Race 7 - 2022

iStock Racing Series

In the media this week...

  • PRESS RELEASE: With the overwhelming support of their fans and the various successes of this season the Blues keep marching ever forward towards victory. Airen Slipper had something to say: "After the removal of certain... problematic individuals, the races are going much smoother. The family can once again prove its superiority in the racetrack. Selinia better watch out, I heard spiders can live after losing a leg."
  • PRESS RELEASE: With his brother's ominous statement a lot of eyes turned towards Ragnar Slipper, perhaps expecting a similar event. "I honestly just wish for a fair race. The best will win and we've already repeatedly proven to be amongst the best. The Slippers will always have a place on the top. Who knows what can happen in the course of a season..."
  • Foggy Cockburn has a good week. "I feel like I have this track figured out, and was able to do some thingsā€”I feel good about this race."
  • Angelina Muir has a great starting position lined up. "Last time I was here, there were some issues but today everything fell into place, and I was lucky enough to do really well.'
  • Baker Mudfield expresses dis-satisfaction with his car at numerous times over the radio during his runs.
  • Xander Louis seems pleased "The fans have been great, really supportive. We just wanna live UP to that support and bring 'em a win this weekend, if we can."
  • Shiva Choi is delighted with a front row start. "I always challenge myself to do well, but especially here; had a good week, looking forward to a good race."
  • Selinia Spiders calls out the Slippers for what she says are "direct and serious threats".
  • Sally Seal gets placed well down the order for almost causing a huge crash through not paying full attention.
  • Cucumbers Caulfield seems down on his luck. "You hate to blame the conditions for not doing well, but I do think there were problems. It's our job, though, to work through it."

qualifying results

1st -- Jay Wolff

3rd -- Foggy Cockburn

5th -- Cariano Drivemans

7th -- Jacklyn Newton

9th -- Ozama Takeshi

11th -- Ariel Pryde

13th -- Airen Slipper

15th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

17th -- Selinia Spiders

19th -- Avianna Muir

21st -- Andrew Fiddler

23rd -- Yokum Schmidt

25th -- Flash Finley

27th -- Marthis Fiino

29th -- Franceso Rivera

31st -- Ivan Bender

33rd -- Toben Shearshanks

35th -- Varalia Spiders

37th -- Leapfrog Jones

39th -- Baker Mudfield

41st -- Cucumbers Caulfield

43rd -- Randy Flamethrower





2nd -- Shiva Choi

4th -- Drew Breezus

6th -- Angelina Muir

8th -- Kieran Easter

10th -- Gunther Heindrickson

12th -- Xander Louis

14th -- Dallas Law

16th -- Corey Creek

18th -- Turk Hossbender

20th -- Lars Ungar

22nd -- Victor Lucky

24th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

26th -- Jack Carmichael

28th -- Jane Kinglet

30th -- Racina Honkslams

32nd -- Hunky Davis

34th -- Daniel Burman

36th -- AI Kraken

38th -- Jac Houns

40th -- Sally Seal

42nd -- Ragnar Slipper

RACE 7 - 2022 - 20 turns

ASSEN 200

De haar, holland

Remember that each turn is 10 miles, and is represented by the skill being checked and the group of drivers being checked. With regards to groups, 1st - 7th is TOP, 8th - 19th is MIDDLE and 20th and below is BOTTOM.

TURN 1 - PROBLEM - Dr. Strangeloaf, in 24th place, has handling issues with the wheel unresponsive. They pit to get it fixed.

TURN 2 - STAR - MIDDLE - Turk Hossbender fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Selinia Spiders (17) bangs past Cariano Drivemans and moves to #5. Corey Creek fails to move up. Dallas Law can't get the job done. Airen Slipper (14) passes and holds position from Foggy Cockburn and moves to #3. Xander Louis fails to overtake Selinia Spiders. Gunther Heindrickson fails to get enough of a push to move up. Ozama Takeshi fails to move up.

TURN 3 - SMART - BOTTOM - Dr. Strangeloaf (43) just about fits past Gunther Heindrickson and moves to #12. Ragnar Slipper (42) passes and holds position from Dallas Law and moves to #16. Cucumbers Caulfield (42) cleanly passes Fireplug Fitzpatrick and moves to #18. Sally Seal can't get the job done. Hunky Davis isn't quick enough to move up. Ivan Bender stays where they are. Racina Honkslams (32) squeezes out Cucumbers Caulfield and moves to #18. Jane Kinglet (31) settles in, waits, then passes Dr. Strangeloaf and moves to #12. Flash Finley fails to overtake Dallas Law. Andrew Fiddler (26) passes and holds position from Gunther Heindrickson and moves to #14. Lars Ungar fails to move.

TURN 4 - DUEL - Selinia Spiders decides against a duel: she's in a good position currently.

TURN 5 - DUEL - Honkslams tries to take Creek off the track! However, her deliberate brake-check of him goes wrong and she falls to the back!

TURN 6 - SMART - TOP - Cariano Drivemans fails to move. Selinia Spiders fails to overtake Jay Wolff. Foggy Cockburn isn't quick enough to move up. Airen Slipper fails to overtake Jay Wolff.

