Race 3 - 2022

iStock Racing Series

In the media this week...

  • PRESS RELEASE: Fired up by the success of Yellow In Front Forever, two members of the team's pit crew have announced their intention to represent Yellow In Front Forever in the only place they feel more comfortable and experienced than the pit: the ring. "All focus will be on this week's race, but after Yellow In Front Forever takes that checkered flag in Newton, the team and its drivers will be oiling up for Yee CW this weekend, getting ready to blow off the ring rust and support our finest tool handlers," said a spokesperson. "We all know how to heel, and are not above laying a beat down on a face. We know there's one character in the YEE CW who likes to deliver a low blow, but they have no idea how much we love to take one right in the zambonis." The team has remained uncharacteristically tight-lipped on who will be taking glory in the ring for Yellow In Front Forever, but they have promised to bring all their knowledge of rubber, oil and drag to the canvas.
  • PRESS RELEASE: Many rumours spread that previous to the last race, Airen Slipper was seen in a suit covered in red stains. The Slipper representatives rushed to deny such allegations and threatened many with lawsuits for their false accusations. Having seen the new red colour in Airen’s car’s front bumper, many were mollified seeing that Airen was just painting. A fan remarked on the rather striking shade of red used.
  • PRESS RELEASE: Contrary to his brother who mostly refused any contact with the media in this past week, Ragnar Slipper decided to speak directly to their fans. “We told you we’d succeed! The Slippers are champions through and through and we’ve repeatedly proven it! And for the future, we’ll hope for many more. The Slippers are here to stay!”
  • Racina Honkslams has an excellent week - for her, at least. 16th is good for Racina with her current qualifying skill - not so great in the grand scheme of things.
  • Turk Hossbender is happy at landing 7th. "It's like they say in racin', you never know; so I guess this was our week to shine."
  • Victor Lucky is thrilled with his lap time. "[I] never felt better in a car than I did today, everything I wanted it to do, it DID."

qualifying results

1st -- Airen Slipper

3rd -- Jacklyn Newton

5th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

7th -- Turk Hossbender

9th -- Jac Houns

11th -- Angelina Muir

13th -- Ragnar Slipper

15th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

17th -- Daniel Burman

19th -- Drew Breezus

21st -- Varalia Spiders

23rd -- Dr. Strangeloaf

25th -- Toben Shearshanks

27th -- Jack Carmichael

29th -- Hunky Davis

31st -- Randy Flamethrower

33rd -- Lars Ungar

35th -- Xander Louis

37th -- AI Kraken

39th -- Marthis Fiino

41st -- Leapfrog Jones

43rd -- Yokum Schmidt






2nd -- Foggy Cockburn

4th -- Victor Lucky

6th -- Corey Creek

8th -- Andrew Fiddler

10th -- Sally Seal

12th -- Selinia Spiders

14th -- Jane Kinglet

16th -- Racina Honkslams

18th -- Cariano Drivemans

20th -- Franceso Rivera

22nd -- Ozama Takeshi

24th -- Kieran Easter

26th -- Jay Wolff

28th -- Ariel Pryde

30th -- Shiva Choi

32nd -- Ivan Bender

34th -- Flash Finley

36th -- Dallas Law

38th -- Avianna Muir

40th -- Baker Mudfield

42nd -- Gunther Heindrickson


RACE 3 - 2022 - 25 turns

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Remember that each turn is 10 miles, and is represented by the skill being checked and the group of drivers being checked. With regards to groups, 1st - 7th is TOP, 8th - 19th is MIDDLE and 20th and below is BOTTOM.

TURN 1 - RARE - MIDDLE - Surge! - Angelina Muir moves up to the front after a superb start.

TURN 2 - TV - TOP - Victor Lucky fails to get enough of a push to move up. Foggy Cockburn (3) goes high past Angelina Muir and moves to #1. Airen Slipper fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn.

TURN 3 - STAR - MIDDLE - Drew Breezus (19) dummies Jacklyn Newton and moves to #4. Cariano Drivemans (19) squeezes out Victor Lucky and moves to #6. Daniel Burman (19) goes low and passes Angelina Muir and moves to #2. Racina Honkslams fails to move. Jane Kinglet (17) smoothly passes Airen Slipper and moves to #4. Ragnar Slipper (17) goes low and passes Airen Slipper and moves to #5. Selinia Spiders (17) side drafts and passes Drew Breezus and moves to #7. Sally Seal fails to move up. Jac Houns stays put. Andrew Fiddler fails to move. Turk Hossbender stays put.

