Race 2 - 2022

iStock Racing Series

In the media this week...

  • PRESS RELEASE: Despite the mass censorship attempt by several government organizations, bits of Airen Slipper's latest press release have leaked to the media. An irate driver can be seen on the podium, his face contorted with fury. "I'll have them all killed! All those bastards! They think they can just keep messing with me!? Sabotaging me?! I'll show them! We'll show them! This isn't over and the Slippers will not give up! You bastards better start running, because as soon as I get my hand on you filthy traitors, no one will find all the pieces of your bodies."
  • PRESS RELEASE: Riding high from a flying start to the season, Foggy Cockburn tells the gathered press of the immense pride in his team. "Ten times in the inaugural race of this season a driver failed to take the lead from me. Despite all the writhing below me, it was clearly my turn to control from on top. One of those challenges was from Andrew Fiddler who, if it weren't for the damage he took early race, would definitely have joined me on top of the other racers. I look forward to a season with Yellow In Front Forever dominating as they should, and exchanging gold and silver with Andrew Fiddler, passing the pleasure back and forth, trading places as top and bottom of our two-man race as the only real contenders for this year's title."
  • Flash Finley levels criticism of Jack Carmichael after their incident last week, showing that the problem is far from resolved.
  • Ragnar Slipper is delighted with the week. "The Blues have given us a great car, a great crew, we've had a great week--now we just gotta go out and execute."
  • Jac Houns has a week full of crew conflict as they just can't onside and agree on the setup.
  • Sally Seal is upbeat. "We've had our share of problems in the past, so things evened out a little bit today, I think."
  • Racina Honkslams slams her car and team on Twitter, qualifying dead last.
  • Hunky Davis seems pleased overall. "Out there on the track, we kept at it pretty good. There was some things we could've done different--but there always is."
  • Ariel Pryde had a very slow start to qualifying and couldn't quite climb the hill again. "We made some changes, and things got better toward the end. I think we got it figured out now."
  • Lars Ungar has reorganised his crew and has a decent session. He'll start with a boost ready for the race.
  • Race Practice Results: Permanent improvement for Airen Slipper, with temporary improvements for AI Kraken, Jane Kinglet, Andrew Fiddler, Foggy Cockburn and Gunther Heindrickson.

qualifying results

1st -- Toben Shearshanks

3rd -- Ragnar Slipper

5th -- Flash Finley

7th -- Ozama Takeshi

9th -- Ivan Bender

11th -- Kieran Easter

13th -- Drew Breezus

15th -- Avianna Muir

17th -- Victor Lucky

19th -- Hunky Davis

21st -- Angelina Muir

23rd -- Selinia Spiders

25th -- Turk Hossbender

27th -- Yokum Schmidt

29th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

31st -- Dr. Strangeloaf

33rd -- Shiva Choi

35th -- Dallas Law

37th -- Jacklyn Newton

39th -- Jane Kinglet

41st -- Jac Houns

43rd -- Racina Honkslams






2nd -- Lars Ungar

4th -- Andrew Fiddler

6th -- Sally Seal

8th -- Airen Slipper

10th -- Daniel Burman

12th -- Foggy Cockburn

14th -- AI Kraken

16th -- Jack Carmichael

18th -- Varalia Spiders

20th -- Randy Flamethrower

22nd -- Gunther Heindrickson

24th -- Baker Mudfield

26th -- Leapfrog Jones

28th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

30th -- Xander Louis

32nd -- Corey Creek

34th -- Franceso Rivera

36th -- Cariano Drivemans

38th -- Jay Wolff

40th -- Marthis Fiino

42nd -- Ariel Pryde


RACE 2 - 2022 - 30 turns

MARTINSVILLE 300

ridgeway, va

Remember that each turn is 10 miles, and is represented by the skill being checked and the group of drivers being checked. With regards to groups, 1st - 7th is TOP, 8th - 19th is MIDDLE and 20th and below is BOTTOM.

