Race 5 - 2022

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In the media this week...

  • PRESS RELEASE: With his modest 6th place in a series of mad races, Ragnar Slipper is often seen preparing for the next race. "Can't let my brother have all the glory, can I? The Slippers function as one and we'll prove that we can both be the best!" Ragnar also commented on his brother's weird form of stress release but nobody could quite identify what he meant by it.
  • PRESS RELEASE: As the Slipper family holds onto the top of the leaderboard with all of their strength, Airen Slipper himself was seen restlessly practicing in the race track. Many fans even say that he weighted down his vehicle by strapping a sack full of some kind of debris to his car! Truly a dedicated racer!
  • Leapfrog Jones won't race this weekend. He wrecks his car in practice and suffers a minor injury which will keep him out.
  • Toben Shearshanks has a bad week. "I feel bad for the sponsors. They've always been very supportive, and we just let 'em down this week."
  • Cucumbers Caulfield faces a crew conflict which means his car isn't up to spec this week.
  • Jac Houns has a tough session but does decently. "The conditions—I didn't think they were ideal. But we gotta be able to adjust to that and come up with a plan."
  • Sally Seal has an old, poorly written Tweet come back to haunt them, though it doesn't seem to put them off their stride too much.
  • RACE PRACTICE: Only a temporary boost for Flash Finley and Al Kraken this week, with everyone else getting a bonus to next week.

qualifying results

1st -- Ragnar Slipper

3rd -- Ozama Takeshi

5th -- Drew Breezus

7th -- Dallas Law

9th -- Jack Carmichael

11th -- Jac Houns

13th -- Ivan Bender

15th -- Daniel Burman

17th -- Jane Kinglet

19th -- Xander Louis

21st -- Racina Honkslams

23rd -- Franceso Rivera

25th -- Andrew Fiddler

27th -- Yokum Schmidt

29th -- Turk Hossbender

31st -- Angelina Muir

33rd -- Jay Wolff

35th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

37th -- Foggy Cockburn

39th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

41st -- Randy Flamethrower





2nd -- Avianna Muir

4th -- Gunther Heindrickson

6th -- Jacklyn Newton

8th -- Sally Seal

10th -- Flash Finley

12th -- Victor Lucky

14th -- Hunky Davis

16th -- Shiva Choi

18th -- Ariel Pryde

20th -- Baker Mudfield

22nd -- Cariano Drivemans

24th -- Kieran Easter

26th -- Corey Creek

28th -- AI Kraken

30th -- Varalia Spiders

32nd -- Lars Ungar

34th -- Marthis Fiino

36th -- Toben Shearshanks

38th -- Airen Slipper

40th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

42nd -- Selinia Spiders

RACE 5 - 2022 - 30 turns

Pennsylvania 300

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Remember that each turn is 10 miles, and is represented by the skill being checked and the group of drivers being checked. With regards to groups, 1st - 7th is TOP, 8th - 19th is MIDDLE and 20th and below is BOTTOM.

TURN 1 - SKILL - TOP - Dallas Law fails to overtake Ragnar Slipper. Jacklyn Newton stays put. Gunther Heindrickson stays where they are. Ozama Takeshi fails to move up. Avianna Muir fails to move up.

TURN 2 - STAR - MIDDLE - Xander Louis isn't quick enough to move up. Jane Kinglet stays where they are. Daniel Burman (15) bangs past Drew Breezus and moves to #5. Ivan Bender isn't quick enough to move up. Victor Lucky (13) smoothly passes Jacklyn Newton and moves to #7. Jac Houns isn't quick enough to move up. Flash Finley can't get the job done. Jack Carmichael (11) goes high past Ozama Takeshi and moves to #3. Sally Seal stays where they are.

TURN 3 - SKILL - TOP - Daniel Burman fails to get enough of a push to move up. Gunther Heindrickson fails to move. Ozama Takeshi (4) surges past Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1. Avianna Muir fails to move.

TURN 4 - CONTROL - TOP - Daniel Burman (6) surges past Ozama Takeshi and moves to #1. Gunther Heindrickson (6) cleanly passes Daniel Burman and moves to #1. Ragnar Slipper (4) side drafts and passes Gunther Heindrickson and moves to #1.