TURN 4 - RARE - TOP - The pit crews of Ragnar and Airen Slipper have got into a fight! That's a feud for teammates!

TURN 5 - SMART - MIDDLE - Racina Honkslams fails to move up. Sally Seal stays put. Andrew Fiddler (15) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Jane Kinglet and moves to #4. Turk Hossbender stays put. Corey Creek fails to get enough of a push to move up. Cucumbers Caulfield stays where they are. Cariano Drivemans (11) overtakes Andrew Fiddler and moves to #4.

TURN 6 - TV - TOP - Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Andrew Fiddler fails to get enough of a push to move up.

TURN 7 - PIT TURN - Airen Slipper (8) gains a boost from fast pit. Selinia Spiders (9) gains a boost from fast pit. Victor Lucky (10) gains a boost from fast pit. Racina Honkslams (19) gains a boost from fast pit. Ragnar Slipper (3) gains a boost from fast pit. Cariano Drivemans (4) gains a boost from fast pit. Andrew Fiddler (5) gains a boost from fast pit. Angelina Muir (7) gains a boost from fast pit. Ragnar Slipper attempts to take the lead from Foggy Cockburn. Ragnar Slipper (2) takes the lead from Foggy Cockburn.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 1:

1st -- Ragnar Slipper

3rd -- Cariano Drivemans

5th -- Angelina Muir

7th -- Jane Kinglet

9th -- Selinia Spiders

11th -- Racina Honkslams

13th -- Drew Breezus

15th -- Corey Creek

17th -- Jac Houns

19th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

21st -- Varalia Spiders

23rd -- Dr. Strangeloaf

25th -- Toben Shearshanks

27th -- Jack Carmichael

29th -- Hunky Davis

31st -- Randy Flamethrower

33rd -- Lars Ungar

35th -- Xander Louis

37th -- AI Kraken

39th -- Marthis Fiino

41st -- Leapfrog Jones

43rd -- Yokum Schmidt


2nd -- Foggy Cockburn

4th -- Andrew Fiddler

6th -- Daniel Burman

8th -- Airen Slipper

10th -- Victor Lucky

12th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

14th -- Jacklyn Newton

16th -- Turk Hossbender

18th -- Sally Seal

20th -- Franceso Rivera

22nd -- Ozama Takeshi

24th -- Kieran Easter

26th -- Jay Wolff

28th -- Ariel Pryde

30th -- Shiva Choi

32nd -- Ivan Bender

34th -- Flash Finley

36th -- Dallas Law

38th -- Avianna Muir

40th -- Baker Mudfield

42nd -- Gunther Heindrickson

TURN 8 - DUEL - No-one qualifies at this point in time as the feuding drivers are not in position to cause problems for each other.

TURN 9 - STAR - MIDDLE - Sally Seal stays where they are. Jac Houns fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Turk Hossbender fails to move. Corey Creek (15) bangs past Daniel Burman and moves to #6. Jacklyn Newton fails to overtake Daniel Burman. Drew Breezus (14) smoothly passes Corey Creek and moves to #6. Angelina Muir uses their performance boost to defend against Cucumbers Caulfield. Andrew Fiddler uses their performance boost to defend against Racina Honkslams. Victor Lucky uses their performance boost to attack. Victor Lucky (12) goes low and passes Foggy Cockburn and moves to #2. Selinia Spiders (12) passes and holds position from Andrew Fiddler and moves to #5. Cariano Drivemans uses their performance boost to defend against Airen Slipper.

TURN 10 - STAR - TOP - Ragnar Slipper uses their performance boost to defend against Andrew Fiddler. Selinia Spiders (5) sells a dummy, sails past Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1. Selinia Spiders uses their performance boost to defend against Cariano Drivemans. Foggy Cockburn (4) surges past Selinia Spiders and moves to #1. Victor Lucky fails to move.

TURN 11 - STAR - MIDDLE - Sally Seal fails to overtake Selinia Spiders. Jac Houns (17) breezes past Victor Lucky and moves to #4. Turk Hossbender can't get the job done. Jacklyn Newton fails to move up. Cucumbers Caulfield (15) surges past Victor Lucky and moves to #5. Racina Honkslams (15) side drafts and passes Victor Lucky and moves to #6. Airen Slipper uses their performance boost to attack. Airen Slipper (15) passes and holds position from Selinia Spiders and moves to #2. Jane Kinglet (15) passes and holds position from Selinia Spiders and moves to #3. Daniel Burman stays put. Corey Creek fails to overtake Airen Slipper. Drew Breezus fails to move.

