff

34th -- Flash Finley

36th -- Jacklyn Newton

38th -- Racina Honkslams

40th -- Randy Flamethrower

42nd -- Baker Mudfield

TURN 8 - TV - TOP - Cariano Drivemans fails to move up. Xander Louis uses their performance boost to attack. Xander Louis (3) goes high past Selinia Spiders and moves to #1.

TURN 9 - PROBLEM - Avianna Muir, in 7th place, blows a tire and slides into the group ahead on a corner! They hit Corey Creek and Turk Hossbender as they slide from the track. Selinia Spiders and Cariano escape trouble, as does Ivan Bender.

TURN 10 - YELLOW FLAG - Hossbender is beached in the gravel - he is out!

TURN 11 - YELLOW FLAG - There is no movement of cars as the debris is cleared and the track checked.

TURN 12 - TV - MIDDLE - Foggy Cockburn fails to move. Ozama Takeshi can't get the job done.

TURN 13 - STAR - TOP - Varalia Spiders uses their performance boost to attack. Varalia Spiders (7) overtakes Xander Louis and moves to #1. Airen Slipper uses their performance boost to attack. Airen Slipper (7) breezes past Varalia Spiders and moves to #1. Sally Seal uses their performance boost to attack. Sally Seal (7) breezes past Airen Slipper and moves to #1. Cariano Drivemans (7) passes and holds position from Sally Seal and moves to #1. Ivan Bender fails to move up. Selinia Spiders (6) goes low and passes Cariano Drivemans and moves to #1.

TURN 14 - STAR - TOP - Ivan Bender (7) passes and holds position from Selinia Spiders and moves to #1. Xander Louis stays put. Varalia Spiders (6) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Ivan Bender and moves to #1. Airen Slipper (6) cleanly passes Varalia Spiders and moves to #1. Sally Seal fails to overtake Airen Slipper. Cariano Drivemans (5) passes and holds position from Airen Slipper and moves to #1.

TURN 15 - PROBLEM - Leapfrog Jones, in 8th place, has an alternator problem and they pit to try a repair. They are successful.

TURN 16 - PROBLEM - AI Kraken, in 24th place, is overheating, and drops into the pits to repair it.

TURN 17 - PIT TURN - Cariano Drivemans (1) gains a boost from fast pit. Sally Seal attempts to take the lead from Cariano Drivemans. Sally Seal stays where they are.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 2:

1st -- Cariano Drivemans

3rd -- Varalia Spiders

5th -- Selinia Spiders

7th -- Ivan Bender

9th -- Drew Breezus

11th -- Kieran Easter

13th -- Victor Lucky

15th -- Daniel Burman

17th -- Hunky Davis

19th -- Ragnar Slipper

21st -- Jac Houns

23rd -- Jane Kinglet

25th -- Angelina Muir

27th -- Jay Wolff

29th -- Flash Finley

31st -- Jacklyn Newton

33rd -- Racina Honkslams

35th -- Randy Flamethrower

37th -- Baker Mudfield

39th -- Corey Creek

41st -- AI Kraken



2nd -- Airen Slipper

4th -- Xander Louis

6th -- Sally Seal

8th -- Lars Ungar

10th -- Toben Shearshanks

12th -- Andrew Fiddler

14th -- Ozama Takeshi

16th -- Foggy Cockburn

18th -- Franceso Rivera

20th -- Marthis Fiino

22nd -- Dallas Law

24th -- Shiva Choi

26th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

28th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

30th -- Yokum Schmidt

32nd -- Dr. Strangeloaf

34th -- Gunther Heindrickson

36th -- Jack Carmichael

38th -- Ariel Pryde

40th -- Avianna Muir


OUT -- Turk Hossbender

OUT -- Leapfrog Jones

TURN 18 - HEAT - BOTTOM - AI Kraken fails to get enough of a push to move up. Ariel Pryde fails to move. Baker Mudfield fails to get enough of a push to move up. Randy Flamethrower fails to overtake Andrew Fiddler. Dr. Strangeloaf (32) smoothly passes Toben Shearshanks and moves to #10. Yokum Schmidt (31) bangs past Daniel Burman and moves to #16. Fireplug Fitzpatrick (30) bangs past Lars Ungar and moves to #8. Jay Wolff (30) just about fits past Drew Breezus and moves to #10. Shiva Choi (28) goes low and passes Victor Lucky and moves to #16. Jane Kinglet can't get the job done. Marthis Fiino (25) squeezes out Jay Wolff and moves to #10.