TURN 7 - PIT TURN - Shiva Choi (2) gains a boost from fast pit. Airen Slipper (3) gains a boost from fast pit. Cariano Drivemans (4) gains a boost from fast pit. Drew Breezus (5) gains a boost from fast pit. Selinia Spiders (6) gains a boost from fast pit. Foggy Cockburn (7) gains a boost from fast pit. Jay Wolff (1) gains a boost from fast pit. Foggy Cockburn attempts to take the lead from Jay Wolff. Foggy Cockburn stays where they are.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 1:

1st -- Jay Wolff

3rd -- Airen Slipper

5th -- Drew Breezus

7th -- Foggy Cockburn

9th -- Jacklyn Newton

11th -- Xander Louis

13th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

15th -- Gunther Heindrickson

17th -- Ozama Takeshi

19th -- Dallas Law

21st -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

23rd -- Turk Hossbender

25th -- Lars Ungar

27th -- Yokum Schmidt

29th -- Jack Carmichael

31st -- Franceso Rivera

33rd -- Hunky Davis

35th -- Daniel Burman

37th -- AI Kraken

39th -- Jac Houns

41st -- Sally Seal

43rd -- Racina Honkslams

2nd -- Shiva Choi

4th -- Cariano Drivemans

6th -- Selinia Spiders

8th -- Angelina Muir

10th -- Ariel Pryde

12th -- Jane Kinglet

14th -- Andrew Fiddler

16th -- Kieran Easter

18th -- Ragnar Slipper

20th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

22nd -- Corey Creek

24th -- Avianna Muir

26th -- Victor Lucky

28th -- Flash Finley

30th -- Marthis Fiino

32nd -- Ivan Bender

34th -- Toben Shearshanks

36th -- Varalia Spiders

38th -- Leapfrog Jones

40th -- Baker Mudfield

42nd -- Randy Flamethrower

TURN 8 - HEAT - BOTTOM - Randy Flamethrower stays put. Sally Seal (41) passes and holds position from Ariel Pryde and moves to #10. Baker Mudfield stays where they are. AI Kraken fails to overtake Ozama Takeshi. Varalia Spiders stays put. Ivan Bender (33) smoothly passes Sally Seal and moves to #10. Franceso Rivera (33) settles in, waits, then passes Ariel Pryde and moves to #12. Marthis Fiino (33) surges past Gunther Heindrickson and moves to #18. Yokum Schmidt (31) smoothly passes Dr. Strangeloaf and moves to #16. Victor Lucky fails to get enough of a push to move up. Fireplug Fitzpatrick fails to overtake Angelina Muir.

TURN 9 - SMART - TOP - Jay Wolff uses their performance boost to defend against Foggy Cockburn. Selinia Spiders uses their performance boost to attack. Selinia Spiders (6) cleanly passes Jay Wolff and moves to #1. Cariano Drivemans (5) bangs past Selinia Spiders and moves to #1. Cariano Drivemans uses their performance boost to defend against Airen Slipper.

TURN 10 - SMART - TOP - Foggy Cockburn uses their performance boost to attack. Foggy Cockburn (7) sells a dummy, sails past Cariano Drivemans and moves to #1. Airen Slipper uses their performance boost to attack. Airen Slipper (6) passes and holds position from Foggy Cockburn and moves to #1. Selinia Spiders fails to overtake Airen Slipper.

TURN 11 - STAR - MIDDLE - Marthis Fiino isn't quick enough to move up. Andrew Fiddler (18) breezes past Foggy Cockburn and moves to #2. Yokum Schmidt stays where they are. Jane Kinglet (16) overtakes Cariano Drivemans and moves to #4. Xander Louis stays where they are. Sally Seal (13) breezes past Jane Kinglet and moves to #4. Ivan Bender fails to move up. Jacklyn Newton fails to move.

TURN 12 - SMART - MIDDLE - Dr. Strangeloaf fails to overtake Cariano Drivemans. Xander Louis (16) dummies Selinia Spiders and moves to #7. Ariel Pryde can't get the job done. Ivan Bender (14) bangs past Xander Louis and moves to #7. Angelina Muir (13) just about fits past Sally Seal and moves to #4.

TURN 13 - STAR - MIDDLE - Marthis Fiino fails to overtake Sally Seal. Yokum Schmidt (17) breezes past Andrew Fiddler and moves to #2. Jacklyn Newton fails to move. Drew Breezus uses their performance boost to attack. Drew Breezus (14) bangs past Andrew Fiddler and moves to #3. Jay Wolff (13) overtakes Andrew Fiddler and moves to #4. Selinia Spiders fails to get enough of a push to move up. Xander Louis stays put. Ivan Bender (11) sells a dummy, sails past Andrew Fiddler and moves to #5.

TURN 14 - DUEL - Selinia Spiders attempts to duel Angelina Muir, sensing a good chance to make it into the top group. She's successful, but Muir goes off the track as a result! That won't sit well with Angelina.

TURN 15 - DUEL - Jay Wolff decides against a duel; he's doing well so far.