TURN 12 - DUEL - Turk Hossbender decides against a duel. Jacklyn Newton decides against a duel. Neither have heat and neither have more than a 50/50 chance.

TURN 13 - REFLEX - BOTTOM - Racina Honkslams uses their performance boost to defend against Yokum Schmidt. Leapfrog Jones isn't quick enough to move up. Baker Mudfield fails to overtake Angelina Muir. Marthis Fiino (39) smoothly passes Corey Creek and moves to #14. Avianna Muir can't get the job done. Dallas Law (37) gets a good run, drafts past Cariano Drivemans and moves to #10. Xander Louis (37) just about fits past Dallas Law and moves to #10. Flash Finley (37) breezes past Racina Honkslams and moves to #8. Lars Ungar fails to overtake Andrew Fiddler. Ivan Bender (36) just about fits past Victor Lucky and moves to #10. Randy Flamethrower (36) overtakes Flash Finley and moves to #8. Shiva Choi fails to get enough of a push to move up. Hunky Davis fails to overtake Dallas Law. Jack Carmichael can't get the job done. Jay Wolff (32) dummies Andrew Fiddler and moves to #16. Toben Shearshanks stays put. Kieran Easter (31) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Angelina Muir and moves to #18. Ozama Takeshi (30) passes and holds position from Randy Flamethrower and moves to #8.

TURN 14 - DUEL - Kieran Easter decides against a duel. Andrew Fiddler attempts to duel Ozama Takeshi. A heated Andrew Fiddler (18) wins the duel against Ozama Takeshi and moves to #8. Ozama Takeshi escapes consequences from this risky move.

TURN 15 - REFLEX - TOP - Jac Houns fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn.

TURN 16 - SMART - TOP - Cucumbers Caulfield (7) settles in, waits, then passes Foggy Cockburn and moves to #1. Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Cucumbers Caulfield. Selinia Spiders (5) breezes past Cucumbers Caulfield and moves to #1. Jane Kinglet (5) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Selinia Spiders and moves to #1. Airen Slipper fails to overtake Jane Kinglet.

TURN 17 - PIT TURN - Andrew Fiddler (8) gains a boost from fast pit. Ozama Takeshi (9) gains a boost from fast pit. Flash Finley (11) gains a boost from fast pit. Racina Honkslams (12) gains a boost from fast pit. Dallas Law (16) gains a boost from fast pit. Cariano Drivemans (17) gains a boost from fast pit. Airen Slipper attempts to take the lead from Jane Kinglet. Airen Slipper (5) takes the lead from Jane Kinglet.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 2:

1st -- Airen Slipper

3rd -- Selinia Spiders

5th -- Ragnar Slipper

7th -- Jac Houns

9th -- Ozama Takeshi

11th -- Racina Honkslams

13th -- Cariano Drivemans

15th -- Ivan Bender

17th -- Xander Louis

19th -- Kieran Easter

21st -- Drew Breezus

23rd -- Corey Creek

25th -- Jacklyn Newton

27th -- Sally Seal

29th -- Franceso Rivera

31st -- Dr. Strangeloaf

33rd -- Jack Carmichael

35th -- Hunky Davis

37th -- Lars Ungar

39th -- Avianna Muir

41st -- Leapfrog Jones

43rd -- Yokum Schmidt


2nd -- Jane Kinglet

4th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

6th -- Foggy Cockburn

8th -- Andrew Fiddler

10th -- Flash Finley

12th -- Dallas Law

14th -- Randy Flamethrower

16th -- Victor Lucky

18th -- Jay Wolff

20th -- Angelina Muir

22nd -- Marthis Fiino

24th -- Daniel Burman

26th -- Turk Hossbender

28th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

30th -- Varalia Spiders

32nd -- Toben Shearshanks

34th -- Ariel Pryde

36th -- Shiva Choi

38th -- AI Kraken

40th -- Baker Mudfield

42nd -- Gunther Heindrickson


TURN 18 - RARE - BOTTOM - Surge! Toben Shearshanks gets going and motors all the way from 32nd to 7th in this stint!

