Race 7 - 2021

iStock Racing Series

In the media this week...

  • Press Release: After having to be removed from an interview where he became increasingly 'agitated', Airen Slipper was seen speaking to various sketchy figures. A representative of the Slipper family hurried to reassure the public: "Do not worry. Airen's anger is understandable, but it is just that, a bit of anger." In this moment the representative looks his counterpart in the YFF team in the eyes and smiles widely. "And there is most definitely no truth in these supposed threats of kidnapping, flaying or suicide by shotgun to the back of the head. There is absolutely no reason to believe such a thing." With a wink the representative leaves followed by various agitated reporters.
  • Press Release: With his victory bringing him and his team to first place Ragnar Slipper is being lauded as the saviour of the Lusitanian Blues. "As much as I would love to claim all the credit for the team's success for myself, it is simply not the truth. My brother despite all his misfortunes is still a major member of this team and capable of pulling miracles even while out of practice. Thus this was all a team effort. The disaster last race was merely a distraction and the cause of it will be swiftly... dealt with. As for me, you can expect me to keep racing to win! The Blues will be victorious once more!"
  • Press Release: Due to unfortunate circumstance we are required by law to once again remind all of Ton Agron's Gofaster Racests fans to not approach Racina Honkslams for autographs, or really to not approach her ever at all no matter what. One brave fan did in fact think that because she now has a biteguard approaching her for an autograph would be safe and to his family we give our deepest condolences. Please, stay away. She can't read or write anyway.
  • Press Release: Posted on Cariano Driveman's Twitter account for about 8 minutes before his PR manager deleted it: FLAMETHROWER IS A TRASHCANNON AND TANNHAUSER IS A FART ON WHEELS I WOULD HAVE WON THAT RACE IF NOT FOR THOSE BUMBAGS DRIVING LIKE BLIND GRANNIES AND WONKING EACH OTHER RIGHT OUT THEY SHOULD FLUSHED LIKE THE TURDS THEY ARE #MAKEGREECEGREATAGAIN #VOTING4ATOÚ #BUILDTHATBULGARIANWALL
  • Press Release: Solid State Drive has announced a partnership with the private aerospace company “Extraneous Solutions” with the goal of hosting races on the lunar surface. According to spokesperson Jack Arson, the lunar racing vehicles for the SSD team should be ready by the end of this year. However, the races planned so far will only be featuring remote-controlled vehicles, as manned racing rovers proved to be too complex to construct in time for the first races. Extraneous Solutions will be providing shuttle flights to lunar orbit for the race drivers. The racecars will be controlled from virtual reality compartments aboard the spacecraft with the intention of minimizing signal latency. The exact starting date of the lunar racing season is not yet known.
  • Press Release: The team was relieved in Portgual that their drivers escaped the chaos caused by Randy Flamethrower and Urist Tannhauser. Yellow in Front Forever is proud to support any drivers who wish to smash into each other, but not if it endangers the lives of others, and only with full consent. We invite Squid Fanatics and Wagner-Wartburg Racing to liaise with our team specialists and fanbase to find the proper way bang up other drivers. Until the teams at least establish a safe word, we'll be keeping our distance on the track.
  • Jac Houns has an ugly, and televised bust up with a fan on her first visit to the track on Tuesday. It clearly unsettles her for the week ahead.

qualifying results

1st -- Ragnar Slipper

3rd -- Selinia Spiders

5th -- Daniel Burman

7th -- Airen Slipper

9th -- Hana Pryde

11th -- Dominic Jackson

13th -- Franceso Rivera

15th -- Angelina Muir

17th -- Gary Gannet

19th -- Varalia Spiders

21st -- Randy Flamethrower

23rd -- Mason Shelton

25th -- Yokum Schmidt

27th -- Lars Ungar

29th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

31st -- Jay Wolff

33rd -- Egil Van Can

35th -- Ariel Pryde

37th -- Drew Breezus

39th -- Andrew Fiddler

41st -- AI Kraken

43rd -- Rain Winterson





2nd -- Hunky Davis

4th -- Flash Finley

6th -- Boothby Grafoe

8th -- Racina Honkslams

10th -- Kieran Easter

12th -- Foggy Cockburn

14th -- Leapfrog Jones

16th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

18th -- Jane Kinglet

20th -- Paul Puffin

22nd -- Urist Tannhauser

24th -- Baker Mudfield

26th -- LA Brick

28th -- Avianna Muir

30th -- Vasili Mikhailov

32nd -- Xander Louis

34th -- Victor Lucky

36th -- Corey Creek

38th -- Cariano Drivemans

40th -- Jac Houns

42nd -- Jack Carmichael

RACE 7 - 2021 - 20 turns

assen 200

de haar, holland

Remember that each turn is 10 miles, and is represented by the skill being checked and the group of drivers being checked. With regards to groups, 1st - 7th is TOP, 8th - 19th is MIDDLE and 20th and below is BOTTOM.