TURN 5 - SMART - BOTTOM - Selinia Spiders stays where they are. Dr. Strangeloaf (39) settles in, waits, then passes Flash Finley and moves to #12. Foggy Cockburn (38) breezes past Victor Lucky and moves to #8. Cucumbers Caulfield stays put. Lars Ungar can't get the job done. Angelina Muir (33) cleanly passes Ivan Bender and moves to #16. Turk Hossbender stays where they are. Corey Creek (29) passes and holds position from Hunky Davis and moves to #18. Andrew Fiddler (29) dummies Foggy Cockburn and moves to #8. Cariano Drivemans can't get the job done. Racina Honkslams fails to overtake Dr. Strangeloaf.

TURN 6 - HEAT - TOP - Drew Breezus (7) goes low and passes Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1.

TURN 7 - PIT TURN - Ragnar Slipper (2) gains a boost from fast pit. Daniel Burman (3) gains a boost from fast pit. Daniel Burman attempts to take the lead from Drew Breezus. Daniel Burman (3) takes the lead from Drew Breezus.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 1:

1st -- Daniel Burman

3rd -- Ragnar Slipper

5th -- Ozama Takeshi

7th -- Jack Carmichael

9th -- Foggy Cockburn

11th -- Jacklyn Newton

13th -- Sally Seal

15th -- Angelina Muir

17th -- Flash Finley

19th -- Corey Creek

21st -- Shiva Choi

23rd -- Ariel Pryde

25th -- Baker Mudfield

27th -- Cariano Drivemans

29th -- Kieran Easter

31st -- AI Kraken

33rd -- Varalia Spiders

35th -- Jay Wolff

37th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

39th -- Airen Slipper

41st -- Randy Flamethrower

2nd -- Drew Breezus

4th -- Gunther Heindrickson

6th -- Avianna Muir

8th -- Andrew Fiddler

10th -- Victor Lucky

12th -- Dallas Law

14th -- Jac Houns

16th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

18th -- Ivan Bender

20th -- Hunky Davis

22nd -- Jane Kinglet

24th -- Xander Louis

26th -- Racina Honkslams

28th -- Franceso Rivera

30th -- Yokum Schmidt

32nd -- Turk Hossbender

34th -- Lars Ungar

36th -- Marthis Fiino

38th -- Toben Shearshanks

40th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

42nd -- Selinia Spiders

TURN 8 - CONTROL - TOP - Daniel Burman uses their performance boost to defend against Ozama Takeshi. Gunther Heindrickson stays where they are. Ragnar Slipper uses their performance boost to attack. Ragnar Slipper (3) overtakes Daniel Burman and moves to #1.

TURN 9 - DUEL - Drew Breezus decides against a duel - from 3rd to 2nd isn't worth it right now.

TURN 10 - TROUBLE - MIDDLE - Andrew Fiddler loses a wing mirror and begins to smoke. Foggy Cockburn rolls on through, unscathed. Victor Lucky gets completely sideways. Jacklyn Newton loses no time. Dallas Law avoids trouble. Sally Seal is fine. Jac Houns crashes. Angelina Muir just wiggles past. Dr. Strangeloaf escapes trouble. Flash Finley suffers minor damage. Ivan Bender slams into another car. Corey Creek picks up some damage.

TURN 11 - YELLOW FLAG - Victor Lucky is confirmed as out; the damage is too great. Everyone else seems to be running, however.

TURN 12 - YELLOW FLAG - There is no movement of cars as the debris is cleared and the track checked.

TURN 13 - PROBLEM - Ozama Takeshi, in 5th place, has a clutch problem. They pit to try a repair but after a lengthy time there it's just no good. His race is over.

TURN 14 - TV - TOP - No-one qualifies.

TURN 15 - TV - TOP - Nor here!

TURN 16 - DUEL - Jane Kinglet attempts to duel Jacklyn Newton, as it'd take her much further up the rankings. However, she's not able to make it stick and after a risky move, loses the place she gained. Shiva Choi decides against a duel.