TURN 16 - STAR - BOTTOM - Racina Honkslams (42) overtakes Jane Kinglet and moves to #10. Jac Houns fails to move. Leapfrog Jones fails to move. Shiva Choi uses their performance boost to defend against Varalia Spiders. Daniel Burman fails to get enough of a push to move up. Toben Shearshanks (35) gets a good run, drafts past Racina Honkslams and moves to #10. Jack Carmichael (34) breezes past Ariel Pryde and moves to #18. Flash Finley (34) sells a dummy, sails past Toben Shearshanks and moves to #10. Victor Lucky fails to overtake Selinia Spiders. Turk Hossbender fails to get enough of a push to move up. Corey Creek (30) overtakes Shiva Choi and moves to #16. Cucumbers Caulfield fails to move up. Dallas Law fails to move. Ragnar Slipper (27) overtakes Cariano Drivemans and moves to #14. Ozama Takeshi (27) bangs past Shiva Choi and moves to #18.

TURN 17 - PIT TURN - Yokum Schmidt (2) gains a boost from fast pit. Ivan Bender (5) gains a boost from fast pit. Andrew Fiddler (6) gains a boost from fast pit. Airen Slipper (1) gains a boost from fast pit. Foggy Cockburn attempts to take the lead from Airen Slipper. Airen Slipper uses their performance boost to defend.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 2:

1st -- Airen Slipper

3rd -- Ivan Bender

5th -- Drew Breezus

7th -- Foggy Cockburn

9th -- Toben Shearshanks

11th -- Sally Seal

13th -- Jane Kinglet

15th -- Cariano Drivemans

17th -- Corey Creek

19th -- Shiva Choi

21st -- Franceso Rivera

23rd -- Ariel Pryde

25th -- Marthis Fiino

27th -- Kieran Easter

29th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

31st -- Turk Hossbender

33rd -- Lars Ungar

35th -- Hunky Davis

37th -- Varalia Spiders

39th -- Leapfrog Jones

41st -- Baker Mudfield

43rd -- Angelina Muir

2nd -- Yokum Schmidt

4th -- Andrew Fiddler

6th -- Jay Wolff

8th -- Flash Finley

10th -- Selinia Spiders

12th -- Racina Honkslams

14th -- Ragnar Slipper

16th -- Xander Louis

18th -- Ozama Takeshi

20th -- Jacklyn Newton

22nd -- Jack Carmichael

24th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

26th -- Gunther Heindrickson

28th -- Dallas Law

30th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

32nd -- Avianna Muir

34th -- Victor Lucky

36th -- Daniel Burman

38th -- AI Kraken

40th -- Jac Houns

42nd -- Randy Flamethrower

TURN 18 - CONTROL - TOP - Jay Wolff (6) overtakes Airen Slipper and moves to #1. Yokum Schmidt uses their performance boost to attack. Yokum Schmidt (3) goes high past Jay Wolff and moves to #1.

TURN 19 - DUEL - Corey Creek decides against a duel, as does Xander Louis. For both it'd be suicide.

TURN 20 - TV - BOTTOM - Angelina Muir can't get the job done. Baker Mudfield fails to overtake Jane Kinglet. Cucumbers Caulfield (28) just about fits past Sally Seal and moves to #10.

YOKUM SCHMIDT WINS THE ASSEN 200 - his second main series win of his career!

FINAL CLASSIFICATION:

1st -- Yokum Schmidt

3rd -- Airen Slipper

5th -- Drew Breezus

7th -- Foggy Cockburn

9th -- Toben Shearshanks

11th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

13th -- Racina Honkslams

15th -- Ragnar Slipper

17th -- Xander Louis

19th -- Ozama Takeshi

21st -- Jacklyn Newton

23rd -- Jack Carmichael

25th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

27th -- Gunther Heindrickson

29th -- Dallas Law

31st -- Turk Hossbender

33rd -- Lars Ungar

35th -- Hunky Davis

37th -- Varalia Spiders

39th -- Leapfrog Jones

41st -- Baker Mudfield

43rd -- Angelina Muir

2nd -- Jay Wolff

4th -- Ivan Bender

6th -- Andrew Fiddler

8th -- Flash Finley

10th -- Selinia Spiders

12th -- Sally Seal

14th -- Jane Kinglet

16th -- Cariano Drivemans

18th -- Corey Creek

20th -- Shiva Choi

22nd -- Franceso Rivera

24th -- Ariel Pryde

26th -- Marthis Fiino

28th -- Kieran Easter

30th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

32nd -- Avianna Muir

34th -- Victor Lucky

36th -- Daniel Burman

38th -- AI Kraken

40th -- Jac Houns

42nd -- Randy Flamethrower

  • Feud updates:
  • Racina Honkslams is still furious with Corey Creek for their late crash in Week 2.
  • Airen Slipper and Ragnar Slipper are very unhappy due to the fist fight between their crews in Week 3.
  • Foggy Cockburn blames Victor Lucky for putting him out of the race in Week 4, citing a lack of concentration and focus.
  • Cariano Drivemans remains very unhappy with Ivan Bender, after Ivan put her off the track in Week 5.
  • Angelina Muir has issues with Selinia Spiders after a duel in Week 7.

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