TURN 1 - HEAT - TOP - Airen Slipper (7) surges past Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1. Boothby Grafoe (7) breezes past Airen Slipper and moves to #1. Selinia Spiders fails to overtake Boothby Grafoe.

TURN 2 - HEAT - MIDDLE - Varalia Spiders (19) goes high past Selinia Spiders and moves to #5. Hunky Davis uses their performance boost to defend against Gary Gannet. Leapfrog Jones uses their performance boost to attack. Leapfrog Jones (15) surges past Varalia Spiders and moves to #5. Franceso Rivera (15) gets a good run, drafts past Airen Slipper and moves to #2. Hana Pryde stays where they are.

TURN 3 - DUEL - Foggy Cockburn attempts to duel Selinia Spiders, with the odds well in his favour. However, he locks up at a pivotal moment, and bins it into the run off. He's beached for a bit and rejoins in last. Dominic Jackson decides against a duel.

TURN 4 - CONTROL - TOP - Varalia Spiders fails to overtake Boothby Grafoe. Leapfrog Jones (6) gets a good run, drafts past Boothby Grafoe and moves to #1. Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Leapfrog Jones. Franceso Rivera stays put.

TURN 5 - STAR - MIDDLE - Paul Puffin fails to move up. Jane Kinglet fails to move. Cucumbers Caulfield stays where they are. Angelina Muir (15) smoothly passes Franceso Rivera and moves to #3. Hana Pryde fails to overtake Ragnar Slipper. Racina Honkslams fails to move up. Daniel Burman (11) breezes past Franceso Rivera and moves to #4. Selinia Spiders (10) cleanly passes Ragnar Slipper and moves to #7.

TURN 6 - TV - TOP - Airen Slipper fails to overtake Leapfrog Jones.

TURN 7 - PIT TURN - Daniel Burman (2) gains a boost from fast pit. Angelina Muir (3) gains a boost from fast pit. Airen Slipper (6) gains a boost from fast pit. Selinia Spiders (7) gains a boost from fast pit. Leapfrog Jones (1) gains a boost from fast pit. Franceso Rivera attempts to take the lead from Leapfrog Jones. Leapfrog Jones uses their performance boost to defend.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 1:

1st -- Leapfrog Jones

3rd -- Angelina Muir

5th -- Selinia Spiders

7th -- Franceso Rivera

9th -- Hunky Davis

11th -- Flash Finley

13th -- Hana Pryde

15th -- Gary Gannet

17th -- Dominic Jackson

19th -- Paul Puffin

21st -- Urist Tannhauser

23rd -- Baker Mudfield

25th -- LA Brick

27th -- Avianna Muir

29th -- Vasili Mikhailov

31st -- Xander Louis

33rd -- Victor Lucky

35th -- Corey Creek

37th -- Cariano Drivemans

39th -- Jac Houns

41st -- Jack Carmichael

43rd -- Foggy Cockburn

2nd -- Daniel Burman

4th -- Airen Slipper

6th -- Boothby Grafoe

8th -- Ragnar Slipper

10th -- Varalia Spiders

12th -- Racina Honkslams

14th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

16th -- Kieran Easter

18th -- Jane Kinglet

20th -- Randy Flamethrower

22nd -- Mason Shelton

24th -- Yokum Schmidt

26th -- Lars Ungar

28th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

30th -- Jay Wolff

32nd -- Egil Van Can

34th -- Ariel Pryde

36th -- Drew Breezus

38th -- Andrew Fiddler

40th -- AI Kraken

42nd -- Rain Winterson

TURN 8 - PROBLEM - Randy Flamethrower, in 20th place, has a flat tire and is forced to pit for the change.