TURN 17 - PIT TURN - Ragnar Slipper (1) gains a boost from fast pit. Cucumbers Caulfield (30) gains a boost from fast pit. Airen Slipper (32) gains a boost from fast pit. Foggy Cockburn attempts to take the lead from Ragnar Slipper. Ragnar Slipper uses their performance boost to defend.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 2:

1st -- Ragnar Slipper

3rd -- Drew Breezus

5th -- Gunther Heindrickson

7th -- Foggy Cockburn

9th -- Dallas Law

11th -- Angelina Muir

13th -- Racina Honkslams

15th -- Jane Kinglet

17th -- Xander Louis

19th -- Hunky Davis

21st -- Airen Slipper

23rd -- Franceso Rivera

25th -- Yokum Schmidt

27th -- Turk Hossbender

29th -- Lars Ungar

31st -- Marthis Fiino

33rd -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

35th -- Selinia Spiders

37th -- Jac Houns

39th -- Ivan Bender

2nd -- Daniel Burman

4th -- Avianna Muir

6th -- Jack Carmichael

8th -- Jacklyn Newton

10th -- Sally Seal

12th -- Baker Mudfield

14th -- Shiva Choi

16th -- Ariel Pryde

18th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

20th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

22nd -- Cariano Drivemans

24th -- Kieran Easter

26th -- AI Kraken

28th -- Varalia Spiders

30th -- Jay Wolff

32nd -- Toben Shearshanks

34th -- Randy Flamethrower

36th -- Andrew Fiddler

38th -- Flash Finley

40th -- Corey Creek


OUT -- Victor Lucky

OUT -- Ozama Takeshi

TURN 18 - TV - MIDDLE - Sally Seal can't get the job done.

TURN 19 - SKILL - TOP - Gunther Heindrickson (5) goes low and passes Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1. Avianna Muir fails to move up. Daniel Burman isn't quick enough to move up.

TURN 20 - TV - TOP - Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Gunther Heindrickson.

TURN 21 - SMART - BOTTOM - Corey Creek isn't quick enough to move up. Ivan Bender (39) settles in, waits, then passes Baker Mudfield and moves to #12. Flash Finley (39) goes low and passes Jacklyn Newton and moves to #8. Andrew Fiddler (38) squeezes out Flash Finley and moves to #8. Selinia Spiders fails to overtake Racina Honkslams. Lars Ungar (32) just about fits past Andrew Fiddler and moves to #8. Turk Hossbender stays put. Cariano Drivemans (26) gets a good run, drafts past Lars Ungar and moves to #8. Cucumbers Caulfield (25) cleanly passes Jacklyn Newton and moves to #12.

TURN 22 - DUEL - Ivan Bender attempts to duel Cariano Drivemans. Ivan Bender (17) wins the duel against Cariano Drivemans and moves to #8. Cariano is off and out as a result! Huge damage to the right side of her car and she is absolutely apoplectic in the pits! Angelina Muir sees this success for Ivan and attempts to duel Bender, but can't get it right.

TURN 23 - DUEL - Flash Finley decides against a duel, as does Andrew Fiddler.

TURN 24 - STAR - TOP - Foggy Cockburn fails to overtake Gunther Heindrickson. Jack Carmichael fails to overtake Gunther Heindrickson. Drew Breezus fails to overtake Gunther Heindrickson. Daniel Burman (3) goes low and passes Gunther Heindrickson and moves to #1. Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Daniel Burman.

TURN 25 - TROUBLE - TOP - Big drama at the top! Hendrickson is hit by Breezus and they take Foggy Cockburn off with them! Daniel Burman just wiggles past. Ragnar Slipper rolls on through, unscathed. Avianna Muir loses no time. Jack Carmichael escapes trouble.

TURN 26 - YELLOW FLAG - Heindrickson and Cockburn are running again, and it looks like the pit turn coming up may give Breezus enough time to get running again as we approach the tail end of this race.

TURN 27 - PIT TURN - Cucumbers Caulfield (9) gains a boost from fast pit. Jacklyn Newton (10) gains a boost from fast pit. Racina Honkslams (13) gains a boost from fast pit. Sally Seal (14) gains a boost from fast pit. Shiva Choi (16) gains a boost from fast pit. Jane Kinglet (17) gains a boost from fast pit. Andrew Fiddler attempts to take the lead from Daniel Burman. Andrew Fiddler (7) takes the lead from Daniel Burman! Yes - he was put off in a crash earlier in the race, and now he leads!