TURN 19 - RARE - BOTTOM - Daniel Burman is weaving all over the track and is black flagged as a result, dropping to the back.

TURN 20 - STAR - MIDDLE - Jay Wolff fails to overtake Jane Kinglet. Xander Louis fails to get enough of a push to move up. Victor Lucky (17) settles in, waits, then passes Ragnar Slipper and moves to #5. Ivan Bender fails to move. Cariano Drivemans uses their performance boost to attack. Cariano Drivemans (15) goes low and passes Foggy Cockburn and moves to #7. Dallas Law uses their performance boost to attack. Dallas Law (15) overtakes Cucumbers Caulfield and moves to #4. Racina Honkslams (15) overtakes Cucumbers Caulfield and moves to #5. Racina Honkslams uses their performance boost to defend against Ozama Takeshi. Andrew Fiddler (13) cleanly passes Cucumbers Caulfield and moves to #6. Jac Houns (13) squeezes out Racina Honkslams and moves to #5.

TURN 21 - DUEL - Ivan Bender attempts to duel Cucumbers Caulfield, failing to get past the veteran but escaping problems successfully. A headted Randy Flamethrower attempts to duel Cucumbers Caulfield in turn, getting past him this time. Cucumbers escapes any problems.

TURN 22 - TROUBLE - MIDDLE - Victor Lucky has got sideways and tangled with Foggy Cockburn, and off they go! Randy Flamethrower avoids the crash. Cucumbers Caulfield escapes. Ragnar Slipper escapes the problem. Cariano Drivemans rolls on through, unscathed. Toben Shearshanks escapes. Ozama Takeshi escapes the problem. Flash Finley escapes trouble, having boosted. Ivan Bender suffers major damage. Xander Louis gets smashed from behind. Jay Wolff escapes trouble. Victor Lucky fails to repair and is out of the race. Foggy Cockburn fails to repair and is out of the race. Ivan Bender manages to repair and rejoins at #41. Xander Louis manages to repair and rejoins at #41.

TURN 23 - YELLOW FLAG - Bender and Louis are going again.

TURN 24 - YELLOW FLAG - Disaster for the championship leader - Foggy Cockburn is out and so is Victor Lucky! Harsh words are exchanged in the pit from Foggy, who clearly blames Victor for a lapse in concentration.

TURN 25 - PROBLEM - Leapfrog Jones, in 36th place, has a loose wheel and is called back into the pits. They fall to last. (Repair roll = 6)

AIREN SLIPPER WINS THE DEALERS 250 - the seventh win of his long career!

FINAL CLASSIFICATION:

1st -- Airen Slipper

3rd -- Selinia Spiders

5th -- Jac Houns

7th -- Andrew Fiddler

9th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

11th -- Cariano Drivemans

13th -- Ozama Takeshi

15th -- Jay Wolff

17th -- Angelina Muir

19th -- Marthis Fiino

21st -- Jacklyn Newton

23rd -- Sally Seal

25th -- Franceso Rivera

27th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

29th -- Ariel Pryde

31st -- Shiva Choi

33rd -- AI Kraken

35th -- Baker Mudfield

37th -- Yokum Schmidt

39th -- Ivan Bender

41st -- Leapfrog Jones


2nd -- Jane Kinglet

4th -- Dallas Law

6th -- Racina Honkslams

8th -- Randy Flamethrower

10th -- Ragnar Slipper

12th -- Toben Shearshanks

14th -- Flash Finley

16th -- Kieran Easter

18th -- Drew Breezus

20th -- Corey Creek

22nd -- Turk Hossbender

24th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

26th -- Varalia Spiders

28th -- Jack Carmichael

30th -- Hunky Davis

32nd -- Lars Ungar

34th -- Avianna Muir

36th -- Gunther Heindrickson

38th -- Daniel Burman

40th -- Xander Louis


OUT -- Victor Lucky

OUT -- Foggy Cockburn

Feud updates:

  • Jack Carmichael remains angry with Flash Finley for putting him out of the race in the final stages of Week 1.
  • Racina Honkslams is still furious with Corey Creek for their late crash in Week 2.
  • Airen Slipper and Ragnar Slipper are very unhappy due to the fist fight between their crews in Week 3.
  • Foggy Cockburn blames Victor Lucky for putting him out of the race in Week 4, citing a lack of concentration and focus.

CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS

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