TURN 1 - CONTROL - TOP - Ozama Takeshi fails to move up. Sally Seal (6) passes and holds position from Toben Shearshanks and moves to #1. Ragnar Slipper stays put.

TURN 2 - TROUBLE - MIDDLE - We are off early! Ivan Bender hits Daniel Burman and causes carnage. Airen Slipper escapes trouble. Ivan Bender suffers major damage. Daniel Burman picks up some damage. Kieran Easter crashes. Foggy Cockburn rolls on through, unscathed. Drew Breezus escapes the problem. AI Kraken gets absolutely thumped. Avianna Muir is fine. Jack Carmichael suffers major damage. Victor Lucky squirts around the issue. Varalia Spiders escapes. Hunky Davis gets completely sideways.

TURN 3 - YELLOW FLAG - There is no movement of cars as the debris is cleared and the track checked.

TURN 4 - YELLOW FLAG - Somehow, no-one is out. All racers are running again!

TURN 5 - CONTROL - TOP - Ozama Takeshi fails to move up. Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Sally Seal.

TURN 6 - PROBLEM - Selinia Spiders, in 17th place, has a handling problem. They pit to try to repair it. The champ is running again pretty swiftly and should be able to catch up.

TURN 7 - PIT TURN - Toben Shearshanks (2) gains a boost from fast pit. Ragnar Slipper (4) gains a boost from fast pit. Flash Finley (6) gains a boost from fast pit. Ragnar Slipper attempts to take the lead from Sally Seal. Ragnar Slipper (4) takes the lead from Sally Seal.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 1:

1st -- Ragnar Slipper

3rd -- Toben Shearshanks

5th -- Flash Finley

7th -- Ozama Takeshi

9th -- Foggy Cockburn

11th -- Avianna Muir

13th -- Varalia Spiders

15th -- Angelina Muir

17th -- Baker Mudfield

19th -- Leapfrog Jones

21st -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

23rd -- Xander Louis

25th -- Corey Creek

27th -- Franceso Rivera

29th -- Cariano Drivemans

31st -- Jay Wolff

33rd -- Marthis Fiino

35th -- Ariel Pryde

37th -- Ivan Bender

39th -- Kieran Easter

41st -- Jack Carmichael

43rd -- Selinia Spiders

2nd -- Sally Seal

4th -- Lars Ungar

6th -- Andrew Fiddler

8th -- Airen Slipper

10th -- Drew Breezus

12th -- Victor Lucky

14th -- Randy Flamethrower

16th -- Gunther Heindrickson

18th -- Turk Hossbender

20th -- Yokum Schmidt

22nd -- Cucumbers Caulfield

24th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

26th -- Shiva Choi

28th -- Dallas Law

30th -- Jacklyn Newton

32nd -- Jane Kinglet

34th -- Jac Houns

36th -- Racina Honkslams

38th -- Daniel Burman

40th -- AI Kraken

42nd -- Hunky Davis

TURN 8 - HEAT - MIDDLE - Baker Mudfield fails to move up. Flash Finley uses their performance boost to defend against Gunther Heindrickson. Randy Flamethrower fails to overtake Andrew Fiddler. Lars Ungar uses their performance boost to defend against Varalia Spiders. Toben Shearshanks uses their performance boost to defend against Victor Lucky. Drew Breezus can't get the job done. Airen Slipper (8) overtakes Sally Seal and moves to #2.

TURN 9 - HEAT - MIDDLE - Baker Mudfield fails to overtake Lars Ungar. Gunther Heindrickson fails to overtake Airen Slipper. Randy Flamethrower fails to overtake Flash Finley. Varalia Spiders isn't quick enough to move up. Victor Lucky fails to move. Drew Breezus fails to overtake Sally Seal.

TURN 10 - PROBLEM - Shiva Choi, in 26th place, is bumped into from the side, hard enough to cause a wobble in the steering. They pit to try a repair, which is successful.