TURN 19 - TV - MIDDLE - Ozama Takeshi fails to move up. Dr. Strangeloaf fails to overtake Ivan Bender.

TURN 20 - STAR - MIDDLE - Ozama Takeshi stays put. Victor Lucky (18) overtakes Varalia Spiders and moves to #3. Andrew Fiddler fails to overtake Xander Louis. Toben Shearshanks fails to overtake Selinia Spiders. Drew Breezus (13) overtakes Sally Seal and moves to #7. Jay Wolff fails to overtake Selinia Spiders. Marthis Fiino fails to move.

TURN 21 - DUEL - Andrew Fiddler attempts to duel Sally Seal, sensing his last chance to move up from 15th. However, her defensive driving shoves him onto the grass and he spins!

TURN 22 - CONTROL - BOTTOM - AI Kraken (40) goes low and passes Marthis Fiino and moves to #12. Baker Mudfield fails to move up. Randy Flamethrower (35) overtakes Toben Shearshanks and moves to #16. Gunther Heindrickson (35) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Kieran Easter and moves to #18. Racina Honkslams fails to overtake Sally Seal. Jane Kinglet isn't quick enough to move up. Dallas Law (29) goes high past Randy Flamethrower and moves to #16. Jac Houns (29) sells a dummy, sails past AI Kraken and moves to #12. Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Dr. Strangeloaf. Daniel Burman (25) goes high past Marthis Fiino and moves to #14.

TURN 23 - REFLEX - BOTTOM - Andrew Fiddler fails to overtake Daniel Burman. Avianna Muir isn't quick enough to move up. Baker Mudfield can't get the job done. Jack Carmichael (36) squeezes out Dallas Law and moves to #18. Flash Finley (34) overtakes Jac Houns and moves to #12. Angelina Muir fails to move up. Hunky Davis (29) dummies Sally Seal and moves to #8. Foggy Cockburn fails to move up. Yokum Schmidt (28) overtakes Daniel Burman and moves to #16. Ozama Takeshi fails to get enough of a push to move up. Shiva Choi fails to overtake Lars Ungar. Kieran Easter (26) overtakes Jac Houns and moves to #14. Toben Shearshanks fails to overtake Hunky Davis.

TURN 24 - TV - TOP - Cariano Drivemans uses their performance boost to defend against Xander Louis. Airen Slipper (2) overtakes Cariano Drivemans and moves to #1.

TURN 25 - PROBLEM - Flash Finley, in 13th place, has black smoke pouring out from under the hood. He pulls up at the side as the leader crosses the finish line. Harsh luck and points lost.

AIREN SLIPPER WINS THE HONDA UK 250 - the eighth win in his career! The record continues to grow!

FINAL CLASSIFICATION:

1st -- Airen Slipper

3rd -- Victor Lucky

5th -- Xander Louis

7th -- Drew Breezus

9th -- Sally Seal

11th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

13th -- Kieran Easter

15th -- AI Kraken

17th -- Daniel Burman

19th -- Jay Wolff

21st -- Jack Carmichael

23rd -- Randy Flamethrower

25th -- Gunther Heindrickson

27th -- Ozama Takeshi

29th -- Franceso Rivera

31st -- Jane Kinglet

33rd -- Cucumbers Caulfield

35th -- Racina Honkslams

37th -- Ariel Pryde

39th -- Avianna Muir

2nd -- Cariano Drivemans

4th -- Varalia Spiders

6th -- Selinia Spiders

8th -- Hunky Davis

10th -- Ivan Bender

12th -- Lars Ungar

14th -- Jac Houns

16th -- Yokum Schmidt

18th -- Marthis Fiino

20th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

22nd -- Dallas Law

24th -- Toben Shearshanks

26th -- Shiva Choi

28th -- Foggy Cockburn

30th -- Ragnar Slipper

32nd -- Angelina Muir

34th -- Jacklyn Newton

36th -- Baker Mudfield

38th -- Corey Creek

40th -- Andrew Fiddler


OUT -- Turk Hossbender

OUT -- Leapfrog Jones

OUT -- Flash Finley

  • Feud updates:
  • Racina Honkslams is still furious with Corey Creek for their late crash in Week 2.
  • Airen Slipper and Ragnar Slipper are very unhappy due to the fist fight between their crews in Week 3.
  • Foggy Cockburn blames Victor Lucky for putting him out of the race in Week 4, citing a lack of concentration and focus.
  • Cariano Drivemans remains very unhappy with Ivan Bender, after Ivan put her off the track in Week 5.
  • Angelina Muir has issues with Selinia Spiders after a duel in Week 7.

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