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 3:

1st -- Andrew Fiddler

3rd -- Jack Carmichael

5th -- Ragnar Slipper

7th -- Lars Ungar

9th -- Jacklyn Newton

11th -- Sally Seal

13th -- Jane Kinglet

15th -- Dallas Law

17th -- Angelina Muir

19th -- Xander Louis

21st -- Dr. Strangeloaf

23rd -- Franceso Rivera

25th -- Yokum Schmidt

27th -- Turk Hossbender

29th -- Jay Wolff

31st -- Toben Shearshanks

33rd -- Randy Flamethrower

35th -- Jac Houns

37th -- Gunther Heindrickson

39th -- Foggy Cockburn

2nd -- Daniel Burman

4th -- Avianna Muir

6th -- Ivan Bender

8th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

10th -- Racina Honkslams

12th -- Shiva Choi

14th -- Flash Finley

16th -- Baker Mudfield

18th -- Ariel Pryde

20th -- Airen Slipper

22nd -- Hunky Davis

24th -- Kieran Easter

26th -- AI Kraken

28th -- Varalia Spiders

30th -- Marthis Fiino

32nd -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

34th -- Selinia Spiders

36th -- Corey Creek

38th -- Drew Breezus


OUT -- Victor Lucky

OUT -- Ozama Takeshi

OUT -- Cariano Drivemans


TURN 28 - PROBLEM - Dallas Law, in 15th place, has their hood latch pin fail and it pops open - they get it repaired, but they're last.

TURN 29 - PROBLEM - Daniel Burman, in 2nd place, has a cooling problem. And he's OUT - that's the end of the day for Burman, on mile 284 of 300. Horrible luck!

TURN 30 - SMART - BOTTOM - Foggy Cockburn (37) breezes past Airen Slipper and moves to #18. Corey Creek (35) settles in, waits, then passes Baker Mudfield and moves to #14. Sally Seal uses their performance boost to defend against Selinia Spiders. Turk Hossbender (27) just about fits past Sally Seal and moves to #10. Hunky Davis (23) surges past Baker Mudfield and moves to #16.

ANDREW FIDDLER WINS THE PENNSYLVANIA 300 - the second win of his career! A hugely remarkable win considering he was 36th half way through the race!

FINAL CLASSIFICATION:

1st -- Andrew Fiddler

3rd -- Avianna Muir

5th -- Ivan Bender

7th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

9th -- Racina Honkslams

11th -- Sally Seal

13th -- Jane Kinglet

15th -- Corey Creek

17th -- Baker Mudfield

19th -- Ariel Pryde

21st -- Foggy Cockburn

23rd -- Dr. Strangeloaf

25th -- Kieran Easter

27th -- AI Kraken

29th -- Jay Wolff

31st -- Toben Shearshanks

33rd -- Randy Flamethrower

35th -- Jac Houns

37th -- Drew Breezus


2nd -- Jack Carmichael

4th -- Ragnar Slipper

6th -- Lars Ungar

8th -- Jacklyn Newton

10th -- Turk Hossbender

12th -- Shiva Choi

14th -- Flash Finley

16th -- Hunky Davis

18th -- Angelina Muir

20th -- Xander Louis

22nd -- Airen Slipper

24th -- Franceso Rivera

26th -- Yokum Schmidt

28th -- Varalia Spiders

30th -- Marthis Fiino

32nd -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

34th -- Selinia Spiders

36th -- Gunther Heindrickson

38th -- Dallas Law


OUT -- Victor Lucky

OUT -- Ozama Takeshi

OUT -- Cariano Drivemans

OUT -- Daniel Burman


  • Feud updates:
  • Jack Carmichael remains angry with Flash Finley for putting him out of the race in the final stages of Week 1.
  • Racina Honkslams is still furious with Corey Creek for their late crash in Week 2.
  • Airen Slipper and Ragnar Slipper are very unhappy due to the fist fight between their crews in Week 3.
  • Foggy Cockburn blames Victor Lucky for putting him out of the race in Week 4, citing a lack of concentration and focus.
  • Cariano Drivemans is very unhappy with Ivan Bender, after Ivan put her off the track in Week 5.

CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS

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