TURN 11 - DUEL - Lars Ungar decides against a duel with Airen Slipper - he's not heated and there's not a lot in it right now.

TURN 12 - TROUBLE - MIDDLE - Ozama Takeshi suffers minor damage. Foggy Cockburn rolls on through, unscathed. Drew Breezus escapes. Avianna Muir avoids the crash. Victor Lucky escapes the problem. Varalia Spiders suffers minor damage. Randy Flamethrower spins three times. Angelina Muir is violently shunted. Gunther Heindrickson suffers major damage. Baker Mudfield just wiggles past. Turk Hossbender rolls on through, unscathed. Leapfrog Jones rolls on through, unscathed.

TURN 13 - YELLOW FLAG - Again, against all odds, all the crashed cars are still running. Superb crew work.

TURN 14 - YELLOW FLAG - We spoke too soon. Ozama Takeshi is out - his car has cut out one mile after leaving the garage.

TURN 15 - DUEL - Lars Ungar decides against a duel - again against Airen, and again he has no reason to do so.

TURN 16 - TV - TOP - Ragnar Slipper uses their performance boost to defend against Andrew Fiddler. Flash Finley fails to overtake Ragnar Slipper. Lars Ungar isn't quick enough to move up. Sally Seal (3) cleanly passes Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1. Airen Slipper fails to overtake Sally Seal.

TURN 17 - PIT TURN - Airen Slipper (3) gains a boost from fast pit. Toben Shearshanks (4) gains a boost from fast pit. Lars Ungar attempts to take the lead from Sally Seal. Lars Ungar (5) takes the lead from Sally Seal.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 2:

1st -- Lars Ungar

3rd -- Airen Slipper

5th -- Ragnar Slipper

7th -- Flash Finley

9th -- Turk Hossbender

11th -- Victor Lucky

13th -- Drew Breezus

15th -- Yokum Schmidt

17th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

19th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

21st -- Franceso Rivera

23rd -- Cariano Drivemans

25th -- Jay Wolff

27th -- Marthis Fiino

29th -- Ariel Pryde

31st -- Ivan Bender

33rd -- Kieran Easter

35th -- Jack Carmichael

37th -- Selinia Spiders

39th -- Varalia Spiders

41st -- Angelina Muir

2nd -- Sally Seal

4th -- Toben Shearshanks

6th -- Andrew Fiddler

8th -- Baker Mudfield

10th -- Avianna Muir

12th -- Foggy Cockburn

14th -- Leapfrog Jones

16th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

18th -- Xander Louis

20th -- Corey Creek

22nd -- Dallas Law

24th -- Jacklyn Newton

26th -- Jane Kinglet

28th -- Jac Houns

30th -- Racina Honkslams

32nd -- Daniel Burman

34th -- AI Kraken

36th -- Hunky Davis

38th -- Shiva Choi

40th -- Randy Flamethrower

42nd -- Gunther Heindrickson


OUT -- Ozama Takeshi

TURN 18 - REFLEX - MIDDLE - Xander Louis fails to move. Toben Shearshanks uses their performance boost to defend against Yokum Schmidt. Leapfrog Jones can't get the job done. Drew Breezus can't get the job done. Foggy Cockburn fails to get enough of a push to move up. Avianna Muir fails to overtake Toben Shearshanks. Turk Hossbender stays where they are. Baker Mudfield (8) overtakes Flash Finley and moves to #7.

TURN 19 - HEAT - BOTTOM - Gunther Heindrickson (42) smoothly passes Xander Louis and moves to #18. Randy Flamethrower (41) goes high past Avianna Muir and moves to #10. Varalia Spiders (41) settles in, waits, then passes Victor Lucky and moves to #12. Shiva Choi isn't quick enough to move up. Selinia Spiders (40) settles in, waits, then passes Foggy Cockburn and moves to #14. AI Kraken (38) overtakes Selinia Spiders and moves to #14. Ivan Bender isn't quick enough to move up. Ariel Pryde stays put. Marthis Fiino isn't quick enough to move up. Jane Kinglet (31) surges past AI Kraken and moves to #14. Jay Wolff (31) just about fits past Randy Flamethrower and moves to #10. Cariano Drivemans isn't quick enough to move up. Franceso Rivera (28) breezes past Jay Wolff and moves to #10.