TURN 9 - STAR - MIDDLE - Paul Puffin fails to overtake Franceso Rivera. Angelina Muir uses their performance boost to defend against Jane Kinglet. Cucumbers Caulfield can't get the job done. Airen Slipper uses their performance boost to defend against Hana Pryde. Selinia Spiders uses their performance boost to defend against Racina Honkslams. Varalia Spiders isn't quick enough to move up. Daniel Burman uses their performance boost to defend against Hunky Davis. Ragnar Slipper (8) overtakes Daniel Burman and moves to #2.

TURN 10 - TV - MIDDLE - Jane Kinglet (18) goes high past Angelina Muir and moves to #4. Racina Honkslams (13) squeezes out Daniel Burman and moves to #3. Hunky Davis fails to move.

TURN 11 - REFLEX - BOTTOM - Foggy Cockburn isn't quick enough to move up. Rain Winterson fails to move up. Jack Carmichael isn't quick enough to move up. Jac Houns fails to overtake Franceso Rivera. Andrew Fiddler fails to move. Cariano Drivemans (36) settles in, waits, then passes Gary Gannet and moves to #16. Ariel Pryde (34) overtakes Hana Pryde and moves to #14. Egil Van Can fails to overtake Cucumbers Caulfield. Xander Louis (32) passes and holds position from Cucumbers Caulfield and moves to #16. Jay Wolff (32) dummies Varalia Spiders and moves to #12. Vasili Mikhailov (32) passes and holds position from Selinia Spiders and moves to #8. Avianna Muir (31) overtakes Varalia Spiders and moves to #14. Lars Ungar fails to overtake Hunky Davis. LA Brick (30) overtakes Vasili Mikhailov and moves to #8. Yokum Schmidt (30) dummies Ariel Pryde and moves to #18. Baker Mudfield isn't quick enough to move up.

TURN 12 - PROBLEM - Jack Carmichael, in 40th place, has a plug wire fall off, and falls to last as it's fixed. (Repair roll = 2)

TURN 13 - REFLEX - TOP - Airen Slipper (7) smoothly passes Leapfrog Jones and moves to #1. Angelina Muir (7) overtakes Airen Slipper and moves to #1. Daniel Burman fails to overtake Angelina Muir.

TURN 14 - STAR - MIDDLE - Ariel Pryde (19) gets a good run, drafts past Racina Honkslams and moves to #5. Yokum Schmidt (19) cleanly passes Ariel Pryde and moves to #5. Varalia Spiders (18) gets a good run, drafts past Ragnar Slipper and moves to #4. Jay Wolff stays where they are. Hunky Davis stays where they are. Franceso Rivera stays put. Boothby Grafoe (14) overtakes Airen Slipper and moves to #2. Selinia Spiders fails to move up.

TURN 15 - DUEL - No-one qualifies for this check and we carry on as usual.

TURN 16 - REFLEX - TOP - Yokum Schmidt fails to overtake Angelina Muir. Airen Slipper (3) sells a dummy, sails past Angelina Muir and moves to #1.

TURN 17 - PIT TURN - Ariel Pryde (8) gains a boost from fast pit. Racina Honkslams (9) gains a boost from fast pit. Jane Kinglet (11) gains a boost from fast pit. Vasili Mikhailov (13) gains a boost from fast pit. Selinia Spiders (14) gains a boost from fast pit. Hunky Davis (16) gains a boost from fast pit. Flash Finley (19) gains a boost from fast pit. Yokum Schmidt attempts to take the lead from Airen Slipper. Yokum Schmidt (7) takes the lead from Airen Slipper.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 2:

1st -- Yokum Schmidt

3rd -- Angelina Muir

5th -- Boothby Grafoe

7th -- Ragnar Slipper

9th -- Racina Honkslams

11th -- Vasili Mikhailov

13th -- Hunky Davis

15th -- Daniel Burman

17th -- Franceso Rivera

19th -- Avianna Muir

21st -- Xander Louis

23rd -- Cariano Drivemans

25th -- Kieran Easter

27th -- Paul Puffin

29th -- Mason Shelton

31st -- Lars Ungar

33rd -- Egil Van Can

35th -- Corey Creek

37th -- Andrew Fiddler

39th -- AI Kraken

41st -- Foggy Cockburn

43rd -- Jack Carmichael

2nd -- Airen Slipper

4th -- Leapfrog Jones

6th -- Varalia Spiders

8th -- Ariel Pryde

10th -- Jane Kinglet

12th -- Selinia Spiders

14th -- Flash Finley

16th -- LA Brick

18th -- Jay Wolff

20th -- Hana Pryde

22nd -- Cucumbers Caulfield

24th -- Gary Gannet

26th -- Dominic Jackson

28th -- Urist Tannhauser

30th -- Baker Mudfield

32nd -- Dr. Strangeloaf

34th -- Victor Lucky

36th -- Drew Breezus

38th -- Jac Houns

40th -- Rain Winterson

42nd -- Randy Flamethrower

TURN 18 - STAR - TOP - Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Yokum Schmidt. Varalia Spiders stays put. Boothby Grafoe (5) dummies Yokum Schmidt and moves to #1. Angelina Muir fails to overtake Boothby Grafoe. Airen Slipper (3) sells a dummy, sails past Boothby Grafoe and moves to #1.

TURN 19 - REFLEX - MIDDLE - Avianna Muir isn't quick enough to move up. Jay Wolff (18) bangs past Yokum Schmidt and moves to #3. LA Brick fails to move. Daniel Burman (16) dummies Jay Wolff and moves to #3. Flash Finley (16) goes low and passes Yokum Schmidt and moves to #5. Hunky Davis uses their performance boost to attack. Hunky Davis (16) gets a good run, drafts past Jay Wolff and moves to #4. Flash Finley uses their performance boost to defend against Vasili Mikhailov. Ariel Pryde uses their performance boost to attack. Ariel Pryde (12) dummies Daniel Burman and moves to #3.

TURN 20 - TROUBLE - It had to happen eventually! Jay Wolff smashes into Boothby Grafoe as his car starts to expire, and that sends the pair spinning along with Flash Finley. No catastrophic damage - all still running - but what a disaster with just three miles left to go. Airen, Ariel, Burman and Davis all escape trouble, but we'll drop under caution and have an extended race... Airen Slipper escapes trouble.

TURN 21 - YELLOW FLAG

TURN 22 - YELLOW FLAG

TURN 23 - STAR - MIDDLE - Cucumbers Caulfield (19) squeezes out Hunky Davis and moves to #4. Xander Louis stays where they are. Hana Pryde isn't quick enough to move up. Franceso Rivera (16) sells a dummy, sails past Angelina Muir and moves to #7. Selinia Spiders uses their performance boost to attack. Selinia Spiders (15) squeezes out Franceso Rivera and moves to #7. Jane Kinglet uses their performance boost to attack. Jane Kinglet (14) side drafts and passes Hunky Davis and moves to #5. Racina Honkslams uses their performance boost to attack. Racina Honkslams (14) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Daniel Burman and moves to #3. Ragnar Slipper (14) settles in, waits, then passes Jane Kinglet and moves to #6. Varalia Spiders (14) settles in, waits, then passes Daniel Burman and moves to #4.

AIREN SLIPPER WINS THE ASSEN 200 - the sixth win in his career and the third Luisitanian Blues win in a row!

FINAL CLASSIFICATION:

1st -- Airen Slipper

3rd -- Racina Honkslams

5th -- Daniel Burman

7th -- Ragnar Slipper

9th -- Hunky Davis

11th -- Selinia Spiders

13th -- Angelina Muir

15th -- Vasili Mikhailov

17th -- Avianna Muir

19th -- Xander Louis

21st -- Gary Gannet

23rd -- Dominic Jackson

25th -- Urist Tannhauser

27th -- Baker Mudfield

29th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

31st -- Victor Lucky

33rd -- Drew Breezus

35th -- Jac Houns

37th -- Rain Winterson

39th -- Randy Flamethrower

41st -- Boothby Grafoe

43rd -- Flash Finley

2nd -- Ariel Pryde

4th -- Varalia Spiders

6th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

8th -- Jane Kinglet

10th -- Yokum Schmidt

12th -- Franceso Rivera

14th -- Leapfrog Jones

16th -- LA Brick

18th -- Hana Pryde

20th -- Cariano Drivemans

22nd -- Kieran Easter

24th -- Paul Puffin

26th -- Mason Shelton

28th -- Lars Ungar

30th -- Egil Van Can

32nd -- Corey Creek

34th -- Andrew Fiddler

36th -- AI Kraken

38th -- Foggy Cockburn

40th -- Jack Carmichael

42nd -- Jay Wolff

Boosts have changed. Guarantee a temporary success in Race Practise or carry it over to the next race. Only Vasili Mikhailov has a boost left unspent.

CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS

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