TURN 20 - CONTROL - BOTTOM - Kieran Easter (38) squeezes out Varalia Spiders and moves to #14. Daniel Burman fails to move. Racina Honkslams (36) side drafts and passes Franceso Rivera and moves to #10. Jac Houns fails to move up. Dallas Law stays where they are. Dr. Strangeloaf (29) goes low and passes Jane Kinglet and moves to #18. Xander Louis (29) goes low and passes Avianna Muir and moves to #14. Gunther Heindrickson isn't quick enough to move up. Yokum Schmidt (26) just about fits past Flash Finley and moves to #8. Leapfrog Jones fails to overtake Avianna Muir.

TURN 21 - TROUBLE - MIDDLE - Yokum Schmidt suffers major damage. Flash Finley spins. Turk Hossbender is nudged to the side and spins. Racina Honkslams avoids the crash. Franceso Rivera picks up some damage. Jay Wolff suffers minor damage. Randy Flamethrower avoids the crash. Xander Louis avoids the crash. Avianna Muir escapes the problem. Kieran Easter gets completely sideways. Varalia Spiders slams into another car. Victor Lucky is fine.

TURN 22 - YELLOW FLAG - There is no movement of cars as the debris is cleared and the track checked.

TURN 23 - YELLOW FLAG - All cars involved are running again, and we've double checked this time.

TURN 24 - SKILL - BOTTOM - Varalia Spiders fails to overtake Drew Breezus. Kieran Easter (41) cleanly passes Drew Breezus and moves to #18. Franceso Rivera fails to overtake Jane Kinglet. Flash Finley (38) side drafts and passes Victor Lucky and moves to #12. Angelina Muir (37) overtakes AI Kraken and moves to #16. Shiva Choi stays put. Hunky Davis fails to move. Daniel Burman fails to move. Ariel Pryde stays put. Jacklyn Newton fails to overtake Xander Louis. Dallas Law fails to get enough of a push to move up. Corey Creek (26) overtakes Racina Honkslams and moves to #8. Gunther Heindrickson (26) just about fits past Randy Flamethrower and moves to #10. Cucumbers Caulfield (26) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Flash Finley and moves to #14. Fireplug Fitzpatrick isn't quick enough to move up.

TURN 25 - SMART - TOP - Andrew Fiddler (6) just about fits past Lars Ungar and moves to #1. Ragnar Slipper (6) cleanly passes Andrew Fiddler and moves to #1. Sally Seal stays where they are.

TURN 26 - RARE - MIDDLE - The track appears to deteriorate and any reflex moves will automatically fail!

TURN 27 - PIT TURN - Andrew Fiddler (2) gains a boost from fast pit. Lars Ungar (3) gains a boost from fast pit. Airen Slipper (5) gains a boost from fast pit. Foggy Cockburn (22) gains a boost from fast pit. Jac Houns (31) gains a boost from fast pit. Ariel Pryde (32) gains a boost from fast pit. Sally Seal attempts to take the lead from Ragnar Slipper. Sally Seal (5) takes the lead from Ragnar Slipper.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 3:

1st -- Sally Seal

3rd -- Airen Slipper

5th -- Lars Ungar

7th -- Baker Mudfield

9th -- Racina Honkslams

11th -- Randy Flamethrower

13th -- Avianna Muir

15th -- Flash Finley

17th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

19th -- Angelina Muir

21st -- Jac Houns

23rd -- AI Kraken

25th -- Kieran Easter

27th -- Leapfrog Jones

29th -- Dallas Law

31st -- Jacklyn Newton

33rd -- Ivan Bender

35th -- Jack Carmichael

37th -- Shiva Choi

39th -- Turk Hossbender

41st -- Jay Wolff

2nd -- Ragnar Slipper

4th -- Andrew Fiddler

6th -- Toben Shearshanks

8th -- Corey Creek

10th -- Gunther Heindrickson

12th -- Xander Louis

14th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

16th -- Victor Lucky

18th -- Jane Kinglet

20th -- Foggy Cockburn

22nd -- Ariel Pryde

24th -- Selinia Spiders

26th -- Drew Breezus

28th -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

30th -- Cariano Drivemans

32nd -- Marthis Fiino

34th -- Daniel Burman

36th -- Hunky Davis

38th -- Yokum Schmidt

40th -- Franceso Rivera

42nd -- Varalia Spiders


OUT -- Ozama Takeshi

TURN 28 - PROBLEM - Turk Hossbender, in 39th place, completely loses the engine - they're out! Yellow flag while the car is recovered.

TURN 29 - TROUBLE - MIDDLE - Late drama! Corey Creek slams Racina Honkslams and there's carnage in the middle of the pack. Gunther Heindrickson escapes trouble. Randy Flamethrower crashes. Xander Louis slams into another car. Avianna Muir avoids trouble. Cucumbers Caulfield is fine. Flash Finley gets completely sideways. Victor Lucky escapes trouble. Dr. Strangeloaf rolls on through, unscathed. Jane Kinglet is nudged to the side and spins. Angelina Muir loses a wing mirror and begins to smoke. We will have an extension of the race!

TURN 30 - YELLOW FLAG - Xander and Flash are both done, while the other racers continue to race.

TURN 31 - YELLOW FLAG

TURN 32 - REFLEX - MIDDLE - As we said earlier, reflex is not being counted currently due to track conditions. As such... Drew Breezus fails to move. Kieran Easter fails to move. AI Kraken can't get the job done. Jac Houns isn't quick enough to move up. Foggy Cockburn fails to overtake Andrew Fiddler. Avianna Muir isn't quick enough to move up.

SALLY SEAL WINS THE MARTINSVILLE 300, THE FIRST WIN OF HER CAREER!

FINAL CLASSIFICATION:

1st -- Sally Seal

3rd -- Airen Slipper

5th -- Lars Ungar

7th -- Baker Mudfield

9th -- Avianna Muir

11th -- Victor Lucky

13th -- Foggy Cockburn

15th -- Ariel Pryde

17th -- Selinia Spiders

19th -- Drew Breezus

21st -- Fireplug Fitzpatrick

23rd -- Cariano Drivemans

25th -- Marthis Fiino

27th -- Daniel Burman

29th -- Hunky Davis

31st -- Yokum Schmidt

33rd -- Jay Wolff

35th -- Corey Creek

37th -- Randy Flamethrower

39th -- Angelina Muir

2nd -- Ragnar Slipper

4th -- Andrew Fiddler

6th -- Toben Shearshanks

8th -- Gunther Heindrickson

10th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

12th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

14th -- Jac Houns

16th -- AI Kraken

18th -- Kieran Easter

20th -- Leapfrog Jones

22nd -- Dallas Law

24th -- Jacklyn Newton

26th -- Ivan Bender

28th -- Jack Carmichael

30th -- Shiva Choi

32nd -- Franceso Rivera

34th -- Varalia Spiders

36th -- Racina Honkslams

38th -- Jane Kinglet


OUT -- Ozama Takeshi

OUT -- Turk Hossbender

OUT -- Xander Louis

OUT -- Flash Finley

Feud Updates:

  • Ozama Takeshi has resolved his issue with Selinia Spiders.
  • Jack Carmichael remains angry with Flash Finley for putting him out of the race in the final stages of Week 1.
  • Racina Honkslams is furious with Corey Creek for their late crash in Week 2.

CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS

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Race Practice and Press Releases are now open for Week 3!